Rorman Nockwell

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

This must be how it felt to be on the Titanic after it hit the iceberg, except instead of waiting for someone to release the lifeboats, we're waiting for a lycra-wearing, matcha-sipping, viola-pic-stealing 30-something to release an album. So, totally the same thing, really.

i think bjork melodies are way too complex for her, structurally speaking
but my ass always craved for a Possibly maybe cover

Perfect for Lana; she should feel guilty af

As I've said before, she wants to hope the album is damn good because if it isn't, then even in the most casual fan's mind the consensus will be, "I waited so long for this?". Many fans will forget the specifics but they won't forget that they felt disappointed. 
 
Plus if it's bad then the press will start looking for reasons why and they don't care about the exact timeline. I can totally imagine reading shit like:
 
"Del Rey's latest effort is full of misplaced religious fervour, which isn't surprising given the singer is a member of the controversial Hillsong church" 
 
and
 
"Lyrically, the album holds less substance than one of Del Rey's empty Cha Cha Matcha cups"
 
If you've got it, leak it to me so I can write the full review. 

Idk where to put this and this seemed like the most appropriate thread. It was her friend's birthday yesterday.
 
She looks so happy and fresh.
 

 
https://vk.com/ldrey?w=wall-29173834_296123
Got to wonder if there'd be quite so much videoing going on if Lana wasn't there, though ... everyone except Lana and one other ...

Agreed. When I say they didn't do anything wrong, I meant that they were obviously trying to be complimentary and probably didn't consider the implications of such comments. You're right, it's more of a problem with society as a whole: there is nothing wrong with a 33-year-old woman looking 33. She, and any other woman, doesn't need to look almost half her age to be considered attractive. I don't like the message that that sends to Lana, or to the other (mostly young) people reading those comments.
 
I think she looks about her age, and I also don't think that there is anything at all wrong with that. She's a very attractive 33-year-old woman.

Leaks or no leaks ... she's gonna release it when she wants to. If she won't let her fans' collective outcry have a bearing on it, I can't see why she'd allow leaks to, either. If anything, it might encourage her to release it sooner rather than later. 
 
If I were her and someone leaked my music which I currently had no plan to release, it'd at least make me think about setting a release date, etc. 
 
At least a leak might trigger a response or a statement about the damn album ... at this point we're flatlining and we've got the defibrillator out. 

Okay I just want to preface by saying I'm not criticising anyone here for their comments. There is absolutely nothing wrong with complimenting her appearance. However ...
 
I read so many comments today that said stuff like, "oh you look 17!" and "how youthful" etc ... and I'm not faulting people for making such comments because they didn't do anything wrong, but I don't know if it's beneficial for Lana to be reading those (if she does).
 
There is such pressure on women to stay young ... and for someone in the public eye I'm sure that's amplified by a bazillion. Obviously she does feel that pressure or she wouldn't've had work done, and I wonder if, now that she's in her mid 30s, she worries about how much of her popularity is about her appearance. We, the hardcore stans, stan because of her music and because of who she is as a person, but there absolutely is an element of her fanbase that just like her because she's cute. We've talked a lot about how music doesn't seem to be her priority rn, and about how she's less glamourous, and I just wonder if any of that is coming from her buckling under the pressure of how she appears.
 
You only have to look at the difference in "likes" when she posts a picture of herself, and when she posts something else. For example, that selfie from her poetry book got way more attention than the poems she posted right beside it. I thought that was a little sad.
 
So yeah, I don't know that everyone going on about how young she looks in photos is a good thing for her or for the young people reading those comments, and I wish she'd turn the comments off.

That's what Lana would say; she doesn't appreciate hard work and we've worked hard for 1600 pages
 
Seriously if anyone's got anything, leak it. Shit's tired. 

That's what Lana would say; she doesn't appreciate hard work and we've worked hard for 1600 pages
 
Seriously if anyone's got anything, leak it. Shit's tired. 

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 
 
https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895
 
If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 
 
https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895
 
If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 
 
https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895
 
If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

I know, but the timing was amusing. 

People are saying that that's a Kabbalah bracelet on her wrist in the dog pic ... I thought it was a hair tie lol

Also random af but I assumed that that pic she posted of the violas back in January was hers and yesterday I did a Google search for "violet flowers" for a web project I'm doing and that pic is like the 5th result: 
 
https://www.thespruce.com/growing-violas-1402895
 
If sis can't be bothered scrolling past the first 5 Google image results to steal a pic of violas, then she can't be bothered releasing an album smh. #flawlesslogic

after all, how someone does one thing is how they do everything 

It'll leak. 
 
Someone's got something. 100%. 

That's what Lana would say; she doesn't appreciate hard work and we've worked hard for 1600 pages
 
Seriously if anyone's got anything, leak it. Shit's tired.