my ol man isa batman

Only seventeen, but she treats the nerds so mean.

My old man is a nice man and we share a completely non-incestous, non-statutory rape breaching relationship for your information

Is it wro-wrong that I think it's kinda fun
When I scratch you on the back of your hand with a paw?
My daddy's in the hall on his brand new mat
I really want it back, but I'm sadly just a cat

Off to the races: Birthday Girl (edition)
 
And I'm off to the races
Cases of party streamers
Popping out all over town
Cause it's just my b-day
Bracing gifts again on Rikers island
And I just want more
 
Because I'm greedy, baby
I need you to buy me more and praise me
I'm your little party, popper
Eating in the garden,
Cake goes in my open mouth
Ready for more

If you wanna get down with G-O-D, I'm in the chapel if you wanna p-p-pray with me.
 
Everyone from home says that we're so pure,
Come on everybody to the Catholic school.

Wanna hold your hand in the pouring rain, do you like Coltrane?

Methamphetamines ew ew ew ew
Don't do them ever
Eww ew ew eeewwwwwwwwwww

Darling, Darling, doesn't have a problem
Lying to herself cause her teddy's top shelf

In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel wanting to get a new car

All you have to do is take a rather 'dirty' line from a lana song and make it good/less explicit
From Lana to Taylor Swift let's say
 
(you can't even use kiss, no drugs references, and it has to turn out really lame lol)
 
I'll start:
 
Have to touch myself to pretend you're there: Have to hug your photograph to pretend you're there
 
(You can use the same line different times if you have another idea)

I'm usually a Taylor hater, but DAMN.

yet billboard were slamming her before, the losers

I'm so not here for BeYAWNcé getting so much attention for putting her delayed and boring-ass album out like a week ago. There are so many artists that deserve way more attention than her TBQFH.

#1 rihanna though? are they kidding? 

lol @@trayertrash sent out nudes on her first day here, u need 2 step ur game up

Vote for me for Biggest Troll and Forum Clown 
 

Ok, nominating you for Attention Whore. 

Legendary poster; Chaircola

To be quite fucking honest.
Preach

Nominate : now until 26th 
Shortlisting is announced: 26th
Voting opens and closes: 26th / 31st
Winners announced: 1st

And the categories are
 

Spoiler Most Friendly and Helpful
Most Knowledgeable Lana fan
Master Debater
Best Artist
Most Valuable
Biggest Troll
Most Likeable All Around
Legendary Poster
Forum Clown
Post Whore
Sexiest Member
Drama Queen
Most Likely to post in the nude
Best Original Artwork made by a member
Most Respectable
Forum member you wouldn't wanna fight
Most Sassy Member
Attention Whore
Most Active
Member would vote as President of the USA
Best Stan
Most Iconic
Thirstiest Member
Best newcomer
Favourite Drama of the Year
 You can nominate 5 members in each category
You must PM your nominations to LDR before the closing date.
You do not need to nominate in all categories.
 
Good Luck to everyone! 
 

 

"Papi is a gangsta I'm his little dolly"
 

Yeah I mean look at me

he's hot 

That emphasis on Lana Del Rey's daddy