FkaTwinks

lock the whole family up tbh make it like that Good Luck Charlie episode where the entire family (including Charlie) gets put in jail together

Dear Mattel/Atlantic/Mark Ronson/Kevin Weaver It's not too late to add Charli XCX - Barbie Girl as an iTunes bonus track on Barbie: The Album. Get on it. Love, FkaTwinks

I mean she was being weird, as herself, with young teens, literal children; between the dms and also tour clips where she brings like 8 year old boys on stage as Miranda and flirts with them/asks them to put a hand down her pants as part of a game (you don't wanna know) and now there have also been clips resurfacing of herself and her friends talking about how she's actually a shitty person and she just uses Miranda as an outlet to say/do gross things that she actually agrees with without taking accountability

I don't use XCX World cuz it's kinda messy that a Number 1 Angel slogan became the fan perception of a (mostly) unrelated album I also think it's cute that the album that replaced/succeeded XCX was Charli, i.e. eh-eh-XCX, Charli!

I mean she was obviously lying since her logo throughout that whole era prioritized the XCX, the album cover we all use just says XCX, and the manifesto calls it XCX I don't know why she claims that the album was less fleshed-out than it was; maybe to quiet the fans a bit? or to heal from it through denial? idk

She came under fire over a situation where she was part of a group chat with underage fans. She targeted one of them inappropriately (i.e. asking if he's a virgin, mailing him lingerie from a haul, she would dump her marital problems in his dms, etc), hired him to run her Twitter page and then fired him and talked shit behind his back after a tweet that he wrote (that she approved, mind you) got backlash after he initially tried to speak out in 2020, Colleen orchestrated his downfall by turning other fans against him, and encouraging them to 'find dirt' on him and make videos falsely debunking his claims. she also made a response video where she tampered with evidence to make herself look innocent. over the past month, pretty much every fan involved with that situation has come out and turned against Colleen; they've released so many screenshots of her being inappropriate with them, it came out that one of her family members was also grooming a fan, etc. it's a whole mess. Colleen's way of dealing with this has been to make fun of it on tour as Miranda, and now make a 'funny' video where she sings about people 'lying' about her

She is actually deranged

Need Ur Luv is still such a brilliant song... the bridge and final chorus where the fragile vocals/lyrics come through and contradict the optimistic pop vocals/lyrics to fully convey her grief & inner-conflict

It's Charli ba-by...... tea a stow.....

Rina Sawayama called out Matty at a show and basically said that, despite never working together + disliking him, he owns all her masters??? So Taylor, what is it that drew you to this man for a month earlier this year? She's never beating the self-serving/performative activism allegations

the truth is that she put them up as Christmas decor in like 2017 and then never remembered to take them down & eventually had to buy new bows cuz they became so recognizable

normalize having an opinion & not riding Beyonce's dick

it being a clearly different doll when they "make over" the Nicki doll not even the same race It's giving the Katy Perry - Ur So Gay video when her doll persona decides to dye her hair black and is suddenly asian

I need the song, I don't care about these twinks' poppers addictions that they wanna fund

This being a lie so people stream the song

Her SUCKER serve

You are literally obsessive and weird

Kim making the rounds on Twitter, right before an album release, because she made jokes about the Titanic sub... messiest era of all time

is there really anything to "get" with track 10...she wrote a pop song and then had a hyperpop remix made

how are your tour posters going to look better than your album cover

Streaming one of the best songs Charli ever made and released in her life [Insert visual cue that I'm listening to "How Can I Not Know What I Need Right Now"]

This is just a generic TikTok popstar voice/sound XYLO sounds like this, Mia Rodriguez sounds like this, Bella Poarch sounds like this, Madison Beer sounds a bit like this, etc.

Yes, Mars Argo was besties with that Matt Bennett, and then Titanic was. Ariana Grande also had the same teacher at some point (you might remember the botched Japanese BBQ grill / 7 Rings tattoo) and there's a photo somewhere of her sharing a banana with Titanic, although I can't find it currently

why does Melanie pretend Portals is something she had planned as a trilogy closer since the start of her career when there are interviews of her in like 2016 saying she wants every album in her discography to be about a different physical location in Crybaby's town

who is "we"