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is she wearing horse hooves..

THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEEEE THIS IS WHAT I WANNA SEE

i just fucking KNEW she would slay the theme. thank you lana for saving the met gala

i’m gagging... shes etherial

LANA

charlotte tilbury been up and down that carpet for too damn long

vogue on tiktok bc it lets me put it in a small screen in the corner someone said it was mcqueen but idk how much i believe ha

eddie redmayne ate

giving ripped toilet paper

yeah anyways

idk who this is but weowww see ladies you can fit the theme AND wear something cvnty and form fitting

it’s just straight up disrespectful but i’m not surprised with it being doja..

now that is NOT the attitude of lanaboards next top model

my sister lizzy.. i’m in shock, hysterics even lizzy taught me the ways of serving on a low budget, and we shared tips of using dollar store microphones to make magic i am delighted to have recieved my positive critiques, but it is slightly soured by a fellow sister leaving i cant wait to see her at the wrap party

some of the girls have gathered in the bedroom. both naomi and lana are starting to feel the effects of the competition mitski has convinced lana to tell her some details of her upcoming album. lana described it as 'intense country' and rupaul advised he would like to be a feature on the record the rest of the girls are currently in the movie room watching the 2011 comedy classic 'bridesmaids'

still cant believe our girl is doing stadiums so proud of her

exciting! https://www.mlb.com/redsox/tickets/concerts/lana-del-rey link above to venue site

feeling lucky, lanaboards? for my alter-ego, i have channelled the one and only vanna white - best known for her tenure as the host of the classic tv game-show wheel of fortune adorned in a custom schiaparelli gown covered in thousands of hand cut tiffany diamonds. i truly look the part with an authentic hand dyed brazillian wig, and a makeup look done by no other than vannas own makeup artist i truly look ready to reveal the letters and make someone a winner! after last weeks feedback, my smile is beaming and i look ready for the runway. my gown is genuine vanna couture and i am unmistakably gorgeous. i am demonstrating growth and a desire to succeed. truly a top model! why vanna? not only a champion of philanthropy and giving, she is no stranger to serving runway style looks on the small screen, something LBNTM needs to be ready to do. mitski is more than ready for this, and it’s why i chose her as my alter-ego! this weeks context lookbook: look: costume-couture vanna: retro vanna: lindsay, i'd like to SOLVE THE PUZZLE please

do you mean an embedded share? just got to spotify and click share>copy link paste the link here and itll automatically embed

as the girls gather in the kitchen for breakfast, rupaul is speaking with mitski about yesterdays shock elimination rupaul has convinced tinashe to cook him some eggs for breakfast, not knowing tinashe is allergic to poultry products. this has led tinashe to be rushed to the hospital. ru is pleased at this and has instead opted for a simple apple instead mitski looks puzzled as she is deciding on which fabric to choose for her moodboard for potential future challenges

due to not being allowed on the rides and being covered in rupaul's vomit, naomi has returned to the bus to wait for the rest of the girls who are currently riding the superman rollercoaster - unfortunately due to this tinashe has lost her wig and kate bush has lost the 168 year old dead victorian girls trinket she keeps in her pocket upon returning to the bus, naomi found julie ragbeer, who had been camping out under the seats in an attempt to promote her new album 'perplex', which she describes as her 'reminiscing with her 19 year old experiences in her new debut album' naomi alerted security who removed julie immediately

as a congratulations for the girls doing so well and making it to the fourth week of the competition, @Lindsay Lohan has arranged for the girls to have a day trip to six flags due to her travel sickness, rupaul threw up into naomis leather boot on the interstate after trying to read her own memoir 'the house of hidden meanings'. due to this, naomi was not allowed on any of the rides as she did not have the appropriate footwear for evacuation procedures

the budget for next season is gonna be insane

*voiceover* after hearing the results of this week, mitski has retired to the bedroom to digest this weeks results mitski has not moved for 45 minutes

i fear she may try to sabotage me after this weeks events... i thought her look was gorgeous, and it was splitting hairs as all the outfits were 10/10's unfortuanatly gaga fell flat, and her look had us not going GAGA... but feeling rather DOODOO...