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Jen only ever referred to the baby as "L" on social media and said the name was a surprise, which makes me wonder if Lanz accidentally spilled the beans ... that'd be so her lol

Exactly. There are varying degrees, ranging from the Kardashians all the way to someone like Fiona Apple who basically shuns the spotlight. They, and many in between, are all rich, privileged Americans but there are HUGE differences in behaviour. Lanz isn't Kardashian-level insufferable but she's definitely moving more in that direction, especially lately.

She basically admitted that he was an afterthought when she described her process for making that mv, and it's a bit of a shame. When she first put that photo on Insta of the two of them, I expected him to feature more heavily. Anyway, lately I've been listening to more NFR but I still cannot fuck with HTD no matter how hard I try. Godtender is still extremely good. Given that Gerald recently released that Moana song which is basically him talking about how amazing he thinks he is, I am more convinced than ever that NFR (the song) is about him. And maybe also James Franco, a bit. End of transmission Wot She was lo fi way before he turned up, and I hate to break it to you, but it's very possible they're still (or back) together.

Stop voting for oranges omg I got oranges for my Animal Crossing island and I stg it was the universe's revenge for this poll

An extraordinary take. I stan.

Okay but did you vote for lemons or what

Obviously, nobody knows for certain, but we do know that she used to mix with people in NYC who definitely did do heroin. We know she had a (boy)friend who died of a heroin overdose ... we know she worked with recovering addicts ... it's not far-fetched to assume that she's at least tried it. She said that FIILY is her "most dishonest" song (as in, she said it wasn't about her). I don't believe that, and think she said it because she knew that admitting it was about her would raise awkward questions about drug use. There have also been various accounts from people who worked with her that she used to do coke before every show; especially during the Endless Summer tour.

Look, I just want the lemon tree.

Not sure this site is for you then, cupcake. We discuss anything and everything. Not a good look to be attempting to police other users 5 posts in, but you do you.

I got a (pink) Switch Lite and I really love it! As the name suggests, it's very light, so it's perfect for lying in bed and playing for hours. Yes, it does lack the features of the standard Switch but you can always get that at a later date, plus you can actually connect the Joy Cons to the Switch Lite if you really want to. @@mrborntolose thanks for the codes ... I only just got the game so I have a really povo one room shack atm but I'll definitely be using those .... Also my native fruit is oranges .... cannot escape Lanz ANYWHERE ...

IKR I bet she was bored and lonely so she called him up and now they'll get back together and everything will be terrible and awful again. Who the fuck wants songs about a middle-aged reality TV c*p from Oklahoma? No one. Also, she fails miserably at social distancing. Seeing as there are so many cases in the US ... aren't there rules? Like, we're only spose to have one visitor at our house. She has like four, plus she's out with Alex, and the other day she had Jen and Annie over ... what the fuck.

Yeah she's really ... https://www.instagram.com/p/B_vrGmUpYSL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

She loves deleting stuff so can she delete today's additions pls

Maybe she was feeling really insecure or something when she made LFL, but most of the collaborating artists don't add anything to the respective songs. Stevie could sing the McDonald's menu and I'd stream the fuck out of it, but even BPBP doesn't showcase her (or Lanz's) capabilities as well as it should. And the others? No shade to Abel, but the LFL demo leaves the album version in the dust. The demo is much more pure. I suppose it's easier to say that now that we have both versions, but she really should've just left it the fuck alone. I'm not against her putting Abel in a song, but I don't feel like that song was the one to fuck with. The only saving grace is that thank GOD she didn't put Gerald on the album (although he probably was slated to be on it, and was replaced by one of the others ... maybe even Abel ... imagine ...) The best songs on that album are definitely the ones she did by herself, with the exception of Coachella.

Yeah this is what she does when she's putting something off. Remember all the rando promotions she did of other people's shit during the NFR pre-release nightmare? This is like that.

A clairvoyant? Okay but what happened to 'Cause we're the masters of our own fate We're the captains of our own souls

If she starts promoting face masks or something, I'm gonna neck

Oh my Godddd Elle's going to murder us all for this derailment when she comes back. I ain't tryin' to tell anyone what to do, but I suggest we move this to the rando thread: http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10398-random-lana-discussion/page-54 I've replied to some of this there.

Only if you want the entire episode to be on TV, I guess. There was just one rather large problem, and that was that he (allegedly) would fuck anything in a skirt, despite being in a long-term relationship.

(Moved this discussion to here because otherwise Elle will kill us all when she comes back for derailing the Insta thread with relationship gossip ... ) That's correct, and she also took Andrei, instead of Chase, on tour to Australia and South America in early 2018. Yes, but the song I quoted was literally released yesterday, so it's just very embarrassing for him, really.

K Gerald

Didn't someome call a Dutch bookstore and they said May 29 or some shit? At the time we all ignored it because we actually thought she'd release it in January.

I mean this is all pure speculation, but there's nothing else to talk about because the bitch isn't doing anything, so ... Chase posted a Doin' Time thing on his story the day NFR dropped, which was promptly taken doen and replaced with buzzing telephone wires, and then right after that, she unfollowed him. So maybe he didn't realise they were over, and she might be doing the same thing with Seany ... she definitely seems the type to just ghost people without explanation. If they were still together, I doubt very much they'd be apart for this amount of time (including Valentine's Day). Grenadine Quarantine or not, she'd visit him, or vice versa. Interstate travel is still allowed in the US, is it not?

The Greatest. I simply do not think it's the greatest. Some of the lyrics are good, but they're cancelled out by equally terrible ones, and sonically, it's a bore.

Is that a ... yellow t-shirt? Lemons, confirmed.