Psychedelic Pussy

ALBUM ART + TRACKLIST + PREORDER ON LANAS INSTAGRAM FINALLYYYYY

just keep smiling and waving y’all

y’all just smile and wave…

the way a Neil Krug mermaid themed shoot would actually fucking DESTROY… like imagine her perched up on a rock surrounded by ocean with her hair in tousled waves and a seashell bikini on. Now imagine a Neil Krug photo of that like??????? Oh my GOD.

OMG MERMAID MOTEL IS ON LDR9!!!

Maybe the stolen laptop contained Chemtrails 3.0 and this was a case of god intervening so she would go back into the studio and give us UV 2.0

Y’all we need to go full on delulu like @your dealer and maybe collectively we can manifest new music .

Poot XCX

EH was her peak. The music is just absolutely CUNT to this day it’s just so good. ADIAML… girl.. I can’t defend that. I have not listened to it since it came out and I don’t want to. If miss girl wants to keep writing her extremely cringey lines about Weinstein and feminism I don’t want anything else Thankyou!

Dynamite Noxious Cuntslayer

As soon as she stopped doing her hair like Electra Heart style and dropped the heart on her cheek I knew miss girl was about to ruin her own career. But then Froot was a gigantic slay….. but then miss girl went and did it. Love and flop, and ancient flops in a modern flop….. tragic

Her music is absolutely incredible. She delivers what Lana refuses to ! Been a stan for years, dying to hopefully hear her third record next year idk if anything can top Archer, but I said the same about Belladonna and then she released that incredible record

s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

So what’s everyone up to this fine, uneventful evening while we wait for LDR9? me personally I ordered Uber eats from a restaurant that I don’t think even exists while I wait for LDR9!

no because you went AWFFF with this one sis! I’m with her, I’m here for it, she said what we were all thinking

okay so, if 'theres a tunnel under ocean boulevard' is real & is on the next album (or leaks idc!!) I really hope its not one of those folky songs like I dont want it to be like "theres a tunnel under ocean boulevard, where me and Nikki lane sing our songs" I want it to be like.. gorgeous, ethereal production, she doesnt even have to say the title in the lyrics, like the title alone is giving like.. magical? where does the tunnel lead to? is it a tunnel to your dreams? a tunnel lined with yellow lights? oh my god... maybe a Yayo pt 2..... it would slay. it has to slay. it cant NOT slay. it wont not slay. I refuse to believe this song is not a slay. like im picturing strings, lots of vocal harmonisations, reverb, lightness, soft, dreamy, perfection !

period

This psycho is posting this shit on her Instagram as if she made any of it herself… @ christibuckley her yes to heaven got 50k+ Apple Music streams what the fuck

DNC.. Doll Never Came Out tonight!!!!!!

Sylvia….

LMFAOOOOO the fact that I said she died in her sleep but while being attacked by a raccoon and falling into a manhole…. Yall something doesn’t add up.. maybe she’s alive and Lana’s about to announce something Rockefeller…..

I’m sorry to announce it yall but @TheDollClub died last night in her sleep. That’s why she hasn’t posted today. She died, I saw it happen actually. A raccoon attacked her and she fell down a manhole into the sewers. Gone too soon, everybody please let’s make this a day of MOURNING. her last words were “rockefeller……”

today is the day we get to petition for Elle to ban that god forsaken doll person!!!! doll backwards spells “liar”.. it was right in front of us this whole time….

Y’all. She’s going to post today.