PrettyBaby

Et tu, Hun'ed? (No Red Velvet cake for you )

Lick mayonnaise off my tattoo

Put on some M-Whip and the Duke's too

Mayo

Yum, you

Mayo

 

You feed me cake so right now

While you sip condiments, how now?

Mayo

Brown cow

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

It takes two hours to do emulsifyin'

For home-made, or just go excessive buyin'

 

Let me put on a dab for you, daddy

Let me put on a drip

Let me put on a drop for you, dollop

Let me put on a dab

 

I'd need a sized-up wardrobe if I consumed

Quantities so massive, need more room

Mayo

Mumu...

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

It takes two hours to do emulsifyin'

For home-made, or just do excessive buyin'

 

Let me put on a dab for you, daddy

Let me put on a drizzle

Let me put on a drop for you, dollop

Let me put on a dab

 

Hello Hellmann's, you are a sauce divine

For food-play kicks on a hot night

Mayo

Ow, ew

Mayo

 

Hooked you up with that white mahonesa

Got a new milk mustache for your besa

Say what, two hours out of the fridge well oh no

I-I watch you run to the cuarto de bano

 

Let me go close the door for you, daddy

Let me put out a sign

Let me put out a sign for you, sorry

"Es occupado" ...oh no...

Didn’t anyone ever think MacDonalds should deliver?

 

 

but i don't know how to name it maybe :btchpls: or something like that

 

I love it!!! I imagine a chipmunk voice saying, "bitch please"

You can't. & I had to dislike your post as I was checking if you could undo it :$

 

How do I undo a Dislike when I meant to click Like?

 

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.

Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.

Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.

Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"

Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:

 

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

 

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

 

Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.

You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.

Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.

Like Ooooooh Oooohhh

 

 

You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....

Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!

Your skin... cellulite and now....

Be double chinned, gross, and round!

 

Like an American.

Ooooooh Ooooohhhh

 

Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.

Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.

I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....

 

 

Stop encouraging him/us.

NOOO! How do you undo Unlike when you meant to click Like!!!!?!!!!

 

I'm sorry, WarInMyMind.

 

we are gonna kill the joke , I see

 

I'm sorry.

http://lanaboards.co...-by-prettybaby/

 

Getting that Obesity Edition, I see

 

I'm not sorry.

I’ve been down every diet road

Then I see those golden arches, yellow-gold

Garden salad has been getting old

You can give me twelve McChickens, hot or cold

 

Don’t weigh me down

I’ve been eating too much

I’ve been craving too hard

One Bacon Cheddar Deluxe

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one tub of mayonnaise on the side

 

"And make it FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"So FRIED"

 

Dying young -- fifty, sixty max

That's the way my mom's family goes, heart-attacks

Drink milkshakes, grab some late-night snacks

That’s the way we put our weight on, belly fat

 

Don’t weigh me now

Don’t measure my thigh

Don’t take my grilled cheese

Leave me apple fries

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one pound of mozzarella on the side

 

"And make it FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"So FRIED"

 

I’m tired of driving late for fucking gravy

No mashed potatoes, gimme mac&cheese super-sized

Those pats of butter got no damn taste, baby

So make them fried, make 'em FRIED

 

I smell the grease on the summer breeze

I drive fast

I find Open 'Til Midnight

"Sixteen large fries, seventeen McDoubles,

"And one dozen Krispy Kremes on the side

 

"And make them FRIED

"So FRIED

"Make it FRIED

"Triple-FRIED"

No, PB, NO.

I'm afraid so

 

Really? I see it as triumphant. Interesting.

Maybe it's because of the way I relate to the song, because when I can't take it anymore I go drive on mini-roadtrips late at night. So I equate "Ride" with a sort of desperation. When I'm sane again, I turn around and go home.

 

But maybe by the end of the song she's made peace with it (driving/riding), and integrated it as so much a part of herself, that it is triumphant. (The video does seem to suggest it.)

Ride is the perfect opener tho...

 

But it sounds so TIRED. And at the end I feel like I've been down that open road with her. So I can respond with "Aw, yeah!" instead of :fingerstapping:

 

(But if "Ride" is a favorite I can see how waiting would cause the latter reaction anyway)

Chuck Grant, Chuck Grant, Chuck Grant!!!

And then Delicious and Big Bad Wolf leaked?

 

:snort:

If you've been having trouble getting into the Paradise album (like I have), this playlist is for you. If you adore Paradise, then you won't need this ...enhanced version

 

 

 

Congrats, Hun'ed! You are the awesomest!!!

My dad has a very old record/vinyl (or wtf it's called) player along with a hard rock collection. It's from the 80's I think... I don't know if I'm allowed to touch it (the man values the thing, it's like the essence of his youth is still in it xD), but my Lana vinyls should work on it, or is it too outdated..?

 

You should be able to play new records on it, though you won't be able to rip it to a computer. Ask your dad if you can listen to his 80s rock albums -- you'll make his day -- and then slip Lana in there at some point!

"Any face, out of mind"

 

I'm almost positive :/

That picture of a little baby mole is cute! I don't know why moles are so underrated.

 

Warthogs too. What's up with that?

I think it's more of a Hollywood, 50s-and-earlier-decades thing to call a boyfriend daddy. At least, I've seen it more in old movies (usually by a ditzy character) than anywhere in contemporary culture or real life.

 

"Daddy" and "father" aside, I do think she's just plain talking about old Rob Grant when she says "dad" in Cola.

Agreed.

Here's an unpopular opinion: You're starting to sound like the official police of Lana Del Rey fans.

#SorryMadrigal

 

Sometimes, yeah. But here at least he was giving a mixed response. :/

 

#SorryMadrigalAndMonicker

i got a very weird vibe from it but then again all of lana's people try to pull her away.. maybe she'd stay forever if they didnt'? haha

 

That's what I was thinking. It's like he's under strict instructions from her bodyguards to get her from one end to the other, dammit!

So what is the deal with the vocal? Not autotune?

What is the implication with these emoticons? It was clearly stated in this thread that the b&w back cover is fan-made.

 

He made it, it's fabulous, and he knows it

I'm curious now, does anyone have that b&w fan-made back cover that had the cropped photo of Lizzy on stage with her band and she's got the beehive? I want to compare to a back cover we know for sure is fan-made. Someone on the old forum or SIN made that one, right?

This?