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Now that AI-generated music is a thing, maybe we'll finally get a studio version of Start A War.

She actually sounds great here! I think I'm just going to pretend that she didn't release anything since Clarity and this is the big comeback moment we've all been waiting for.

Drop the boxset, mum!

Now add a weekend date in Milan please, mother!

She's celebrating 40 years in the business and released a best-of compilation last year, so now she has announced a best-of tour to go along with it. Like, when else would she announce it? Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

I'm sure TotK is gonna be great but more than anything else I want a new 2D Zelda. Or at least a remake of the Oracles games à la Link's Awakening.

THE CELEBRATION TOUR NORTH AMERICAN DATES: Sat Jul 15 – Vancouver, BC – Rogers Arena Tue Jul 18 – Seattle, WA – Climate Pledge Arena Sat Jul 22 – Phoenix, AZ – Footprint Center Tue Jul 25 – Denver, CO – Ball Arena Thu Jul 27 – Tulsa, OK – BOK Center Sun Jul 30 – St. Paul, MN – Xcel Energy Center Wed Aug 02 – Cleveland, OH – Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse Sat Aug 05 – Detroit, MI – Little Caesars Arena Mon. Aug 07 – Pittsburgh, PA – PPG Paints Arena Wed Aug 09 – Chicago, IL – United Center Sun Aug 13 – Toronto, ON – Scotiabank Arena Sat Aug 19 – Montreal, QC – Centre Bell Wed Aug 23 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden Thu Aug 24 – New York, NY – Madison Square Garden Wed Aug 30 – Boston, MA – TD Garden Sat Sep 02 – Washington, DC – Capital One Arena Tue Sep 05 – Atlanta, GA – State Farm Arena Thu Sep 07 – Tampa, FL – Amalie Arena Sat Sep 09 – Miami, FL – Miami-Dade Arena Wed Sep 13 – Houston, TX – Toyota Center Mon Sep 18 – Dallas, TX – American Airlines Center Thu Sep 21 – Austin, TX – Moody Center ATX Wed Sep 27 – Los Angeles, CA – Crypto.com Arena Wed Oct 04 – San Francisco, CA – Chase Center Sat Oct 07 – Las Vegas, NV – T-Mobile Arena THE CELEBRATION TOUR EUROPE DATES: Sat Oct 14 – London, UK – The O2 Sat Oct 21 – Antwerp, BE – Sportpaleis Wed. Oct. 25 – Copenhagen, DK – Royal Arena Sat Oct 28 – Stockholm, SE – Tele2 Wed Nov 01 – Barcelona, ES – Palau Sant Jordi Mon Nov 06 – Lisbon, PT – Altice Arena Sun Nov 12 – Paris, FR – Accor Arena Mon Nov 13 – Paris, FR – Accor Arena Wed Nov 15 – Cologne, DE – Lanxess Arena Thu Nov 23 – Milan, IT – Mediolanum Forum Tue Nov 28 – Berlin, DE – Mercedes-Benz Arena Fri Dec 1 – Amsterdam, NL – Ziggo Dome

SHE IS COMING!

Communism evil America good!! Y'all are mean I'm gonna tell the guy that masters Lana's albums!

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LANITA SAYS "TITS OUT!"

I should mention that I don't think Madonna has any bad albums. Aside from Like A Virgin (which is really just bops + some awful filler), they all have some redeeming qualities, and I actually think True Blue is probably the best 80s album, period. Madonna's 80s music aged a lot better than most other 80s stuff, in my opinion. But yes, I definitely think there was a massive step up quality-wise afterwards, and if I had my way, she would primarily be remembered for her music from the 90s rather than the 80s.

Yass finally justice for Madame X! Let me take this opportunity to post this again: Now can we make Ciao Bella go viral next? Also, I saw y'all were doing album rankings, so I am happy to present the correct one mine to you: Ray Of Light* American Life* Confessions* Erotica Madame X MDNA** Music Rebel Heart Bedtime Stories Hard Candy True Blue Like A Prayer Madonna Like A Virgin

This is so good, I can't stop listening. Also, 40 million views in just 19 hours is pretty impressive huh?

Just messaged you!

What format do you want them in? I have the Japanese edition of Bloom, so I could rip them for you.

Didn't she do that on purpose to create the effect of her speaking through her clenched teeth/sewn together lips?

This is exactly why LanaBoards is always going to be my favourite website, no matter what. Never change, homosexuals!

1999 is literally the song that got Charli out of label purgatory after the whole mess with XCX World and yet y'all constantly shit on it and Troye smh. It's a bop, they sound nice together, and I don't think Charli would've had the kind of chemistry that gave us the iconic video with anyone else but Troye. And a few months later they even dropped 2099 to keep the PC Music crowd happy as well. Honestly let's be grateful everything happened the way it did because ever since then it's been smooth sailing. In a parallel universe her career ended with the droplet era.

It was mentioned somewhere that the very first vocal take they did for Hung Up actually ended up being the one they put in the final song, which I think it pretty fascinating considering it's one of those songs that's literally produced to perfection. And I totally agree, like I already think she doesn't get enough credit as a performer and cultural influence, but even less so as a vocalist.

Can we talk about how amazing Mother And Father is? Both the studio version and the live performances:

Obviously Ray Of Light is Ray Of Light and Confessions is Confessions, but I will say that on certain days American Life is her best album to me.

It's also on her Official.mp3 US and UK stores now btw.

Okay so I just checked – I bought my sealed copy of Number 1 Angel/Pop 2 on Ebay in January 2019 and I paid less than € 30 for it. From a reseller (!) and already INCLUDING shipping from the US to Europe. Sorry to all the 2022 girlies lmao.

It says it comes in a "silver mirrorboard sleeve"; pretty sure the actual sleeve will still have the original cover art.