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umm i'm too tired to be coherent but i have a whole lotta portishead love to spew into the void so for now i'll just add the fact that mysterons legit makes me cry from sheer sonic beauty

i don't even want to dignify that white male supremacy bullshit post with a response, but y'all have already done a stellar job refuting it anyway so thank you <3

if they don't hire us they're missing the opportunity of a lifetime

indeed! it's all making sense now

i'm still kicking myself over missing the "get a little bit suburban" double entendre that alludes to both adopting the persona of a suburban soccer mom and to lana's ever-present reference point: cars, of course, specifically the Chevrolet Suburban

oh hello again! glad to see you’re as pleasant as ever

ohh so THAT’S why she said cruel world is the song that represents her personally the best in that interview

allow me to submit some potential vinyl colors for consideration, by way of nail polish shades: Was It All Just A Dream? did this album ever really exist? are we all part of a collective hallucination? Baby Please Come Home NFR is baby. home is spotify. Mystery...a nice, concise, one-word descriptor of the current weather conditions with regards to the subject of this thread Haven't The Foggiest idea where the damn album is Here Today, Aragon Tomorrow (an allusion to our collective hope of this album ever seeing the light of day) I Just Can't Cope-acabana...a nice bright obnoxious yellow alluding to both the perpetual meltdowns in this thread and the tropical vacation we all so desperately need and my personal favorite... Don't Take Yosemite For Granite

Violet Bent (so far) Backwards (that her pants split) Over The Gr(ass)

Lula Del Roe (to quote @LanaFlowers) confirmed

is it really harassment though? i don't think you can harass someone behind their back. we're not talking to her, we're talking to one another. i understand what you're getting at (although i disagree), but i don't see how discussions on a forum are harassment btw i still think there are lines that shouldn't be crossed, like that whole thing a few pages back about how "her ears are placed wrong" or some shit, but i don't see an issue with venting about the lack of info (and isn't it better that we do it here than in her instagram comments or twitter mentions? because i can see how that could be argued as harassment, although again i don't necessarily agree)

she's so pretty when she isn't at homophobic churches

i feel like we are living in some kind of fucked up parallel universe. i swear this bitch is gonna drive me to drink myself into oblivion, or at least get so drunk that i stumble back into the normal dimension, clown makeup intact

"This is an improvement considering how she looks and dresses in her real life. " man they pull no punches lmao

um i think he was very clear. babygirl don't play hella fluid daddy canceled. duh. what's so hard to understand about that?

like i'm a bond girl or some shit...sad and sexy and angry and badass bel air?

i genuinely choked ben commenting on his own post lol

amen

i refuse to get my hopes up only for it to be about dual liposuction

his best angle, truly

ooh i found an email address for his local police station, i might try that

BLESS YOUR SOUL

i seriously want her dress

lana del homophobe confirmed

i’m dead