BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou

where the hell is boz

Absolutely not

I’m listening to the Babe? podcast (linking below) hosted by Lara Marie Schoenhals, and today’s guest is an LA astrologer, Kevin Garland. At the end, he casually drops that he’s met Lana a few times and that she allegedly works with a psychic weekly. He also says she consults psychics and astrologers to pick her album release dates lmao. Anyway, Alex mentions that the release date for TRPWS lines up with Saturn moving into Aries, which Kevin calls a “bold time.” This is all essentially fun gibberish to me but it's so dry that I'm counting it as something. Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-unique-podcast/id1199768588 He mentions Lana a few times but the release date part begins around 1:17:40

Watch it not even be country anymore

Even if she releases 2 country-esque singles before Stagecoach (not likely) like what else is she going to sing? Country covers? A duet with Nikki for sure. Her team must have booked Stagecoach at least a year in advance when she was still set on releasing Lasso. Plans have clearly taken a big change in direction and I think she’s now stuck singing at a country festival with no country songs which is very on brand never change Lanita.

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Grand finale: singing Hope as she’s pulled off stage laying down on her towel 🎆

But there was an energetic pause…..

The Right Person Will Stay? would be a camp serve. It’s a little too live love laugh for my taste without the question mark.

I never connected with Prom Song until yesterday. IDK what this says about me but I saw a TikTok using the song with old Disney animations and something just clicked for me. I haven't stopped listening since.

She should open the album with the sound of crickets and cicadas humming in the night. A soft breeze jingles wind chimes in the distance, thunder rumbling low and steady. You hear the slosh of an alligator cutting through swamp water, the creak of an old wooden rocker on a porch, and the crackle of a blues record spinning somewhere deep in the dark. Footsteps crunch on gravel, slow and deliberate, growing louder and closer until, just barely above a whisper, you hear: "boom like that."

“Might be considering” the insiders have lost the creative touch this era.

She is going to Stagecoach to perfume her long awaited set of Bartender, Summertime Sadness Remix, For Free, Breaking Up Slowly with THE Nikki Lane (Extended 20 Minute Version), Country Roads, Blue Skies and Hope is a Dangerous Thing

This album does not exist

The cyclist and scarf emojis she used in her caption must hold the secret to Henry's release.

it's so dry in here I'll take anything real or fake

The photo her sister used for her design does look like it's from a professional shoot. And I like the vintage car in the background on the winding mountain road. I'd like to see more from this shoot

She should just debut the entire album from start to finish at Stagecoach

She should just debut the entire album from start to finish at Stagecoach

I Lied to You Because I Just Can’t Do It I Lied to You Because I Just Can’t Decide Inside

Parker Posey is easing a sliver of the Jennifer Coolidge void, and her character is already incredible. That family is dark sided. The brothers’ borderline-incest storyline is…..wild. I’m both fascinated and on edge watching the three high school “friends” who clearly despise each other—counting the seconds until the inevitable implosion. Carrie Coon is about to devour this role. This show is insane, and every single scene is packed with so much to dissect and savor.

Last call (Hey, y'all) Hang his hat up on the wall Tell him that his cowgirl is gone Come on and giddy-up Calling herself a cowgirl, telling everyone to giddy-up, using the phrase “ya’ll” because she’s gone gone going country is pretty cute and pretty simple 🥰🥰 I'm excited for Henry. I’m sure he’ll really blow everyone away when he finally comes. But we’re still not going to have a clear idea of what this album sounds like once he’s released.

I’m guessing it’s an outlier in production which to me is good news. Henry sounds like a bare bones song: acoustic guitar and simple, cute lyrics. Hopefully it means the other songs have a more dynamic production style. I mean, the Fenway song sounds dark, moody and layered.

I wish she’d just rip the band aid off and let us hear something. If Henry is the Change of the album like Pantene said and she still intends to release it as the first single, we aren’t going to have a clear idea of the albums soundscape for months.