pawn shop blues

it increases your chances of meeting Lana Del Rey

Im amazed if people can tell who she's hung out with before, if she's posted pics with them before, etc. Like, they literally all look like the same person copy and pasted.

it's like the ride music video in real life, except instead of biker gangs picking up homeless Lana at gas stations and doing anal on the pinball machine, it's Lana in her tesla car picking up yoga moms at whole foods in exchange for wheatgrass shots in the park.

i don't feel prepared to deal with that reality

ok, the Adidas clothing was one thing, but miss Lana Del Rey writing about mom cars is a personal line I didn't even know I had.

Trump fucked up the LFL era, and that is the truth of the matter.

lana's not responding to this mess she's created. She's late to her spin class because spinning is like literally everything.

lana's gonna change the album title to Trumatic just to fuck with us.

yes. it's hard not to though when her past work was so distinctive and bold. Also for the demos, I think one reason people get so excited for them is because there is a definite end to them. Like, however much we want to deny it, we know that the Honeymoon and pre-Honeymoon eras are Lana as a very different person, and she's not going to come back to that. I think part of its charm is that it's a capsule in time, and it would be kind of weird---and probably not that well received--if Lana tried to revert back to her old themes. She's a different person, she's surrounded by different people, and also the times are different. As much backlash as she got before, she would get a lot more today when there is much more anger and "let's tear a person down" mentality on social media, and I feel like lana is probably aware of that to a certain degree. (But at the same time, if there's someone who could survive a backlash, it's probably Lana.) So everything feels a little bit..."safer" which is kind of disappointing, since I think her I don't give a fuck im going to say it mentality was a plus for a lot of people, including me. But at the same time, I kind of get why she needs to do what she needs to do.

The poem is okay. I feel like she's been a lot better at expressing herself through songs, but there's nothing really bad about the poem that stands out, it's just not that memorable.

i refuse to accept his name's not Bradley. No other name fits.

so this Chase guy is the one on her story, im guessing? based on the hands lol

im so confused

not to be snarky or whatever, but I just have a hard time picturing Lana genuinely happy with the people she's been hanging out with and the stuff she says she's doing. Like, have a variety of friends, sure, but it just seems strange. like she's always, in my mind, been a bit of an outsider to mainstream ideas, and now she's like headfirst into the epitome of mainstream LA/self-care/selfie/expensive kale lifestyle. I mean, who knows. Maybe those are all surface level stuff and the people she's with are really cool and make her happy, and if so cool, but it just seems like a weird fit.

The album will be great. Whether or not we will ever hear it is a different question.

It's still so weird to see her vaping.

fucking hell, chill out a bit. no one's tearing anyone down.

and then present those assumptions as facts to the masses.

lana needs to be a little careful if she wants to upset her fans. they arent exactly mellow or, uh, entirely stable.

eww, no.

lana looks like she just saw 5 people get murdered in the church basement.

lol when thinking the gucci campaign was going to give us tons of interviews and photoshoots and news about NFR. I'm assuming she's done with the campaign at this point? do people generally do a lot of interviews for these things?

VB is about LA, NY, and Italy because Lana is all powerful and exists everywhere.

i love jokes, jokes are so much fun.

i can't even imagine a 5 year gap with her fans. This board will entirely self-destruct.