Kill Kill

Me after I illegally download the album and it's at 128 kps instead of 320.

anyway i love groupie love. it makes me feel like im floating in space surrounded by daisies looking at a picture of a 50s heartthrob

I honestly kinda feel bad about people coming for you when you should be able to enjoy the album release stress-free like the rest of us
 
You're responsible for saving a lot of us, myself included, after ldrfm closed down and I probably wouldn't be a part of this community otherwise. Like yeah I mainly just lurked for 5 years on here but you've all still been very entertaining each era and I'm grateful for this site. I love y'all ok <3 and it really isn't a big deal that we can't post links anyway so...
 
/end random sappy post lmao

*cummute

don't feel bad. Everyone on this forum owes a lot to Elle. The way people joke about her is so immature :X

As a gay, sometimes u have to make a pit stop to spontaneously suck whatever first dick u run into. It can sometimes add to ur commute. 
 
On a less serious note - is anyone else reading these page numbers like they are years? Like rn it's 2074 and Miami is underwater. 

I honestly kinda feel bad about people coming for you when you should be able to enjoy the album release stress-free like the rest of us
 
You're responsible for saving a lot of us, myself included, after ldrfm closed down and I probably wouldn't be a part of this community otherwise. Like yeah I mainly just lurked for 5 years on here but you've all still been very entertaining each era and I'm grateful for this site. I love y'all ok <3 and it really isn't a big deal that we can't post links anyway so...
 
/end random sappy post lmao

me when the album drops and i can finally download my illegal copy off zippyshare

I honestly kinda feel bad about people coming for you when you should be able to enjoy the album release stress-free like the rest of us
 
You're responsible for saving a lot of us, myself included, after ldrfm closed down and I probably wouldn't be a part of this community otherwise. Like yeah I mainly just lurked for 5 years on here but you've all still been very entertaining each era and I'm grateful for this site. I love y'all ok <3 and it really isn't a big deal that we can't post links anyway so...
 
/end random sappy post lmao

all you said was not to post links lol it was not frightening whatsoever Idk why people feel the need to stir up drama and pick on you when you're the reason we all can be here and use this site in the first place

I honestly kinda feel bad about people coming for you when you should be able to enjoy the album release stress-free like the rest of us
 
You're responsible for saving a lot of us, myself included, after ldrfm closed down and I probably wouldn't be a part of this community otherwise. Like yeah I mainly just lurked for 5 years on here but you've all still been very entertaining each era and I'm grateful for this site. I love y'all ok <3 and it really isn't a big deal that we can't post links anyway so...
 
/end random sappy post lmao

I'm not intentionally trying to scare anyone. I never want it to come off that way. I'm trying to protect the site. I paid & still pay a lot of money to keep it running, and I know how important this place is to everyone including myself. When Love leaked, I was on the phone with her manager multiple times while he notified me that he would have the site shut down if I didn't start having a heavier hand on controlling the leaks. I hope you can understand why I'm treating this as a serious matter.. because it really truly is.

Me: I'm NOT going to listen to the album early
 
Also me when the link to album is shared:
 

I've literally had the site be threatened to take down by Lana's manager multiple times for having links to leaked content from LFL on the boards. Don't give me this.

It's going to leak , I did my tarot cards and the answer was "YES" to if the album will leak . I got the fool card representing foolishness as actual wisdom . my foolishness is thinking the album will leak but in reality I'm being wise because it will .

Why is this ordeal making me hungry 
 
It's like pregnancy I want fresh kale and those croutons from olive garden 

since that leak is over. cancelled--can one of you lipsters explain to me why the LFL title track is so universally hated on this forum?? besides the "take of all your clothes" lyric--the track is perfect "my boyfriend's back and he's cooler than ever" is literally one of the cutest lyrics of ALL TIME 
 
Weeknd haters can choke

Singer Lana Del Rey Arrested.
"Under 48 hours away from Lust For Life, and multiple reports of missing hair have already been reported. Police were suspicious so they went to look in Del Rey's Malibu beach home and caught singer snorting a bucket of cocaine and saying the album is cancelled. When Police inspected her house, they found 10,000 clumps of hair in her bathtub."

Lana's team when the album leaks :

I guess I was in it
Cause baby for a minute
Lfl leaked in my mind

my computer is lagging and it never does this what kind of virus did i just download goodbyehufiejfjewkneij

the gay fainting while putting the CD into his computer 
 
 

I love making new friends <3

yikes don't fuck with elle