readyforheavensgates

It'a 1am rn and I am dying at these!
Definitely making a hundred of these in the morning.
 

I wish valentines day was all year.

I have no Photoshop skillz, but here's my suggestions:
 
Touch dicks in the D-A-R-K dark tonight.
I want my cake and I want you to eat me out too.
Big bad wolf, come on and eat me up!
Come on kitty cat, fill me up.
Looking to get fucked hard?
I love the heart shape your ass is.
Let's hit it and run.
Open up your butterfly doors, what do you say? Let's exchange our DNA.
Lead me to war with your brilliant erection.
Let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain.
Fuck me hard before you go.
You can be my full-time daddy.
Let's get down every Friday night.
Pillow talk to me.
In the dark you can do whatever you want to.
Sexy fool, make me drool.
My momma she would fall right on top of you.
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
I shouldn't have to touch myself to pretend you're there.
Nothing more gorgeous than a hundred dollar bill... except you.
I saw your face and you blew... my mind. (With Monica Lewinsky)
You're dynamite and I'm ready to blow. (With suicide bomber)
They're disgusting, I'm delicious. (Lana with Pepsi-Cola)
I love you just a little too much. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)
You're gonna love me, I'm gonna make you. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)
You like your girls insane. (With woman in straight jacket)
Don't you want to hold me down, tell me that you love me? (With BDSM scene)
Strip me down to my bare ass. (With BDSM scene)
I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? (With dominatrix)
Let me play with your new shotgun. (With chicks with guns pinup)
Come take a walk on the wild side. (With drag queen)
Love you more than those bitches before. (With anthropomorphic cartoon dogs copulating)
It's not puppy love. (Cartoon dogs again)
Cum when you call me. (With ugly phone sex operator)
I'm the last girl on earth, so baby let's get it on (With image of ugly woman on a desert island)
Should be takin' off your pants for me. (Doctor with speculum and forceps)
Come on, you know you like little girls. (With Courtney Stodden)
You can be the boss. (With Tony Danza)
I'm clocking chicks left and right just to get to you. (With Laila Ali)
Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. (With Stalker Sara)
You dominate my thoughts like radio to Sirius. (With Sirius Black)
You can def be my baby blue. (With Blue Man Group)

She is so cute. Looks super pretty here. Isn't that guy Ben?

Right, I mean she talks about/to a death person in that song, that must be hard to do live.

She is nominated for International Artist Rock/Pop: http://www.echopop.de/pop-nominierte/

Sweet Nothing

Thanks, I'm definitely going to get it

I've read it and you must definitly read it.The book had really an impact on me. The beginning is wonderfull! The ending is a  bit sad but also beautiful in a way. Vladimir Nabokov is a great author with a very special writing style.

Hmm okay, gather round children, Ata is gonna tell a story.
 
Tickets were on sale at 9am and I had a tute at 8 till 9. From 8:50 onwards I was refreshing the page and my heart was going so fast I was 60% sure I would pass out or vomit or both. My tutor kept asking me questions and I was like "umm.. uhh................. i didn't do the readings idk" even though I did but goddamn i was not going to miss tickets. So it got to 9 and in a shakey flurry i keyed in credit card details then sat in the hall way hyperventilating because I had tickets. I made an obligatory facebook status and texted 4 people. Then chain smoked until my next lecture.
 
Skip ahead to the actual concert.
 
My friends and I got there 2 hours early and there were already 10 or so people in line. Doors opened and we were centre, second row. SO CLOSE 2 THE STAGE. This guy, Oliver Tank opened and his set was sick. My friend and I were like cause the bass was so loud it felt like your heart was vibrating. After standing around for 2 hours Lana came on stage and a swell of hipsters pushed up against me and i was forced up against more hipsters who were all screaming/crying. The set was amazing, when she played Video Games she came off the stage and mingled with the crowd, HOLDING MY HAND in the process. Shit was so cash.
 
Cut to end of show
 
Friends and I sit on some seats outside parliament house and have a smoke. We're just kind of blubbering about how happy we are and we hear some fangirls screaming and we're like "typical fangirls, w/e" then we hear it again. I'm like "mike pls check this out" and he reluctantly walks to look down the alley. After 20 seconds he turns around and is like ".... I think Lana's there..." we fucking grab our shit and SPRINT down this cobblestone alley. I'm in heels and I'm terrified that I'm going to fall and break my ankle but am too excited to care. Lo and behold, Lana is there surrounded by a small group of people. We stand around anxiously and I literally have no idea how long we were out there it could've been anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour. She gets to my group of friends and we talk, I whisper something to her which I haven't told anyone about because I'm really fond of the idea of having a lana del secret, we hug, kiss cheeks and take photos. Then I go home and roll around on the floor for the next 2 hours going OHHHHHHH GOD. End.

Is she wearing the dress wore in Ride video with the motel lover? I love it, vintage and feminine.
 
I know that I'm a mess goddess with my long hair and my sun tan, short dress, (almost) bare feet
I don't care what they say about me, what they say about me
cause I know this is JE-A-LOU-SY

Leave that cat alone.

I see the problem. A girl in my class says she loooooves Lana, and then we started talking and she admitted only listening to born to die, didnt even listen to paradise, had never heard a demo. And she talked to me as if SHE was better than me! 
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH so mad.  :pressed:

Nirvana - Come As You Are   

Lolita is definitly my favourite book. Vladimir Nabokov is a wonderfull author. I've read other books from him. But Lolita is my favourite. It has such a special writing style.

pls. she's not taylor swift...

I also think hate is a very strong word.

"I feel the most beautiful when I'm being of service to other people." - She's defining my lifestyle, basically.

Are you kidding me? Lana is part of of the Illuminati because she can sing, write and got famous from it? Dude, that is just a facet of reality.
 
be good at thing
people like thing you are good at
people throw their money at you for being good at thing
fame

So before someone is writing that he thinks he is too dumb to read the numerology texts from Antonia.
 
Read this first:
 
Numerology is any study of the purported divine, mystical or other special relationship between a number and some coinciding observed (or perceived) events. It has many systems and traditions and beliefs. Numerology and numerological divination by systems such as isopsephy were popular among early mathematicians, such as Pythagoras, but are no longer considered part of mathematics and are regarded as pseudomathematics or pseudoscience by modern scientists.
Today, numerology is often associated with the paranormal, alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts.

I am quite curious about numerology. Since Lana seems to have a appreciation for spiritual things  I did her numerological analysis just for fun. Is quite interesting how much a big part of it fits Lana's personality well (at least the little bits that she shows us). To do the numerological analysis you need the persons full name and date of birth. I used 1985 because well...Beth Grant was (almost) for sure born in 85. I had to translate from Portuguese so sorry if I got lost in translation with some words or terms.
 
http://www.astral-online.com/numerologia/index.shtml
 
 
 

Lana stole all the world's beauty to herself.

She said she's clean and I believe her. She has a very busy life, so it's normal that she looks a bit tired and emotional sometimes.

I would tattoo some lyrics like "Life imitates art" or something.

[insert obligatory judgemekillyou.gif here]
 
Hours and hours of profiling criminals, have finally taken its toll on me.
Copla recreational hours later are these #BonkerKeepCalmOLyricTees.
There's just too much and endless possibilities with Lana's lyrics. #struggle
I swear I didn't intentionally left out the female demographic of this forum.
The #SurfNoirMan is included to add that extra creepy-sugar-daddy-factor in the mix.
And don't you think the #CarmenBoi could look like a young PapaGrant?
 
WARNING: rather image heavy, hence the spoilers
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ps: Shall I continue with the rest of the lyrics?