Rorman Nockwell

Yes, she makes herself look like someone's thrice-divorced childless 55-year-old aunt who spends her ex-husbands' money on handbags and holidays in Ibiza, where she has one night stands with 21-year-old Spaniards. She drinks vodka cruisers and shows up to family events dressed inappropriately. Shit, I'm really taking this fanfic thing too far ...

I'm so glad I got here late so *I* didn't have to be the first person to say all the mean stuff, which is what usually happens. I'm honestly scared

That journalist misquoted her; she said White Cop Forever.

Deadass here for it lmao

Doesn't look like there's a seat between her and Jack: https://mobile.twitter.com/lustforurie/status/1220683957420937217

Either +1s have to sit elsewhere, or he isn't going. Either way: good.

Taste! They look like slippers you get at the dollar shop

I (obviously) hate it Next

Why are you on here replying? You should be in Photoshop rn

Yeah hurry up

This is 2020's version of NFR pre-release sis

I just figured you were campaigning early for Worst Taste 2021

When a fight is so big it spans two languages Aries energy

*nicer things I knew I should've used Keanu Reeves ...

I'm not the one repeatedly trying to tell other people what to say/think whilst contributing nothing else at all, King Jay Un. Answered this in my edit. I absolutely do not expect Lana to break up with her boyfriend/give a single fuck that RormanNockwell on LanaBoreds doesn't like her boyfriend. You, however ... seem to think people here are going to listen to you telling them to seek help, and so forth. Otherwise why keep at it? Oh. Do you? Because these are your last posts, in chronological order: 6 minutes later, on the same topic:

Because it's still a challenge for you. You do realise that nobody you're directing your holier-than-thou shit at is going to go, "oh, well if KingJay doesn't approve, then I won't post"? Don't you? Please tell me you do. Cute little edit! Nobody has ever said that she isn't free to date whoever she wants - in fact, many of us, including me, have said the exact opposite. It goes without saying, but I often throw that into posts precisely because people like you misinterpret. We are simply expressing our displeasure, and discussing how this relationship may impact her work, and her life. What exactly is the problem? There are plenty of other threads here; why are you only in this one, if you disapprove? How shocking.

Post something that doesn't involve you policing other users challenge

Anyway, we deserve nice things. It was impossible to find a good quality photo of him at the right angle but I did my best

Lanz do a music or poetry related insta update so we can change the subject and all chill challenge

This thread is lit and if this is it, I had a ball I guess that Elle's not locking it after all

Ruin a relationship? Creative way I spun the situation? Sis, you're giving me wayyyy too much credit, but go off.

I miss her long hair and I miss you, Barrie I miss her good music the most of all I miss Dan's studio in Tennessee where she would go Barrie's last stop before he went home

Yeah, and considering the two of them are splashed all over both their instas rn + are going to the Grammys together, it's not really surprising that people are talking about their relationship on LanaBoreds. Not to mention that her relationships are her main source of inspo for her art, so what's going on with them is relevant. #WhiteCopForever

On his? Yes. Trawling through thousands of comments on your famous girlfriend's insta to find ones about yourself and blocking those? Not really. Imagine how long that must take, considering the majority of her comments are variations of "oH mY gOd LaNa iLySm I'vE sEen YoU 67 tIMeS!"