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He's fucking awful - at this point, that's undeniable - and it's for the best, if true

Knowing her, she'll post an entire row of him tomorrow for Valentine's Day

Oooh maybe she just forgot about the other one ....

I'm like a combination of 2 and 6 Always in pyjamas and wanting them to fuck off as soon as possible

Credit to @pincurlsandpearls, @@13bitches and @@movebaby for their contributions!

Someone has to ask the important questions. You're welcome. You're hangry, so you order pizza. Obviously, you have to look presentable enough to answer the door, but standards of presentation vary. Especially with Lanz. Which Lanz do you answer the door as? Vote noew.

She'd better turn up and serve. And win.

Better version of her acceptance speech:

I'm inclined to agree but it also sounds very much like something she'd write. Especially the title and the shit about orange peels. So idk.

I feel like they're about on par, but Tayor's is slightly less crackheaded. So therefore I like Lanz's better, because I'm really into crackheaded stuff.

Considering that he's in a position of power, the implications of this one aren't great, either

Which is really rad, for anyone wondering.

^ She'll probably have a book out before our good sis

Meanwhile, Seany liked this about people getting shot. Cute. https://www.instagram.com/p/B8aG0XLg1X4/?igshid=13hph4ho0lxsc

Leave my Animal Crossing OUT of this! Dotti is my FRIEND.

Today I'm definitely relating to #8. That is all.

Oh, for a moment I thought this was the "Unpopular Opinions" thread because clearly Love is very cute, although I will admit that the first time I listened was whilst watching the mv and I'm a fucking sucker for that aesthetic, so that helps. I guess people in Australia simply have better taste. Amirite @takeitdoen Lust for Life album version is absolute rubbish compared to the demo. I mean there are parts of both that I like, and ideally I'd combine those parts in Audacity or some shit, but I'm dumb so I can't.

He just wanted another excuse to flaunt his famous girlfriend, even if it's just her poorly manicured finger.

Stop trying to interfere with my hallucinations, IRRELEVANT FRIEND!

I can only speculate that she REFUSES to tour Australia again because she's afraid she'll run into Stella and it'll be awkward.

^ Spectacular.

Someone PLEASE print it out and ask her to sign it on tour ... I beg

Okay, @trollbaby I agree 4 is really underrated ... perhaps needs a better pic to boost it, hmmm Psychotic beige ensemble is easily the worst; it srsly looks like what I throw on when I decide I need to go buy food at 11pm

Discuss!