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Let’s be real, she prob doesn’t even know these remixes exist edit: yay, page 700 of absolutely nothing

Yeah cuz the general public lacks taste. Disease is miles better than Stupid Love and like 95% of Chromatica…

This. Like girl, is this how you’re spending your honeymoon??

This is not even going to get nominated

Okay so no lasso until end-2025, got it

just heard it, that’s so Lanaesque. Imagine if there’s a collab

8 days till Lasso is released in September

I’m so fucking bored. At least during NFR pre-release I could play cinnamon and happiness snippets on repeat.

Have a great evening and thanks

Okay Momala smashed Trump Lana, drop the single!

White Dress 102 COTCC 95 Tulsa Jesus Freak 18 i just want my girl cotcc to win

Second confirmation of the perfume drop for Billie’s brand

She’s actually planning on scrapping Lasso if Trump loses because it’s a pro-Trump album and she would be in mourning.

White Dress 104 COTCC 56 Tulsa Jesus Freak 14 Dark But Just A Game 42

Sirens 4 The Phenomena of Lizzy Grant 2 No Kung Fu 5 Kill Kill 4 AKA 6 Born to Die 5 Paradise 5 Tropico EP (movie score) 4 Tropico (scrapped album) 7 Ultraviolence 14 Honeymoon 10 Lust For Life 7 NFR! 8 VBBOTG 5 COTCC 6 Blue Banisters 5 Ocean Blvd 6

She seems to love that album a lot for someone who only sings bartender from it

You can’t be serious

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim. Beyonce and Shakira will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge.

I’m 90% sure that the Jinn Within is a song title (if the insider is legit). She must have been playing AC Mirage backstage at Reading while being late

This please!!!!

I think the funniest thing with Lana is that she changes her mind so much that any insider real or fake can then say “well she just scrapped that, changed this” etc and we will never know the truth

Meanwhile Lana waiting for Kamala to win like

@JinnWithin If Kamala wins, is there a timeline for the release of the record?

I find it really funny how Jack said that he’s super excited about Lasso, that they’ve been doing amazing stuff etc and meanwhile Lana is like “yeah sure whatevs”

I know not to trust her and yet I am still annoyed so now I don’t expect any new song until mid-2025 cuz she’s a liar. If she drops something, I would be pleasantly surprised.