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Auto-Tuned Loon

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    EXPECT US
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    Ever been done doggo style by a bird?
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    Dear animals being brought to the studio with Lana Del Rey:
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    FIGHT ME They wish.
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    YASSS. Less auto-tuned people. MOAR AUTO-TUNED LOOOOON!!! Everybody knows I am the only loud and obnoxious auto-tune allowed. This could fairly describe my last few sexual encounters. Wait. We're still talking about "Daisy Chain", right?
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    Oh yeah, that's my old buddy auto-tuned whale. Man, do we have some stories. (Spoiler alert: He's a SLUT!)
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    A fake account since 2012? My feathers would be snatched.
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    It's true, Lana spoke me into existence: This is how I came into being. Like Athena from the mind of Zeus, I sprang fully formed from the mouth of Lana. You knew there had to be some voodoo shit involved, didn't you?
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    Her early drafts were better tbh
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    I'd rather stay locked up in a cage in Emile's basement.
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    Just noticed Emile lined my cage with one of Lana's early drafts of the lyrics: That whore Lorde just played Coachella God, I wanna fucking choke Ella Getting sleazy with G-Eazy at Coachella After me he tried to poke Stella It's like Woodstock in my mind I need a good cock in my vagine behind
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    Pigeon.
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    Child abuse.
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    #Loonalysis
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    #SerialKiller
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    How many photos will Lana do using the feathers of my fallen friends? Lust for Life? More like Bloodlust for Avian Life.
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    Charli XCX

    Auto-Tuned Loon replied to Fluorine's topic in Music

    brb. fapping my wings
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    The blood of innocent ostriches. Nah, but some birds that didn't even have the option of a flight response probably got shot. Get your heads out of the sand. #BirdLivesMatter
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    This song is offensive to actual prisoners. I'm a prisoner in Emile's basement Looooon, looooon....
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    Might I suggest a prisoner exchange? LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
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    I don't understand why you're trying to bait me. I'm already in a cage.
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    Not very free if the bird in question is me.
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    Pray for my release!
  25. Auto-Tuned Loon
    Say yes to heaven. Say yes to me.
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