"National Anthem [Demos]" After Lana says, "Um, do you think you'll buy me lots of diamonds?" I used to think the guy said, "Yes, and also, a gun." Finding out that it was actually "Yes, of course I will, my darling," was a bittersweet experience. "Boarding School"
I thought it was "You're crashing on Wall Street while I'm blowing a passive singer."
Sometimes I like to still convince myself that Lana says that. "Ride" I hear "You can be my photon, daddy, white and gold," though it seems it's definitely "full-time daddy," photon just seems so right to me. "Summer of Sam" I used to hear, "Baby, I'm a ten-minute girl." "Radio" I still hear "Wake me up and take me like a vitamin," every now and again. I'm sure I've misheard other lyrics, as well, but those are the only ones I can recall.