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@@vodkaa and me are hosting the summoning circles tonight girlies the dress code is all black & everyone must bring along a virgin to sacrifice! Thankyou! Praise be to @@salvatore ! The true king of lanaboards

May 1st 2019: Eclipse gets EXPOSED on lanaboards and then proceeds to drag himself what are we coming to girls, Lana please give us news soon. It is the apocalypse over here on LB

Praying Lana gives us a 20+ tracklist, gorgeous album cover, cinnamon as the next single and a flawless music video this month! Everyone link arms and pray! Xo

imagine having Lana send the fbi after u and u STILL go on Twitter bragging about how you illegally accessed upcoming music

if eclipse has it it’s probably coming in the next week or two. either way leak it king! I’ll write u letters when you get thrown in jail xo

we need cinnamon and we need it NOW

petition to make this the actual thread title. I am a shell of my former self

wasn’t he also recently (in the past year or two?) caught messaging an underage girl on Instagram too? Lmao.... Lana can keep away from trash thanks the guy she’s rumoured to be with now seems like a decent guy, I get a good vibe off him, he reminds me of Barrie but without all the crazy

Even though these songs are by no means her BEST ever, you can’t deny the clear-cut approach and straightforward lyricism is really beautiful and authentic. It’s marinas most honest, thoughtful album ever and in that way I think it’s amazing. Emotional Machine, End of the Earth, Believe in Love, No More Suckers & Orange Trees truly some of her best songs tho fr... wig SNATCHED

Ok but this is cute af tho... if the coloured text in the poem was below the LB logo & the forum colour scheme was changed to these pastelly tones this would actually go OFF

Imagine going off at Elle, the lifeblood, the goddess and MOTHER of this forum who keeps us all FED each day instead of supporting our QUEEN™ in her time of need? @@Elle girl the shit you been through today sounds wild as fuck and I hope your gf has the sense to realise she’s acting fkn stupid and comes crawling back. If not then girl she is NOT worth your time AND for the people in the back this is an ANTI KIM PETRAS FORUM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE xxxx sorry I don’t make the rules!

Just like the rest of y’all I have replayed this countless times today, such a gorgeous simple ballad that shows off her voice and sounds so emotional and raw, and the music video is fucking mind blowing. The moves she’s pulling off, the way the pole winds up into the heavens and that insane CGI creature flying around her, it’s all so captivating and gorgeous. I am BEYOND excited for this record oh my godddd

Ok but what’s real fucked up is the article from like 2 months ago we only just found out about where she’s like “haha yeah xx idk what I’m doing really lol no plans no who knows when the albums coming lol ” if she doesn’t pull thru by the end of this month with news I’m fucking OVER it

If after all this wait NFR ends up being 11 tracks I’m killiny myself: bookmark me

Can she just drop the fuckiny album and do the bare minimum like 2 days of promo which we know she’s gonna do anyway and THEN she can focus on her poetry idgaf just give me the record sis...... I’m so thirsty the only thing that can make this wait worth it is if the album ends up being a 20+ track HUGE record. ugh. Dreams

This is so full circle, for so long we’ve been prayin our girl would have a big hit and she has worked SO hard for it. She totally deserves this 1000000% and I hope it blows up even more

girls idk bout y’all but my cycle has been 1. read this thread 2. drink reppppeat

Her best album is coming

I love Lana but I want to see her get dragged HARD by media for going there like has happened to other people. You could go to any fucking church, girl.....

Why would she want to stand amongst thousands of drunk/high kids in a sweaty gross mosh pit?

I hear 1999 and Girls Night Out play @ my work sometimes and honestly it gives me the strength to go on

I don’t think there’s anything that can save this era rn.... The fact that when we do finally get news on the album it’s gonna be something like “Happiness is a butterfly next week xo music video out soon” like I’ve heard that song and watched the footage 5 trillion times lana...... drop Cinnamon with high budget gorgeous visuals challenge

Another drunken night to try to forget this mess of an era xxxxxxxxxxxx x sendin lov to2 u, my lanaboards sisterssa and brothers

Honestly I’m actually vibing with this SO much...... if she actually had the cover of the album and the cover of the lyric book matching like that it would be so fucking iconic Edit: I mean the poetry book soz am drunk xxX WHETR IS CINNAMON

Sis you ain’t the only one here who speaks japanese, her pronunciation is absolutely fine