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Is it trap? Drag those boring piano ballads lana she really said take this pretentious sh*t and swallow it whole-I’ll still get acclaim with no effort

Objectively no, there’s no clear v bad glitches/ distortion like wildflower but she seems to have used interesting devices as mics on some songs- if you enjoyed her vocal takes on A&W then you’ll be fine- aside from that there are sounds that quickly change in some songs but it’s more a production choice I assume.

My boyfriend tested positive for Covid, it doesn’t matter we’ve been

That’s why they call me lanita….

who's excited for the alleged tour? Are we awaiting the surprise?

Homosexual RNB singer

It’s kinda dead on here

Billboard- 2 UK- potential 1 I don’t see massive figures for this album unless fishtail turns out to be a straightforward beat bop. I don’t know if peppers has appeal for Tik Tok tbh and Taco Truck definitely does not.

Fans should be honest- if they don’t like it, it’s there to vocalise an opinion- likewise if they love it, it helps gauge its appeal. I don’t like the random tweets off people mentioning her body or her looks in context to how they feel the music has declined though- very nasty.

I need to hear the album in full to judge and in sequence for context but this isn’t surpassing BB(not one of my favourites but I like it) for me- I will say there’s not a moment so far as low as wildflower though( the song was cracking/Glitching very loudly throughout and must have been recorded on a iPhone- I do not know what compelled her to release such a travesty with The Mike Dean)

None of you are going to get that bop album anytime soon-we can predict what is coming next: Piano. a couple of songs with a backbeat. A song mentioning Chucky- likely in reference to children and motherhood. lyrics about Lana’s everyday life in LA- venues she likes to visit potentially including coffee shops, sandwich trucks or laundry. Lyrics about modern technology- ironic in nature. potential politicised lyrics as she likes to push boundaries and make people angry- I can see this progressing.

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Why is power and control listed as power pop? power pop is poppy power chords similar to pop punk but not punk influenced. songs like Stacey’s mom, Gold coins by charli xcx, Beverly Hills. Power and Control is Gaga dance pop.

Hopefully the tour merch is menstrual pancakes but she sounds good on her newest lives- she might be using pitch correction but it’s better which is great

The 2016 Free Bleed vibes

Moon cycle is I wonder if some of the material was recorded years ago

The consensus from critics has been that you’d have to be a fan to like the work or atleast familiar with it- I can’t imagine any general person wanting to listen to these songs tbh.

okay here’s the first mixed review- There is a good album in there somewhere . There’s also a lot of filler, and times when it feels as though she crosses the line into parody It is wordy – and those words are also delivered breathily and sometimes deliberately obscured. If you don’t get your ear around them in time, you simply won’t know what they are unless you can go back and/or consult the lyrics. You’ll have to make your own mind up on this one: I suspect that’s exactly how she wants it.

We will see how the album fares when it’s actually out- we still don’t have fishtail or Candy necklace in decent quality

We have the same conversations all the time about whether artists read here- it’s their own choice and we are a lot nicer than what you see on the Daily Mail or even ATRL

Can we link the review snippets that people are upset with? I’m curious as to what is causing this chaos?

Is it you favourite? I think mine is Candy necklace

Oopsie I thought that was just for in depth descriptions will remember from now on

really? I’m sorry but I’ve seen you behave the same way in other threads, the anime dearie should definitely calm it but he’s not exactly bullying anyone on here LOL