Trinity

Y'all should help me get THIS to Mø! Tweet it to her or something.
 

 
SHE SAW IT https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=673497062696724&set=a.264822450230856.60132.254898234556611&type=1&theater

The 7-piece live band scared me a little tbh. To me Ultraviolence would imply trip-hop beats and a huge "cinematic" orchestra in terms of production (like OTTR or You and Me)...not a little jazz-rock band. But whatever, I mean it's new Lana stuff so I'd love it even if it was horrible and truly "unlistenable" anyway. /side eyes Betty Boop Boop/

*The lady's voice from the magic conch* Maybe some day.

Guys let's re-focus: jazzy songs! Million Dollar Man! Yayo! Rejoice!

I'm really annoyed right now. Please, for the love of G-d, do not bring anti-Gaga/anti-Lorde sentiments in a sub-forum designated for Lana discussion. PLEASE.

The appropriate person has been post-banned temporarily. 

was this necessary 

RIDING HIS WHITE PONY NAMED KEVIN.
WAIT, MAYBE KEVIN IS K. OMG.

Also in TIWMUG, it says "high heels in her hand". I always thought it said "flyers in her hand" and had this image of a drunk girl passing out flyers for something on the side of the road while Lana just leans against a chain link fence and smokes a cigarette..
It's a beautiful image, I tell you. It really is.   

YES! I think I've heard that a couple times hahaha

what is this disaster!!??    
 
 
-...Lana del ri got quite red
...yes one go 2 swim and enjoy

I dont hate or like him tbh. I actually dont give a fuck about him. He was a good choice for BTD, hes photogenic, but hes really not my type and he needs to eat a burger.
 
 If he spun around slowly behind her during a whole tour on stage it wouldnt bother me. If he vanished off the face of the Earth tomorrow it wouldnt bother me.
 
Lana could be running around with a cardboard box in the West Coast video for all i care, i just want to hear the fucking thing.
 
xo.

Bradley having another meltdown.
 
 
@brvdleysoileau 21m
funny how most of you little minions hated me, for a reason that was false, now you're all back to loving me. sad little children. Quote: @brvdleysoileau 20m
you guys gotta grow up and learn to think for yourselves

[REMOVED]
 

I'm in love with a frying pan
I'm in love with a frying pan
I have done all the chicken I can...

*cringey lana-esque lyrics to go along w/ it*
 
down in the west coast they got a sayin
that all the sunshine heals your pain
i take my life day by day
i'm livin like kurt cobaiiiin
 

 
 
(ps guys we should make a game where we try to predict lyrics for UV or a drinking game/bingo for # of pale moonlights, red dress, famous singer mentioned, etc)

It was obviously about Lana.. like idg anyone who denies it? He hit her in her very most vulnerable places-her authenticity (something she's said she is continuously in interviews)-- by accusing her of being on drugs when she had been claiming sobriety in interviews AND by claiming that people dislike her- when Lana so desperately wants to be liked.. that's probably her biggest flaw- as a public figure, I mean. And Lana was actually in L.A. at the time, she was staying at the Chateau and had been hanging out with Bradley a lot before that.. 
  I mean idc if ppl like bradley or w/e.. I think he looks like his dick smells but anyone who says that whole controversy wasn't about lana is a lil.. deluded lol

I'm so excited. The photos reminded me of these lyrics: 
Try hard to remember the beach, Blue water from the sea, Hands all over me, Tattoos, they were glistening
When the sun descends, I dive into the waves again
 

Interesting choice of male lead  I'm actually very excited to see her using Bradley again cause even though he might be an asshole in real life, he fits the aestethics of her videos so well. 

omfg 

lol she's such a nut, I like seeing her silly side

I can see why you think that but we haven't even SEEN the video yet. We don't know if this just one scene on a beach and if there's interiors or what AND we haven't even heard the song or know anything about the album beside the title and some Lana selfies. 

When Lana's wet, so am I. 

bradley looks even grosser than he did before

how is that possible

I for one, am very excited to see the memes birthed from this picture.