DanCastro

I didn't find any covers that I liked so today I made this one.
Thought I would share it here.
 
Hope you like it.
 

Maybe he had to find out what Facebook is and figure out how to create an account and find somebody an Facebook because he's so fucking old.

I would still love her, I think. but would I be absolutely fucking obsessed? probably not. I'm very affected by those that "strike me visually" just like the rest of the human world
 
I can't imagine being a straight man. I'd fucking off myself since I wouldn't want to be alive in a world where I knew I couldn't ever have her
 
obviously she wouldn't be so vilified either, if she weren't so damn beautiful. her SNL performance (if there still were one) would probably have been dismissed as artfully awkward or something, rather than atrocious

This post is making me so hungry.

Ill see if I can upload the photoshop style

I'm going to translate the text.

Me: Hi, Lana, very nice to meet you. Please sit down. May I call you Lizzy?
Lana: :ermm: Sure, honey. What are you going to ask me?
Me: Well, Lizzy, first, I must say that this is a huge honor. I'm a huge fan, I used to be on a Lana Del Rey forum, ran a Lana blog, and everything.
 
Lana: K What are you going to ask me?
Me: OK, let's begin then.
 
1. You've made a lot of comments in recent interviews that indicate that you are sort of finished with America. What do you have to say to your American fans who helped make Born to Die the fourth best selling album of the year?
 
2. What is it about death that entices you? Is that something of which you have a lot of experience with?
 
3. If you could choose how your life would be in 5 years, what would it be like? Are you still working, having children, or traveling, etc.?
 
4. There has been a lot of controversy on the internet regarding your unreleased music leaking, even an album of which you wrote at a very young age. Do you feel- sort of- exposed (lol) with all of this music out there? Do you think any of the music will be used in the future? (I'd mention some of my favorites I.E. You can be the boss, never let me go, etc etc)
 
5. A lot of what you do is rather ambiguous, and it seems like you kind of like it that way. However, a lot of fans want to know- what is the meaning behind the Summertime Sadness video?
 
6. There was great controversy when you appeared on SNL. One newscaster called it "the worst outing on SNL ever." It seems as though this one incident and the negative media following it has caused you to sort of drift from America, even though you do have a strong fan base here. Do you think you'd ever appear on SNL again, if asked? Are you afraid of negative reviews?
 
7. Many people call your music "anti-feminism", mistakenly I must say, as the very forefront idea of feminism is that a woman should be able to do as she likes. In addition, you won GQ's woman of the year and appeared nude on the cover, when all the other winners appeared clothed. Do you think the industry is tougher for women?
 
8. Who are some of your favorite female artists and influences?
 
9. What are your favorite beauty products? What type of hair fall do you use?
 
*Bonus question: You seem to have a distaste for live performances but enjoy being with your fans and bonding with them. What is it about performing live that bothers you?
 
LBR she'd walk out before answering any of these questions, except maybe the last two. And she'd repeatedly ask me "Do you really like my music" to which I'd sing "Everything I want I have- Money, Notoriety, and Rivieras" so she knows that I actually listen to it.

I'm totally joking, i'm bored
 
1. Does your pussy really taste like pepsi cola? If yes, how did you get it that flavour?
2. Who is this Big Bad Wolf you talk about? Was he hot? How big was his dick? Was it hairy? Did he taste your pepsi cola pussy?
3. In your song "Boarding School" you state "I'm doing crack in the back drinking pepsi...making love with our teachers" in regards to the crack bit can we go to your boarding school and do crack? In terms of the love to the teachers is this the famous Mr. Campbell
4. Did you really set a house on fire and have sex with the police officer to get out out of the arrest? If so was the police officer hot? Mabye we could call him up and have a 3 sum!
5. What was life like as a "go go dancer"? How much were your wages? Can you help me get a job in that field.
6. Was it fun "selling the body" while dating Jimmy Gnecco? Did he cheat on you?
7. Who is this K you talk about in so many songs? Is Dark Paradise about him?
8. Is This Is What Makes Us Girls an accurate depiction of your life at 16? Did you have sex with any hot guys, please give name, and dick sizes. Who said "Lana how I hate those guys"
9. I will close with an easy question. In National Anthem you say, "drinking and driving"! Bad Gurl Lana!!!! That's illegial! You could get fined?
 
 

I took the time to read the entire original post and I think I got the gist of the imagery of each boyfriend in a song, so I've been speculating about AKA Lizzy Grant, because at the moment, it's my favorite Lana album, and I also think it's the most telling. I'm gonna try to categorize each song with a man previously in her life and if my little bits of evidence are wrong, please try to help so I can better understand it!
 
 
 
 

This post is making me so hungry.

This post is making me so hungry.

She probably really likes burgers or hotdogs so why not take her to the boardwalk and get a vanilla cone after?

I tought she was a latin/spanish electromariachi band, hey, with titles like 'Video Games' and 'Blue Jeans' it sounded like those spanish artists that want to sing in english, and was labeled as 'alternative'.

Back in September 2011 I remember thinking she was amazingly hot and mysterious. Hasn't really changed.

Welcome to the beautiful world of her majesty!
The most beautiful girl? Of course it's Lizzy!
 
I've been working on this Lana inspired song
from around Christmas till now New Year's Eve.
 
Have a good start in 2013
 
Here we go, Part 1:
 
http://www.myvideo.d..._DEL_REY_Part_1

I'd soak her in red wine and hope she gets horny enough to start liking girls
 
If she says no to alcohol I'll just go for chloroform

Your work is flawless. I LOVE YOU

poster

 
You can buy it here

My Bitch
 

I want to see Lana bald for one day, omg it would be so funny and then she sings dangerous girl with the lyric 'He likes my jeans tight He likes me mean, right (right), He likes my long hair, Corset, heels high'
 
but ok
I have a sexual attraction to Lana. ​imagine them lips on ..psadheyrlgfie4.re toodirtyomg
i love that her life is a mystery and it's all in her songs if you go deep into it
my paradise edition keeps falling off my tv, when I stand it up, so I have it face down with BTD Deluxe on top of it
Pawn shop blues demo is the way i want her to sing
no matter how emotional lana is while performing MDM, I literally cannot hold my laughter in. (Imagine if I laugh when she does that, when I'm seeing her and she is looking at me)
if i win the lottery, i'm stalking lana wherever she goes

that's a rumor she started, tho
 
That Lana, Lindsay and Gaga had a party together :what:

Go Go Dancer, obviously.

I prefer this:

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idk
 
here is a mediocre cover for Never Let Me Go