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I love this. This sounds Lynchian and beautiful. I know I'm too hyped and everything but it shits all over UV (the track) and pretty much the whole album   
Her voice is steady and on point, the BTD dramatic strings are BACK ("Mr. Born to Lose" gave me feels too  )
 
It's less repetitive sounding then I thought it would be, but the rest of the album needs to have songs that are even less repetitive than this

smh double posting mess

We're about to find out 

muddy trap energy!!!! we're finally getting Lana's Dark Horse

I love, love, love the song. BUT

 
They don't like the song. It's not a big deal. Opinions, assholes, and all that. it's not "disrespectful" to decide you don't like something. If I go to a restaurant and I hate the food, it's not "disrespectful" because the chef spent time on it. 

14 tracks on Honeymoon!
 
"Here it is, the first and title track off my record - Honeymoon. In some ways I feel it's where the record begins and ends... there are so many other tracks on the record, 13 others to be exact - Some with a muddy trap energy and some inspired by late-night Miles Davis drives... But I love this song because it encapsulates all of the things that come naturally to me."

Not everybody needs to like everything Lana does

Cedric Gervais has to save huntymoon!!!!!!11!1!!1!

I love this. This sounds Lynchian and beautiful. I know I'm too hyped and everything but it shits all over UV (the track) and pretty much the whole album   
Her voice is steady and on point, the BTD dramatic strings are BACK ("Mr. Born to Lose" gave me feels too  )
 
It's less repetitive sounding then I thought it would be, but the rest of the album needs to have songs that are even less repetitive than this

Lana just pm'ed me here and said she wants my account deleted and all my posts removed.

It's so Lynchian and I love it so much. I love the idea of this bring the opening track and the rest of the album sounding like that hauntingly beautiful outro. Lana has somehow outdone herself again

y'all acting like she stabbed a baby
she literally licked a donut. i did that this morning
 
ALSO business has tripled at that shop
queen of supporting small businesses

"JK, it's about our friend Lizzy who is a friend of Carly's. She's been looking for an apartment for about three years and her parents are starting to get worried. So we wrote a song for her parents."

I have a theory that she's given up on europe specifically because she can't be assed to actually do promo there anymore "What? Perform? AND I have to travel how many hours to do it? ugh. Hell no" -Lizzy "where's my sugar, daddy?" Grant.
 
And woah, people talked about how delusional and screwy post UV fans would be? Huntymoon is already serving tin foil flower crown realness

I have a theory that she's given up on europe specifically because she can't be assed to actually do promo there anymore "What? Perform? AND I have to travel how many hours to do it? ugh. Hell no" -Lizzy "where's my sugar, daddy?" Grant.
 
And woah, people talked about how delusional and screwy post UV fans would be? Huntymoon is already serving tin foil flower crown realness

I want cheeky, precocious, toying with the boys Lolita/OOTR/TIWMUG/Kinda Outta Luck Lana. There weren't any tracks on UV that gave me life like those, even though I know a lot of people don't like TIWMUG. I think MTWBT has that potential.
 
Is the whole fandom opposed to bops now? I'm the saddest girl in town irl but jeez, you can only do so much twirling around in fur and diamonds waiting for daddies to flock. I don't want Lana to be a one trick pony. We know she's capable of so much more than that, We know she's interested in being so much more then that.

You guys are forgetting about the most important post
Meet Francesco Ravioli, he shot the album cover and his fingers taste like baked ziti

I love it when you rant like this daddy

You see, there are two kinds of promo:
 
Interesting one, which consists of video/music snippets, new songs, new photoshoots, album covers, tracklists, radio or TV interviews/ performances, music videos and live premieres
 
And then there are pointless/awkward selfies, information about the staff when we haven't even got a glimpse on something they produced, information on non interesting staff members. Oh, and stuff that won't be released either way or at least not very soon.
All of this background stuff becomes interesting after you saw anything from the final product.
 
Since Lana's only really fond of the second kind of promo, it's understandable that all the fans who love her because of her music are disappointed so far.
Only the delusional "I care for Lana as a person even though I don't know her"-, the "I can wait and pretend I enjoy every unnececary news on her"- and the "Lana doesn't need to do promo brcause she's so special"-fans enjoy this boring stuff.
 
Lana should get her sh*t together and start to do something non-tryhard-nstagram-hipster.

Not me. I love that Lana, Kinda Outta Luck, TIWMUG and Dangerous Girl  are my favorite songs to jam while driving. I want more  of that fun Lana toying with boys.

well shit, at least you tried

For me, the issue of Honeymoon is just not an interesting concept. I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities. Whenever people bring up Honeymoon, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested