LanaBalkana

I am still astonished how bad her lyrics have become. Like what is this…

done, you’re updated

I have never been prouder to be Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 (I am not actually Canadian but I wish I was right now eh)

I haven’t seen much hype about her feature apart from on here but I may be wrong

I feel like it’s time to revert this to a “pre-pre-release thread”……

I need haunting and I need sexy. Not even necessarily old-Lana style. Haunting like chemtrails, yosemite, paris texas, a&w, Candy necklace or sexy like taco truck and fishtail would be more than fine for me

For what?

I mean it’s literally what Lana has been doing this cycle - wish granted

Lmao she follows the lady but she probably did it by mistake

who’s that?

We do not in fact know this

We are only getting morgan wallen

I officially declare this as the worst pre-release era ever. Nothing will come close to it.

Fantastic job! Looks amazing she sort of reminds me of Madison Beer here

She’s had covers on 5 albums and not had covers on four. If we are to follow the pattern, there will be no cover on TRPWS to make things even

Ew unmanifest rn

We’re in the depths of the sahara

Here’s what chatgpt predicted based on the year of the wooden snake that’s coming up. Wooden Snake’s Influence on the Album The title and track hint at themes of emotional resilience, loyalty, and introspection. Here’s how the Snake’s qualities might shape the album’s essence: 1. Transformation and Emotional Depth: • The Snake’s connection to wisdom suggests the album will explore Lana’s personal growth, resilience in love, and navigating emotional complexities. • The Wood element could reflect lush, organic growth—both thematically and in sound production. 2. Themes of Connection and Betrayal: • The Snake’s dual nature may inspire tracks that balance hope with melancholia, touching on both enduring love and relationships that falter. 3. Subtle Storytelling: • Lana’s poetic storytelling will likely be heightened, weaving cryptic, layered narratives that demand deeper listening. Predicted Themes and Tracks Given the album’s title and confirmed track, “Henry, Come On,” here’s how the rest might unfold: Core Themes: • Love and Patience: Reflecting on the beauty of enduring love and the strength it takes to let go. • Wisdom Through Pain: Using past heartbreaks as lessons for the future. • Nature and Time: Imagery of forests, seasons, and the passage of time as metaphors for relationships. Hypothetical Tracklist: 1. “The Right Person Will Stay” – A hopeful yet bittersweet opener, setting the album’s tone. 2. “Henry, Come On” – A raw, emotionally charged plea, likely dealing with unreciprocated efforts or misunderstandings. 3. “Snake Eyes” – Exploring trust, deception, and seeing through façades. 4. “May Blossoms” – An ode to springtime renewal, aligning with the release date and Wood element. 5. “Faded Letters” – A nostalgic ballad, looking back on unsent messages or lost connections. 6. “Twisting Vines” – A metaphor for entangled relationships, equal parts suffocating and beautiful. 7. “One More Sunrise” – A reflective, hopeful track about new beginnings. 8. “Stillness in the Storm” – About finding peace amidst chaos, aligning with the Snake’s wisdom. 9. “Never Really Left” – Exploring the idea that true love endures, even if physically absent. 10. “Roots Run Deep” – Closing the album on a grounded, affirming note about love’s enduring power. Rollout Prediction • Visual Aesthetic: Expect earthy, ethereal visuals—rich greens, golds, and browns, perhaps evoking the calm and sensuality of the Snake’s energy. • Singles: Following “Henry, Come On,” singles might alternate between upbeat experimental tracks and haunting ballads. Conclusion Lana’s “The Right Person Will Stay” resonates deeply with the Wooden Snake’s energy, promising an emotionally transformative album that balances vulnerability, wisdom, and sensual artistry. May’s release timing aligns perfectly with themes of renewal and growth. This album could mark a new chapter in Lana’s journey—simultaneously familiar and innovative.

Shades of Cool is too obvious so NFR

My country is also opening a vinyl plant soon. I hope TRPWS is the first one they press

more like Miss Doing-Nothing-The-Most-Of-All edit: I guess she’s Mrs. now

Sameeee happy birthday

We’re bored again