Coney Island King

Yes. She’s done her hair blonde so Bitter and unhinged Lana is back.

THE GRAMMYS DID THIS TO HER

SNL producers watching Coachella like

This will either be iconic or a mess. Guns, jesus billboards, SNL, stunt men, i actually have no idea wtf to expect.

CUE LANA OPENING THE SHOW IN HER SNL DRESS CRUCIFIED ON A GIANT CROSS BEING PUSHED AROUND ON WHEELS QUEEN

Actually you’re right, lets not.

It would be really dumb to not take this opportunity to at least preview a full or half song from Lasso or SOMETHING.

Fixed.

TARATA TARATA TARATATA

No more horrible than the likes of Madonna or Mariah, which at the end of the day are “stories” tbh.

It’s all a bit stupid really. Here is a woman who had a huge career back in the day, selling millions of albums and hit singles, one of the biggest Latina acts ever - and now in her late 50’s isn’t experiencing the same type of success as most popstars her age and for some reason it’s hilarious? If people don’t like her, whatever…..but the entertainment biz is hard for aging women and Jen has literally NOTHING to prove to anyone, she’s been there and DONE IT ALL over the course of her career. Her new album is a snoozefest, but i got nothing but respect from my end for a woman who has lasted through the thick and thin of a career in Hollywood, especially a latina one. I feel like that about any older woman still hustling all these years later in showbiz. Also this notion that she is talentless is odd to me, sure…she’s not known for her voice, but she has always been a fantastic stage performer, dancer and business woman. She’s achieved things people half her age never will in Hollywood.

You all make me sick.

The Karma song/video is like one of those fake popstar parody creations from a movie or something. She also gave the most cringe interview about how shocking her new album is going to be and how she is shaping her generation with her new image LOL.

All my diamonds look like piss All my diamonds look like piss

I like Yes And too, it's cute, i just don't love it is all. There's alot stronger material on the album.

It’s nice, but i don’t need it.

Love B2B.

Her second album is light years better than her first.

The Chemtrails album cover was worse than the question for the culture post.

But she said “coming soon” which mean 1 to 5 years…

Is this the album that was due a year and a half ago?

Selling various vinyls with different covers is one thing. Selling countless vinyls with different songs is genuinely a shitty thing to do and a real obvious fuck you to fans. Fanbases want to pretend it’s about “collecting”, it’s not, it’s a cheap way to cash-grab and your beloved artist clearly thinks you’re an idiot.

While i don’t like the album, i agree with all this. She really just does whatever the fuck she wants, which i like.

I hated every moment of this album from start to finish. Songs are boring and production is beyond dull bar a couple tracks. This current country phase the world is in need to die, it’s REALLY not for me. I’ll wait for Renaissance 3.

Possibly one of the most annoying choruses ever made. My god.