Wryta Thinkpiece

Catch & Release in spoken word before Gods & Monsters

I'm going to puke everywhere. I want that picture on every single wall in my bedroom. Omfg it's almost here. omfg. And I bet it's going to be a monologue orgy, with some exchange between other characters.

tbh so legit is a tribute to this song guise pls no fights gooby pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

While everything's on the table, I also have never learned how to ride a bike.

I fell off stage during a show I did in my middle school Drama club. I empathize with that woman.

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BY MYSELF RIGHT NOW ABOUT THESE POSTS. IS IT WRONG?

Somebody better hold my shit before I LOSE IT DEALING WITH THESE PUDDING-FINGERED SAUSAGE HOLSTERS.

20 18 4 9 26 17 14 34 46 I'm greedy.

WHY Y'ALL ACTING BRAND NEW? SIT YOUR ASSES BACK DOWN NEXT TO ALL THE OTHER DAMAGED GOODS AND WATCH WHERE I'M GOING.

That's what I thought, too, keane, that's what I thought, too. For K vs. A Star for Nick

I think I actually have four in my house. Do you own a Lucky Cat/Maneki-Neko?

Radio vs. Afraid

The fact that you have defied the odds you set yourself against in your own head and are still standing strong and beautiful today in the face of adversity.

Without You vs. I Don't Wanna Go

I would like to take this time to say thank you, first place has never felt so good. I will be looking forward to my prize of ten unreleased Lana leaks exclusively given to me and will be offering free butt-gropes as a consolation prize for my unlucky sucky basic loveless inferior beautiful competitors.

Velvet Crowbar vs. Hollywood

Oh, GOD, the nostalgia. Their older work is just so amazing. I love all of their stuff, old and new, but these are definitely some of my favorites. And the leak that caused that shit-storm a long time ago...

Cooooooooooould I has a PMz?

I'm still trying to find the DID and Confessions EP, I only have the Talent Show one, BUT I GOT YOU BBGRL. WE IN THIS 2GETHUR