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It’s kind of crazy that Born to Die is kinda slated on here when it will objectively outlive any of her other albums including NFR

Lol I actually like the song- the drag was unintentional 💅 I’m just naturally rude. here’s another pseudo Gwen song

Yes I can hear bits of Gwen musically in low life-less the voice and more the song itself though of course. the Selena song makes sense aswell considering charli is on the chorus aswell and wrote the track

Found country Gwen circa Blake Shelton era

The way it never changes 💀

Honorary mention to Lana participating in the trend at 2.57 the way @SlowGinFizzzz would love this

Inspired by the Closer Verse thread- Name songs that clearly imitate Gwen Stefani. Songs in the Gwen Stefani-verse contain high pitched bratty vocals, breathy seductive verses and either High octane pop production or ska influenced dance rock. The interesting thing about this phenomenon is that often singers sound nothing like Gwen except on the one particular song. this is the earliest song I can find: Other examples:

We just call them old peoples home in the UK

Learn how to steal properly- it can’t be that hard not to get caught seduce the employees Stick chewing gum over the camera

Did she actually post this?

How they gonna trace an album rip? lol Get the album out of the tesco

It’s listed as an audio book on my device

I don’t know how you can rank violet because it’s not an album-it’s spoken word poetry with light background music

I’m sure the positivity warriors will complain that I haven’t deified everyone part of her discog but here’s mine(lol)- Not including Sirens because it was never officially released. 1.UV(perfect layered album with storytelling songwriting-a modern classic with no skips even on the deluxe and most outtakes- lots of repeated choruses but they only strengthen the impact of the amazing melodies to me). 2. Honeymoon(Love the return to Trip Hop and Baroque pop-lots of reverb on this record that creates a dream-like effect- some iffy songwriting occasionally but it’s a gorgeous masterpiece again and makes me amazed with every listen). 3. Aka ( love the guitars on this record and how kitschy it is-again like most of the albums I like off her-there’s no skips-not her most serious work but it’s great fun). 4. Born to die the paradise edition( I can’t include these albums seperately- it forms a modern bible throughout- some songs are overproduced on BTD or very dull on paradise-but American and Bel Air are the only skips for me- Great starting albums). 5. Blue Banisters( lots of ballads here but it’s her first fully formed album since Honeymoon-there’s some issues with the production where it clips and you can tell the record was rushed but it flows quite well- Wildflower should have been scrapped as it’s objectively a clipped mess). 6.Lust for Life-it’s difficult for me to rank this because it has some discog highlights like change, love, cherry etc but it has some atrocious work likewise like in my feelings, the boring thirteen bitches-it doesn’t flow as an album at all hence it’s placement. I imagine ocean will be between these two albums despite me really disliking the first two singles-The grants description and Peppers sound promising. 7. Chemtrails- cohesive but boring-I’m not opposed to folk music but it’s so stripped down as to remain pointless to have any production-some discog highlights in title track and Tulsa. 8. NFR- I will never understand the love for this record and it started her wave of ego where everything she makes she believes is gold-any form of critique is immediately a personal attack on her as a person as displayed on her Ann Powers rant. I like Hope, How to disappear, the vinyl version of I love you- California and the greatest are fine but could have been masterpieces with extra attention.

She’s not relevant enough to have any reporting lol- they only report on her when she names big figures(Russel Crowe) otherwise she is irrelevant to mainstream media. She’s not SZA or even FKA Twigs- the best she can aim for is Hotnewhiphop reporting

The fact of the some matter is sometimes there’s discrimination which is later proven in her cases and sometimes she’s outed as a exaggerative liar🌚

Yeah but the issue is regardless of her race(which is somewhat of a factor) she’s destroyed her own reputation by being unreliable, outwardly racist and homophobic-she can’t really be mad that people aren’t rushing to her defence

Wtf

Where are the Czech Republic users?

Where’s the Damn sex tape

Probably if they are are semi reformed- I have issues Would you date someone with a disability that affects their appearance?

Kelli Dayton from sneaker pimps called her one of her favourite artists it’s nice to see someone who influenced Lanas sound(most likely indirectly) credit her as a talent.

There should be a subsection for dating on here The laughs it would provide

I don’t care for sales but she’s not doomed necessarily- Anti by Rihanna was deemed the biggest flop by a pop girl ever with articles written about nobody buying it at all…but now it’s a cult classic and one of her top streamers- I don’t think it has the quality to reach it personally but who knows

Yeah flowers was extremely frontloaded- that and the Liam PR to drive sales. Hence why the album is low on sales. she should have followed the genuine organic success(for a major label act) of plastic hearts and continued to gain respect via performances, covers and better engagement with her audience- she’s kind of wrecked it for a one off hit.