Marshmallow

Ohhhhh my god let me refrain from saying something mean/////
 
Guys jfc you don't just "oh let me upload this one nude to iCloud" that's not how it fucking works oh my god. It's a backup storage thing that, if you choose to use, stores ALL of the selected media (songs, photos, videos, etc). If you looked into any of the celebs reactions, you'd understand this.
 
Mary Elizabeth Winstead's pictures had long since been deleted, but the hacker somehow got ahold of them through iCloud. You're acting like it's just so simple to hack this system but it's not, which should be obvious since this is like the first major time something like this has happened?? Or at least been given this much media attention idk.
 
But fuck. Like, y'all are saying you don't judge or whatever that these people are taking nudes but then you have that superior undertone to the post anyway when you say "but they should've known better." Like, no they shouldn't have? It's their body and their phone and their private storage system that was hacked by some creep. They are not at fault. Fuck.

I'm all for ganging up on people but honestly I sorta agree with @@Electric Body. Like he said, it's not that I think it's slutty or morally backwards to take a few pics of your boobs or anything, not at all. And I'm sure none of them expected this to happen and feel really sorry for them that it did. But since it has happened, I have to say they were a little stupid for letting anyone get a hold of these pics. I'm not sure who they were intended for, if anyone, but they should have more sense then to just send these out to whoever. Also, you say they probably don't know what an iCloud is. I seriously doubt that, these are for the most part pretty young people that would know how to work an iphone. Secondly, if they didn't know about ICloud or they didn't know how easily someone could leak those pics, they shouldn't have taken em' in the first place. I'm not saying celebrities SHOULD have to worry about these sort of crimes, but unfortunately for them they DO. It's not at all fair that these people have their privacy invaded at this level, but now you're blaming this guy for something he was barely involved in. It was not these people's fault at all, but that doesn't mean it was ok for them to act as though they live in a world where this stuff doesn't happen. They knew the risks they were taking, and now they're victims not just of this crime but of there own foolishness.
Still, I hope they'll all be able to get over this blow and continue with their careers as unharmed as possible.

Yeah, was really stupid that I don't understand why you have to take "nudes" of yourself and put them onto your icloud. I mean, it's totally normal. I often have this situation where I think "oh gosh, why don't I have a nude pic of me right now". Putting them online is such a good idea. And it's even better if you are famous and many people have sweet wet dreams about seeing you nude and if it's not uncommon for celebreties being hacked.
 
Questioning this is really on the same level as racist and misogynic statements, thank you for pointing this out

I did not blame anyone, I just wondered why you would do something like this. like storing nudes at an iCloud. Of course I do think that it's a crime. But I alwys asked myself why people do this nude-stuff in the first place. Or more like, why you would upload this into an iCloud.

New interview and I already translated it for you.
Source
 
TRANSLATION:
 
 
 
 
 
I found two other short "interviews" with dpa. I'm not sure if they belong to the one I already posted but as all of them took place in Berlin and were made by dpa I guess that it's actually one interview and those questions that I've found now are just outtakes or idk.
I translated them for you too but I did it very quickly so there might be some tiny mistakes in it.  (Translation in spoilers)
 
Here's the first one where she talkes about past eras. Source
 
 
 
And the other one (about soccer/ football and a bullfight). Source
 
 

here are the images, my apologies!
 

 
 

 

Hello everyone! 
 
I have found another interview, forgive me if this has already been posted but I can't seem to find it anywhere else on the board.
I've done my best to translate it from French to English!
 
(Original Source here)
 
PS: The "OP Notes" are mine, just to elaborate certain quotes.
 
 
Q: Ultraviolence, why this title?
A: "The juxtaposition of "ultra", which gives a certain idea of luxury; and "violence" which, to me, reflects the sound of the album really well — it's chaotic but also street music. [OP note: In other words, the album has a very laid-back and down-to-earth feel.], melodic and sophisticating. Altogether then, [the word] Ultraviolence also means that I've lived between these two states; in my private life, a serene kind of love; in my professional life, a lot of negative press, in my opinion... "
 
Q: But sadness inspires you, no? 
A: "More so melancholy than sadness. This is where I've found amazing outcome, but I've also had many personal problems to overcome. I have a large family, lovely but complicated. I am responsible for my brother and my sister, who live with me. And I have some trouble moving from one world to the next." [OP Note: meaning, she has trouble finding balance between her personal and professional life.]
 
