Rorman Nockwell

oh my god can we lay the rockwell estate holding up the album thing to rest already

didn't we have this conversation like 300 pages ago

Yeah but they have Cha Cha Matcha in NYC so all good, all good.
 
I think her outfit will involve eyeballs. Alessandro is posting lots of eyeballs.

Elizabeth said that the title track + title are so named because she dated a lot of brilliant creative men who knew they were brilliant, so it's making fun of that, which in turn is making fun of what Norman represented. It's less about the word "fucking" than it is about the sentiment, yes, but the "fucking" denotes that it's a joke.
 
If you want to believe that there's some Rockwell conspiracy going on, despite evidence to the contrary, then go right ahead.
 
She would change the title before she would go to war with the Rockwells, imo.

Elizabeth said that the title track + title are so named because she dated a lot of brilliant creative men who knew they were brilliant, so it's making fun of that, which in turn is making fun of what Norman represented. It's less about the word "fucking" than it is about the sentiment, yes, but the "fucking" denotes that it's a joke.
 
If you want to believe that there's some Rockwell conspiracy going on, despite evidence to the contrary, then go right ahead.
 
She would change the title before she would go to war with the Rockwells, imo.

It'll be super sketchy if she doesn't attend, imo. She's the face of the latest Gucci fragrance, Gucci is sponsoring, and both Jared and Alessandro are confirmed as going. 
 
It'd basically be a snub if she didn't go. 

It'll be super sketchy if she doesn't attend, imo. She's the face of the latest Gucci fragrance, Gucci is sponsoring, and both Jared and Alessandro are confirmed as going. 
 
It'd basically be a snub if she didn't go. 

LMFAAOOOOOOO but we love true stories

No, Jaime said she herself missed him, and Barrie said he might see her again one day, I think. 

No, but the guest list is always kept under lock and key ... they reveal the hosts, but not the guests. 
 
The only confirmation will be if she's seen departing LAX or arriving NYC. 

Sorry but my jokes are just going to get worse ... 
 
Lana orders an ice cream from an ice cream truck and then asks the vendor how much it costs. 
 
"The same price as your poetry book," replies the vendor with a smile. 
 
He holds out his hand for Lana to give him $1, but Lana walks away without paying BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POETRY BOOK SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PAY. HAHAHA. 

Sorry but my jokes are just going to get worse ... 
 
Lana orders an ice cream from an ice cream truck and then asks the vendor how much it costs. 
 
"The same price as your poetry book," replies the vendor with a smile. 
 
He holds out his hand for Lana to give him $1, but Lana walks away without paying BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POETRY BOOK SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PAY. HAHAHA. 

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

The "Fucking" constitutes parody, I think, as it's not part of his actual name. 
 
I don't think it's the issue. I think the issue is Elizabeth and no one else. 
 
In any case, I think she'd rename the album rather than fight the Rockwells, because even if she were to win it wouldn't be a good look. 

It'll be super sketchy if she doesn't attend, imo. She's the face of the latest Gucci fragrance, Gucci is sponsoring, and both Jared and Alessandro are confirmed as going. 
 
It'd basically be a snub if she didn't go. 

Sorry but my jokes are just going to get worse ... 
 
Lana orders an ice cream from an ice cream truck and then asks the vendor how much it costs. 
 
"The same price as your poetry book," replies the vendor with a smile. 
 
He holds out his hand for Lana to give him $1, but Lana walks away without paying BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POETRY BOOK SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PAY. HAHAHA. 

The "Fucking" constitutes parody, I think, as it's not part of his actual name. 
 
I don't think it's the issue. I think the issue is Elizabeth and no one else. 
 
In any case, I think she'd rename the album rather than fight the Rockwells, because even if she were to win it wouldn't be a good look. 

It'll be super sketchy if she doesn't attend, imo. She's the face of the latest Gucci fragrance, Gucci is sponsoring, and both Jared and Alessandro are confirmed as going. 
 
It'd basically be a snub if she didn't go. 

No, Jaime said she herself missed him, and Barrie said he might see her again one day, I think. 

Sorry but my jokes are just going to get worse ... 
 
Lana orders an ice cream from an ice cream truck and then asks the vendor how much it costs. 
 
"The same price as your poetry book," replies the vendor with a smile. 
 
He holds out his hand for Lana to give him $1, but Lana walks away without paying BECAUSE THERE IS NO FUCKING POETRY BOOK SO THERE IS NOTHING TO PAY. HAHAHA. 

She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.

You know, people get mad about us dragging her friends, but friends don't let friends go to Hillsong.
 
Not only do these Insta bitches let her go, but they willingly accompany her, and it was likely their idea in the first place. No forgiveness ever.

She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.