Wryta Thinkpiece

What do we win? Weed? There's weed, right?

Platypus Box Dingo Jellyfish Manbearpig Roger Smith

There's a baby shower going on at my house in like, six hours. I was personally disappointed and yet relieved to find out it will not be raining babies.

I will forever keep coming back to this game. And I am feeling a little greedy... 16 48 25 34 10 13 45 6 27 50 34 29

Unfortunately, no. HOPEYOUFEELGOODABOUTYOURSELVESHOARDERZWUTABOUTMYDREMS? Do you own a vintage shoe-shining kit?

Upper echelon. Spend your whole life wandering or spend your whole life wondering?

This is tough, I don't know which to choose. Maha Maha v2 vs. Daytona Meth

I have a strong feeling that, if anything, she would most likely just take a hiatus. I don't know, the tweet's too cryptic for me to assume anything.

Stoplight De-Lite Stoplight De-Lite vs. Summer of Sam

Oh, look at that, you did...fuck.

Platinum Scepter Nails of gold or diamond teeth?

Not going to lie, was going to put the same two songs head-to-head before I changed my mind. FUCK. Afraid. It is literally A Star for Nick all grown up. Afraid vs. I Don't Wanna Go

Jump!

A Star for Nick vs. Pride

I was thinking the same thing! I was thinking back on my reflection of the song, and was considering that maybe, she's alluding to another Elvis song from the '50s, or even an entirely different artist, and "Return to Sender," considering the lyrics and how it's a '60s song, maybe it'd represent the then-and-now factor of the relationship, things changed, the relationship was near its end. Or maybe, she felt more in Elvis' position; trying to salvage the relationship but there was nothing left at that point... I don't know. iamalittletoastedtbh

GUYS. I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE SONG SHE SAMPLES IN METHAMPHETAMINES. It's "Return to Sender" by Elvis, I swear to fucking god. Omg. This totally fucking makes an impact on the lyrics. Lana's done it again.

Fuck. Tough one. JFK vs. Your Band is All the Rage

She fucking kills me. Especially with Cap Diamant and Francis. She pulls your heartstrings until they snap, and then re-strings them for you, only to rinse and repeat. So sentimental.

This.

HOW DID I EVEN FORGET COMIC SANS