Rorman Nockwell

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

We are auditory people ... she should give us an audiobook.
 
I don't care if she releases it on a floppy disk at this point, just give me whatever the fuck it is so that we can all move on to the music.

Just don't say, "anytime is fine" to her because while you will assume sometime this week, Lana will assume sometime in the next 18 months.

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I mean ... "spelling is fun". Really? Really, Taylor? I know that she's about catchy tunes rather than lyrical depth, but Jesus Christ.
 
And not that I've ever paid close attention to either of them, but I really feel like that aesthetic is very similar to Katy's Teenage Dream with all the unicorns and rainbows 'n' shit. That and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

This "no plan" thing is such a bad idea.
 
Look at it this way: she's already pissed heaps of people off by keeping everyone in the dark about the album. Even her casual fans are confused.
 
There's no way she's not going to piss people off with the poetry book. Like the album, it seems very poorly planned. She's hyping the shit out of it on social media and in interviews, but she's indicated that she's only going to sell it in So Cal and that it's going to be $1.
 
So on one hand she's pitching it to her fans worldwide, and then on the other she's planning to release it to a much smaller, local audience.
 
If she only sells it in So Cal, then everyone is going to be fighting over it, most people will miss out and it will lead to mayhem. Many won't be satisfied with an audiobook or digital version.
 
If she changes her mind and sells it everywhere else, then I do not see how she can sell it for $1 ... that isn't viable on a worldwide scale, or even just within the US. Changing the price probably won't piss people off as much as only selling it in So Cal, but the media will have a field day with it because a rich celebrity telling their fans that they'll sell something to them for $1 and then bumping the price up just isn't a good look.
 
If she fucks up the poetry book release, which looks likely for the reasons stated, then next time she has some random idea, or even does another poetry book, everyone's just gonna be like "the fuck ever ...". We all have that one flaky friend who never does what they say they're going to do, and you just end up not giving a fuck when they say something because you know they're likely to let you down. That'll be Lana to her fans.
 
So the way I see it, she's fucked. Maybe she knows she's fucked and the silence is some sort of avoidance mechanism. I know the "no plan" comment related to the album, but all of that ^ is exactly why you plan.
 
I can't wait to see how this all plays out.

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

I'm not Wynwood but I think they might've meant that it's bad, even by Taylor's standards, and that it's better to be left waiting than to have something that's sub-par. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

Honestly this trailer is better to listen to than most of the tracks. 
 
I just gave you my review in the comment above. You're welcome. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I’m sure her fans will eat up any shit she throws at them. She could have a 3 minute song of her humming the alphabet and they'd call it incredible. She needs to quit bubblegum pop it’s pretty stale right now anyway and mature up and start acting her age she’s 29 not 17 anymore.

I might've liked it when I was 12.