#glimmeringdarling

is it too late for me to get a train into london and chloroform Ashley before her performance?

She did a REALLY good avoiding a leak this era, congrats 2 her!!!!! I guess she learnt everything she did wrong w the last era that led to the leak and stopped it and it worked! Really happy Honeymoon didn't pull a FROOT in regards to a leak (leaking two months before release). like ofc i would listen 2 a leak but i'm kinda happy it didnt leak idk

I seriously doubt TLY is about a break-up with Barrie.
Alle the Bowie and Terry references and multiple lyrics could imply it's about losing someone to a mental disorder.
Salvatore also seems to be partly made-up, to fit the Gangsta-Boy stereotype.

hAVE YOu TRIEed aLL storeS IN Ur cOUNtRY yeTTT!???
 
WHERE'S HONEYMOON, U SAID U WAS GETTING IT TODAY!!!! LEAK IT U FAT!
 
I NEED FREAK FULL HQ IN MY LIFE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is honestly disgusting and a disgrace to Lana

............... anyways

I don't get the hate for "Terrence loves you". I love that song. It's probably the best (promotional?) single of this era she released yet imo. I mean, it's not catchy as "High by the beach", but it's definitely amazing after a few listens.

I love that you're mentioning it because I don't see it enough, Lana has CLEARLY improved AS FUCK. As much as this album seems much more polished in its production than the raw energy that was UV with of course songs like PWYC, you can very clearly hear how much she's assured in her tones and how freely she seems to pass from one note to another. I'm so extremely glad that she reaffirmed again how much she loves to sing, because this new badass reclaimed Lana's powerful voice is the one I like to hear the most on earth. This albums destroys me. I'm crucified.

the paper she's reading is fucking upside down i just noticed omfg

Just a little something I put together

"Time Online: 35s"

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Whenever porn gifs are being posted I just think of the Halsey thread where they rightfully belong

The reviews on the website are written  mostly by 20 y o students and it has 62 followers on twitter, lets not take it so seriously. 

You better pull through sis
 
What's your backup plan? Can your purse hold a gun? Chloroform? 
 

I SCREAMED SO LOUD!!!
 
From Twitter:
 
"@LilKeebe: My friend just told me that she "loves the people talking in the background" on honeymoon.Bitch its a recording. Honeymoon leak Lana del rey"

you late af sis 
He is not leaking it.

That makes sense. 
Lana better promote the SHIT out of this album. It's so much more accessible to the GP even more so than BTD. It can do very well commercially. And because of the fact that it is "more accessible" critics might tear it apart.
 
They have chosen the wrong songs to represent the album or was it their intention all along? Hmmm

me reading this thread 
 

Petition to replace all LanaBoards gifs by this one and this one 
 

Rip my soul, her insta post got me hollering there is literally no one more adorable on earth than this 30yo woman

The one thing about this album that upsets me...... That Sam Smith is doing the new James Bond theme!!! How incredible would a Lana Bond theme be? When will this dream come true