Bootynugget

What strikes me is that:
1. she had a lot of boyfriends (actually not that surprising since she's a beautiful girl) and
2. So many of them were important enough for her to write several songs about them.
 
There are people who put their career, friends or family first, Lana def is the kind of person that puts her relationship first (This Is What Makes Us Girls). When she's into a relationship she's in at 100% and forget about all the rest. it must be hard for her actual bf to inconsciously compete w/ the others who had such an impact on her life. Damn, if her songwritting was cheesier/less mature and inspired/and country she'll be like Taylor Swift.

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

Right. Literally the aesthetics of Honeymoon will be determined by Neil if he shoots the cover so to say he wouldn't fit at this point is...weird. It's what Lana chooses to convey and not our assumptions. Just look at all the early Ultraviolence fanmade covers--they were based on the "so dark it's almost unlistenable" comments and were somehow all weirdly fancy or like...demonic Then we got psychedelic desert rock

as long as it isn't like the disaster that is this hideous photo by nicole:
 

 
that and nicole's paradise cover is so photoshopped it don't even look like her, i really dislike it

This is insulting. You can dislike Neil's style but do not discredit his work.  
I'd like if they do something like that Eclipse #1 photo he posted months ago, that was stunning. But I prefer him as a long time collaborator just for #thesakeofart rather than doing the photoshoot for yet another album.

His work was truly gorgeous for UV and, imo, he gave us her best shoots of all time. That being said, I don't know if his style will work for Honeymoon; he capture the vibe of the UV era so perfectly in the photos, but I don't know if he'll be able to do the same thing for Honeymoon.

After I listened to the snippets I was really excited. Then I asked myself if I genuinely liked them or if I was just running high off of the idea of a new era approaching and new music. After a (very) short deliberation i've decided that I am more inclined towards the latter. The snippets are kind of zZZZzz. Soft and dreamy is nice but only if you do it right. 

I was more excited by the first snippet than the second. I like what I hear so far, but it's not knocking me out yet. I'm still more excited for MTWBT.

Lana looks like how she looked in Tropico and I am NOT living for it tbh

I think "Honeymoon" isn't the lead single. Just a buzz one and the video will be self-made. The real lead single (MTWBT??) will have a professional music video (I hope lol)

I love being sleepy yassss put me to bed binch

The instrumental sounds okay to me when I have headphones on. I do hope she releases it alongside the launch of Apple Music 

Stuff like this is really annoying. Why even bother with the trouble of making something like that. 

this is why nobody from the outside likes LDR fans       

OMG I can't believe lana changed the album title 
 
 

Tell them to turn their location on.

its fake i know who made it 

If it's fake, someone is losing their life tonight. 

A guy posted it on my timeline lol he deleted it. 

If that's fake, it's a damn good photoshop job. Wtf

WHAT THE FUCK 

why are you so negative all the time? You break my heart.

Sorry guys in was at work,yea me and dan were dming and he said that LIB is a song they made a while back but he says he doesn't think its as old as 2012 he also said that things get pretty confusing in he music biz but he hopes they can release it soon and I said something. about it being the first single and he said "let's hope" we was really nice and down to earth

So I'm 99% sure dan heath confermed LIB to be on honeymoon and he said he hopes they can upload it soon!!! First single anyone??