Thunder Revenant

As already said before - there is no excuse for playing any BtD song but Summertime Sadness and Video Games. Born To Die and Blue Jeans should be optional tracks for a setlist but that's it. The shows are played to audiences featuring over-obsessive-stans either way, so there is no reason to bring the "bUt BtD iS hEr mOsT pOpUlAr aLbUm". EVERY other artists switches their live-sets to mainly new songs when they release an album. For Lana it's a highlight if she decides to perform MTWBT 3 years after it's release and if she "adds some spice" to her setlist it means she's doing Lolita or OTTR The worst thing is when she comes around with the "the band has not learned the track yet" excuse. Her instrumentals aren't that complex and if the band was actually not able to learn those new songs, she should ditch them. Maybe her vocals have improved, but every tour after the Paradise-tour was a big decline. By now, she has those annoying backgroundforeground-dancers that do cringy moves while Lana herself performs the most commitment-issues-loaded, half-assed version of the "choreo". And she barely even sings and lets the backing vox do all the work. But then, most of the fans are only there to celebrate their stan-ism, to shout and cry and sing along and behave like a child. I can see why there is not really any use in putting effort into performing. If she actually hits some great notes, noone will hear it because they all scream their lungs out with their pathetic YAAAAASS-ing anyway.

She does not ride it though. The NFR horse dies in the back while she behaves like a cringy teen on her social media and posts pics of her it-gurl friends, who look like the most unlikeable people in the world EVER.

Can't change the truth. OAHAOOOAHRRRRRRRNG OAHOAHOAHOAHRNNNNG

Judging by how basic her music and visuals are during that era, the basic name-change is fitting

She managed to completely lose the "Lana Del Rey aura" she established during BtD - HM. The process started during LfL and now that she behaves like a generic rich16yo white gurl on instagram it's come full circle. Nothing artistic or mysterious left, I actually mostly cringe whenever I see any of her posts. To make it even worse, she proves to be the most laziest person in the world with her visuals lately and is a boring, lazy sh*t when it comes to giving us some pretty basic informations about the album she teased like hell during the last year.

OoOoOArANGggEEE Now I know wjy y'all talk abot being deaf. This is terrible.

The popularity argument is so f*cking stupid by now. Her shows sell out because her batshit obsessive fans buy tickets. There is no reason to just be playing "tHe PoPulAr aLbUm". Besides this, other artists constantly change up their setlists aswell. She's just fucking lazy, that's it. There is no valid reason to perform any BtD song apart from Summertime Sadness and Video Games by now anymore.

Lol u actually think it's bad that people can't get their way with violence? Get off tge edgetrain pls

Wow she really LEAPT from grace. First her songs became the definition of uninspired mainstream boredom and now she also does those vacation-resort-commercial-music videos that are usually reserved for soulless DJ-features.

They refer to some more upbeat tracks to play after Mariners/VG

Sorry but where is the connection between this and his post?

I choke everytime someone calls LfL political. Embarassing

Haha, y'all worrying about a tracklist. How cute. As if we'd ever get one ...

It's against all logics of the language system to randomly call someone a poet because they wrote some super bad haikus and cringy firstgrader poems. It's like calling a horse a chair because you can sit on it.

She just suprise released Darkest Hour through a YGT live premier. It's one of the new songs she recently performed, so I guess those already belonged to the "new" album she made after scrapping her first concept of a sophomore release. It's a beautiful song. Maybe not THE highlight of her discography but still so gooooooooood. It strays away from the cinematic sound of Children Of SIlk/ ISON/ The Calling and returns to the more urban sound of The Suspended Kid and songs like Observer. Who?

I neither care for a magazine photoshoot nor the pretentious poetry book at this point. Just announce/release some music, the tracklist, the album cover or anything else NFR-related

Venice Bitch is one of the three songs from NFR that were not cancelled, so I guess it's ok.

Such a sad way to degress from the lyricism of The Family Jewels to this watered down, already-aged mainstream bs. If you have to make up for your lacking lyrics by giving tryhard-woke interviews in order to promote your album, you know you went the wrong way.

Wait, y'all have problems with the Tesla Mom Car line? Not the kindergarten "We take walks in parks and around golf courses" intro or the cringy way she rhymes "moon" and "afternoon" or the most awkward "now it’s time to grow down" part? Ouch.

IDK about you, but I love her ART. Not here because I subscribed to the random-rich-LA-chick-blog. It's cool if she's happy, but if that gets us terribly bad "pOeMs" like those, I can still think it's terribly bad.

Whatever it is, it sounds like a 13yo who's trying hard to write a poem would post on her tumblr. Yikes

haha, those salty replies are just proving my point though. If the shoe fits, you should wear it

The fact peopke use this as their smalltalk-thread where they talk about their favourite coffee, topics that have their own thread and get triggered when someone calls them out for it is pretty much the answer to "Why is Ben hating on us OMFG?"

The scent smells really really bad. Such a shame, the commercial was so f*cking good.

Ok cute but it's not a single so idc