Rorman Nockwell

Critics: Her best work to date
Stans: Delete it fat

reeks of capitalist hollywood

lana may be keeping us waiting for too long but at least shes not releasing music like taylor swifts new single

Honestly this trailer is better to listen to than most of the tracks. 
 
I just gave you my review in the comment above. You're welcome. 

It's sooo depressing that every other artist is releasing music rn and all we have is a pic of our sis with a dalmatian. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

I might've liked it when I was 12. 

We're talkin' and talkin' and talkin' it up
And the frustration is heightening
And we all wish that she would just
Say something enlightening

"I don't have a plan and it's kinda fun"  is actually a perfect plan to emotionally destabilise a fan base. 

she’s gonna post about marinas album today then we won’t hear from her until May i guarantee it. i’ll be surprised if she does anything otherwise /:

we were cheated and that's a FACT

Me buying NFR on release day after calling for it to leak and telling myself I wouldn’t buy it
 

We are auditory people ... she should give us an audiobook.
 
I don't care if she releases it on a floppy disk at this point, just give me whatever the fuck it is so that we can all move on to the music.

i'm afraid we're already in the end of april

We're talkin' and talkin' and talkin' it up
And the frustration is heightening
And we all wish that she would just
Say something enlightening

I'll recover. Now where tf is it 

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Yes false options to provoke choosing an option marketing 101 that AND ask someone on her team about it, so they'll ask her, to make her think it was her idea all along. I swear we're on to something   
 
 
edit: Lycra? As in, for sports clothes, and leggings? I c u, getting all the bases covered 

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

"Lycra Literature"
 
We can invent 10 fake bookshops and hope she takes the bait for one. We're so brilliant.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Just don't say, "anytime is fine" to her because while you will assume sometime this week, Lana will assume sometime in the next 18 months.

Weekends are for Insta baddie activities, not updates.
 
Maybe we should pretend to be a bookshop in Silver Lake and post on that Insta post where she asked for bookshops that wanted to sell her book ... at least we can find out if she's ready to sell the damn book.
 
We'll tell her the shop is called "Booklyn Baby". Not suspicious at all.

Isn't it like 2pm in California? And sis sometimes posts really late ... just let me be delusional pls