Cuntrol

It’s so obvious it hurts 

I don't understand why Texas Hold Em is so popular (other than "this ain't Texas" as a sound clip for pro-abortion TTs, LOL. As it should be), 16 Carriages is clearly the supreme single 😭. It reminds me of that self titled emotion, vs a shitty country "fan service" (but like... not her fans looool, racist country radio stations in Texas apparently refused to play it initially despite the numbers) If the album has variety then scratch this take. Also I stg if this isn't Act II, I'm having a stroke

Does anyone *actually* think she's dropping H4U in under a week...? 😭 idk what she means by "secured", like, this bitch doesn't even have her own name secured on streaming sites, STILL... How is this going to work when there's half a dozen twinks actively posting songs as her, even as of literally this week when one posted as her on YT music 💀
 
Oh also those of you thinking she HAD to have AATW on it, yet not Iconic, after she literally said she was trying to just collect her coins. Y'all are delulu as fuck (or were before the "tracklist"), but the point remains, that's truly insane and y'all should maybe take stock in your logical abilities 💅

Have y'all been drunk for the last, idk, 3+ yrs of Charli releases? She wizened up just like Caroline and other PCM babes that doing timezones based releases meant losing like a whole ass day of the most streams on release day/period because NZ release just = "leak" and mp3 listening for the rest of us lol. I can't even remember the last time she did that kind of drop vs global (which is like 10-11am pacific on release day ime, idk/c the other zones). Actually I think I do, singles era pre-Charli, no? Idk about that album, it leaked or whatever right before release 
 
Oh also someone said the "album cover" took only 30 minutes which cracked me up. Biiiitch, please, even 30 seconds would be way longer than that placeholder would take to make 💀. Also I don't know how y'all think that's the actual cover, lmfao. When has she ever dropped a cover like 4-6 months early 😵‍💫 let alone an upscaled MS Paint cover, that's actually insane 
 
Oh AND sucks to be y'all who ruined Venereal Disease by being dumb and listening to all the snippets constantly. That's on you, you knew exactly what you were doing, I saw people telling you to stop and you didn't. After tease #2 it was pretty clear it wasn't a long song, so I stopped listening to more. Fucking love the track, perfect length, amazing energy. Idk how you gays didn't learn from Good Ones' rollout, Crash in general, or all of Charli's rollout. 🤣 Fool me 4-7 times... Maybe you're the problem (but yeah this release schedule is garbage, regardless 😭. If this album comes out after June, it's basically an aggravated hate crime)

Have y'all been drunk for the last, idk, 3+ yrs of Charli releases? She wizened up just like Caroline and other PCM babes that doing timezones based releases meant losing like a whole ass day of the most streams on release day/period because NZ release just = "leak" and mp3 listening for the rest of us lol. I can't even remember the last time she did that kind of drop vs global (which is like 10-11am pacific on release day ime, idk/c the other zones). Actually I think I do, singles era pre-Charli, no? Idk about that album, it leaked or whatever right before release 
 
Oh also someone said the "album cover" took only 30 minutes which cracked me up. Biiiitch, please, even 30 seconds would be way longer than that placeholder would take to make 💀. Also I don't know how y'all think that's the actual cover, lmfao. When has she ever dropped a cover like 4-6 months early 😵‍💫 let alone an upscaled MS Paint cover, that's actually insane 
 
Oh AND sucks to be y'all who ruined Venereal Disease by being dumb and listening to all the snippets constantly. That's on you, you knew exactly what you were doing, I saw people telling you to stop and you didn't. After tease #2 it was pretty clear it wasn't a long song, so I stopped listening to more. Fucking love the track, perfect length, amazing energy. Idk how you gays didn't learn from Good Ones' rollout, Crash in general, or all of Charli's rollout. 🤣 Fool me 4-7 times... Maybe you're the problem (but yeah this release schedule is garbage, regardless 😭. If this album comes out after June, it's basically an aggravated hate crime)

me too so what

I heard 16 carriages on radio like an hour or so ago