Q: You have also had some traumatizing years with regards to your problem with alcohol?
A: "Difficult, not traumatizing. You see.... I am alcohol-prone. In my family, we are all like that, through many generations. Drinking whiskey, it's in my genes! [laughs] As well as being a little off-the-wall."
 
Q: How did you cope with all the criticism about you? 
A: At the time, I was disappointed. When you release an album, you think it will go unnoticed [by the public], meaning, if it is listened to, it will be appreciated, [but] I never truly predicted that many people would listen to it, and that so many would have such bad things to say about it! As a result that means I've never made a single declaration [about it] because I didn't know what to say."
 
Q: Was it a masochist reaction?
A: "No, a lot of the attacks came from female journalists. I spoke to them, I knew what they thought. What's happened to me is a product of what journalism is today. The articles describe more the reactions from the critics listening to my music, [rather] than [focusing on] the songs themselves."
 
Q: Maybe it's because you like to take clichés and use them [appropriate them] for you?
A: "Exactly! In an interview they asked me, 'why do you speak about Marilyn Monroe or Elvis? It's really so cliché!' But I hardly know it because I lived in my own world for a long time. For me I have an intimate relationship with these stars. I've read and re-read their autobiographies. Like the man in my video, who is my tattooer, Mark Mahoney; someone who is very important to me, who has changed my life. In the video, "Tropico", there are also kitsch clichés."
 
Q: Your looks has changed, it's more rock... 
A: "They have criticized me, saying that I was fabricated, when I really wasn't all that different from any other girl. As a result, I tell myself that in showing myself more naturally, much like how I am in my life, the confusion will be less. At the same time, as soon as I want to prompt a reaction, I come across as the opposed, so..."

"I'll put you on the list."

FUCK THAT DUDE! omfg I wish I could just go up to her and be all like "I wanted to kill myself and you saved me." and get in free... If only life was that simple... Seriously, though, and I know I'll get hate for this (then again, remember, I was suicidal at one point, too), don't push your hardships and your past on someone just to make them feel bad for you, that's called an attention whore... I mean, come on.
"I was poor at one time." But you're not now.
"My dad died when I was little." But what can she do about that? Nothing.
 
I know people have hardships, but seriously, keep them in the past and don't try to push your PRIVATE past on people like that...
#SorryNotSorry... #ShadySunday... 
 
I don't need anyone telling me this was mean or whatever because I know it is and I'm saying it, anyway. It's just the truth and someone must say it.

Ok this is gonna sound horrible, but I don't think the dude was ever really suicidal. I mean I think we all know even Lana tries to make her past "troubles" seem more dramatic than they probably were. He's definetly lying when he said that he used to get high and drink everynight, he's basically just taking the rough outline of the stories we've heard from Lana's teenage years and altering them slightly. I dunno, he just doesn't seem like the sorta guy that would even touch drugs. I'm not annoyed or anything, when I was around ten I tried to convince my parents I had scitzophrenia so that they would get me psychiatric help (I'm really not sure why I wanted that, lol) but if you ask me all that talk about depresion was complete horse crap. People find out about Lana cause she's cool right now and all, and think they have to make up some bleak demented childhood they never had to bring some meaning to the songs for themselves. I think even Lana knew he was lying.
 
 
Also it was so fucking stupid how he just dropped that into conversation with a girl he doesn't even know. You could see in her face Lana just wanted to walk away from the conversation as soon as possible.

Every point in that reply was perfect omg
Literally feel like so many people in the ~fandom~ need to make up these awful childhoods and teenage years where all this made up shit happened to them to try and seem cool and edgy. Just like so many people go along with the 'Oh I want a daddy' thing...... purely because Lana does it
It's so irritating
I've seen so many statuses about posts on here about how people get so high and so drunk every night and it's just like ~~~~~(you so obviously don't pls stop)~~~~~ and even if you did why the need to post about it everyday 
like i'm sorry if you had real issues you wouldn't internet whore them out for some attention lbh

ugh ok regarding this whole hair pulling thing; we have no idea what actually went down, Lana might have planned to cut NA short for other reasons, you can't just assume that she was upset because of the hair pulling. plus, it's not fair to keep bitching about the person who did it, it could easily have been an accident where her hand got stuck in her hair and she tried to pull it out - loads of people try to touch Lana's hair, it's not something new. we don't know exactly what happened so it isn't fair to call that girl a bitch, it could have easily been an accident.
 
~anyway
 
unghhhhh I really want to buy the photos in this box set. I'm not bothered about the vinyls, I can live without them, but the photos look so good

+she probably spent days practicing rolling her n's for cariño.

Anyone else notice the subtle lyric changes and verse swaps? Pretty interesting to me. I can't stop playing the preview, it's a really well-done mix, honestly. Very subtle reggae-esque vibes and definitely fit for radio-play.

so after listening to the two different 4 minute versions i think this is the only way for me to describe the differences in the chorus 
 
i can see my baby swinging 
i can see my baby swinging 
i can see my baby swinging 
 
vs 
 
i can see my baby swinging 
i can see my baby swinging 
i can see my baby swinging 
 
i couldn't exactly pinpoint why i hated the second version but i think its cause the layering makes her sound robotic, if not somewhat militaristic 

To quote cimb:
 
1. 1st iTunes version - 4:15
Original version. This is on the official audio video. AKA Rob Orton mix
 
2. Dan Auerbach Radio Edit - 3:47
Vocals edited a little bit so that they're clearer, some vocal layers added/removed, last chorus cut
 
3. 2nd iTunes version - 4:16
Pretty much the same as the above version but with the last chorus. Lead sound during the last two choruses quietened.
 
4. Radio Mix (Swiss iTunes Store only atm) - 1:31 (currently) (Full version is 3:47)
Different instrumental (louder guitars, prominent drums), different vocal take, the song doesn't enter half time/change tempo for the chorus, 2nd verses (it all could happen/they got their movies) cut. It's a co-incidence that it's the same length as the Dan Auerbach version. The two are completely different.

It doesn't bother me when there's different versions of a song but it really bugs me that they never officially announce how many versions there is (like with Y&B) so you have to rely on fan compiled lists that for obvious reasons could be wrong to make sure you have all of them. It's such a simple thing to just upload a post to her website listing what versions are available and provide download links for them. After all they are trying to sell her music and if you don't make something easily attainable for a consumer they won't buy it.

The person I responded to do not understand why the need to change the sound of the song. 
And he does not know any other artist who does that.
 
 
I'm just pointing it out maybe because
 
A. The artist he likes is a flop who doesn't get radio play
 
Or B. An artist that already has radio candy music.
 
Nothing to do with taste or anything like that.
 
 
 
Because in reality MANY artists do so
 
Radio play is everything because you don't want to flop on a major label.
 
Lana is not some unknown indie artist.
 
 
She is A MAINSTREAM artist that makes non commercial music.
 
 
Basically, she's indie but successful.
 
She's grimes but successful hihi

Yes.
 
1. The original FLAWLESS mix
 
2. The lame lazy edit by Dan Auerbach for radio because apparently the original is not radio friendly.
 
3. The longer Edit of the horrible mix above.
 
4. THIs FLAWFREE real radio mix. 
 
2 & 3 should have never happened. They messed everything up including the performance of the song because they removed the original on itunes when they should have uploaded this real radio mix separately from the original and have two versions up.

>>>>>>> NEW VERSION FOUND <<<<<<
 
iTunes Switzerland, Germany, ...
 
https://itunes.apple.com/ch/album/west-coast-radio-mix/id870769451?i=870769463
 
 
It's going to be available on May 30th. WC (RADIO MIX)
 
 
Here it is on Soundcloud 
 
 
 
https://soundcloud.com/aaron-yates-16/1398961765a
 
 
(Thanks Aaron)

Congratz @, this'll be both awesome and a disastrous joining of two horrible procrastinators. Will send immediately so we both have ample time~
 
Catch it mid-May! Meanwhile read Rafael's.

i voted for myself even though i know maru's gonna win even before i saw the votes lmao

Aboot time. Give it up for Moy, LanaBoards' own social media dude, event organizer, shirt...guy, and meltdown haver. Thirst attracter? Someone help me with the glowing introduction tbh. w/e it was a pleasure to eye this for two weeks and finally to respond to it
(No really can't thank Moy enough for keeping us active and this is practically overdue. Enjoy!)
 
Member of the Month (March): Moy!
 

 

Source: http://www.nylonmag.com/articles/lana-del-rey-november-cover
 
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