peach perfume

what could have been if lana stuck with the retrofuture blade runner theme 

scifi qween

if BAR isn't on the album she's getting hacked 
 

looks like youre gonna have to give a coworker a blowjob for the keys

also UPDATE: I found my V mag and no one in my family threw it away

I'm staying at home with my family this summer and I think someone threw away my V magazine when it came in the mail

log off better yet delete your account

i dont know whats up with yall but i got the summertime sadness and i hope there are some depressing songs on this album to get drunk to and cry the entire night

you mean korean obviously, can't wait for lana-unnies k-pop debut

when you want to discuss the new info and see people are posting about lanas weight and plastic surgery

It is 03:08 AM here and I'm bored (& hyped from the release of the two tracks + pre-order on the 12th), so I made Lana on The Sims 4, edited on photoshop and created this

OMG you must be psychic!!

PREORDER ON JULY 12TH WITH TWO NEW TRACKS BOOKMARK ME HOES

nnn the insta livestream
 
she's feeling uncomfortable
"thank you for waiting"
she knows we aint happy

WE GET THE PREORDER IN TWO WEEKS AND TWO WHOLE TRACKS YASSS QUEEN BINGE THAT SHIT

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRey/status/880919454825066498 Are you fatasses really not gonna react to this and add another 1200 pages to this diatribe of mess

That british bitch are like the type of stan who hates her fave but still listen to her

Chuck was being live on insta and I asked where summer bummer is and 10 seconds later she stopped the stream I'm cackling

GIRLS I WAS WRONG OMFGGGG

this album is so wordy. very refreshing after Honeymoon where she would just go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CACCIATORE" for like 500 hours straight

shes gonna rip my pussy hairs clean off 

About to give up all hope and then the new snippet leaks...

me walking into this thread for the first time since last night wanting to see peoples happy reactions to Summer Bummer
 

Us: summer bummer coming june 29
 
Lana: 

What happens when we do this:
 
- Ben's Instagram gets spammed
- Ben logs on to LB
- Ben receives dick sucking threats
- Ben logs off
- Ben calls Elle
- Elle smacks us
- LB potentially get shut down because let's face it they probably have no patience for us anymore
- We don't get summer bummer