LanaBalkana

I officially declare this as the worst pre-release era ever. Nothing will come close to it.

Fantastic job! Looks amazing she sort of reminds me of Madison Beer here

She’s had covers on 5 albums and not had covers on four. If we are to follow the pattern, there will be no cover on TRPWS to make things even

Ew unmanifest rn

We’re in the depths of the sahara

Here’s what chatgpt predicted based on the year of the wooden snake that’s coming up. Wooden Snake’s Influence on the Album The title and track hint at themes of emotional resilience, loyalty, and introspection. Here’s how the Snake’s qualities might shape the album’s essence: 1. Transformation and Emotional Depth: • The Snake’s connection to wisdom suggests the album will explore Lana’s personal growth, resilience in love, and navigating emotional complexities. • The Wood element could reflect lush, organic growth—both thematically and in sound production. 2. Themes of Connection and Betrayal: • The Snake’s dual nature may inspire tracks that balance hope with melancholia, touching on both enduring love and relationships that falter. 3. Subtle Storytelling: • Lana’s poetic storytelling will likely be heightened, weaving cryptic, layered narratives that demand deeper listening. Predicted Themes and Tracks Given the album’s title and confirmed track, “Henry, Come On,” here’s how the rest might unfold: Core Themes: • Love and Patience: Reflecting on the beauty of enduring love and the strength it takes to let go. • Wisdom Through Pain: Using past heartbreaks as lessons for the future. • Nature and Time: Imagery of forests, seasons, and the passage of time as metaphors for relationships. Hypothetical Tracklist: 1. “The Right Person Will Stay” – A hopeful yet bittersweet opener, setting the album’s tone. 2. “Henry, Come On” – A raw, emotionally charged plea, likely dealing with unreciprocated efforts or misunderstandings. 3. “Snake Eyes” – Exploring trust, deception, and seeing through façades. 4. “May Blossoms” – An ode to springtime renewal, aligning with the release date and Wood element. 5. “Faded Letters” – A nostalgic ballad, looking back on unsent messages or lost connections. 6. “Twisting Vines” – A metaphor for entangled relationships, equal parts suffocating and beautiful. 7. “One More Sunrise” – A reflective, hopeful track about new beginnings. 8. “Stillness in the Storm” – About finding peace amidst chaos, aligning with the Snake’s wisdom. 9. “Never Really Left” – Exploring the idea that true love endures, even if physically absent. 10. “Roots Run Deep” – Closing the album on a grounded, affirming note about love’s enduring power. Rollout Prediction • Visual Aesthetic: Expect earthy, ethereal visuals—rich greens, golds, and browns, perhaps evoking the calm and sensuality of the Snake’s energy. • Singles: Following “Henry, Come On,” singles might alternate between upbeat experimental tracks and haunting ballads. Conclusion Lana’s “The Right Person Will Stay” resonates deeply with the Wooden Snake’s energy, promising an emotionally transformative album that balances vulnerability, wisdom, and sensual artistry. May’s release timing aligns perfectly with themes of renewal and growth. This album could mark a new chapter in Lana’s journey—simultaneously familiar and innovative.

Shades of Cool is too obvious so NFR

My country is also opening a vinyl plant soon. I hope TRPWS is the first one they press

more like Miss Doing-Nothing-The-Most-Of-All edit: I guess she’s Mrs. now

Sameeee happy birthday

We’re bored again

This. It’s as if a woman is just a projection of the political beliefs of her husband. Come on guys, even fucking melania is pro-choice

I don’t think she necessarily leans republican. She endorsed biden just four years ago. Eight years ago she was very vocal against trump and kanye. When she talks about “morals and values”, I don’t think she talks about political positions. Rather, I think she talks about the hypocrisy, addiction to scandal and honestly outright crime that has penetrated hollywood. Yes, it may sound conspiratorial and qanon-y to talk about the evil celebrity elites, but I think the recent diddy scandals (which are just the cherry on top) are a perfect example of this. And I think this is one of the reasons why the democrats lost this year - it is the average joe’s instinct to reject the said “elites” and be suspicious of them. Republicans offered that (in words) while democrats embraced beyonce. Lana was very open about this in Dark but Just a Game and I think her interactions with many celebrities are what shaped her views rather than her suddenly turning anti-gay, baptist maga pro-lifer

TRPWS mood board https://x.com/thesoggyblanket/status/1861451044024090877?s=46&t=2ZlqXvugj8ckFX3REiYDIA

Jeremy will buy so much steaks for the gators

That’s why I don’t get people obsessing over charts, flops, lack of promo etc. the lady is living the dream - she gets to be lazy, show up every once in a while and then sell out literally one of the biggest stadiums in the world just like that. Arguably her marrying an alligator guy, her waffle house shift and the long-ass name of Tunnel had more of an impact on the culture than any of her recent songs. She continues to appeal precisely because she’s not overpolished like other pop girlies.

Yeah the two sections will also likely use different entrances/exits for crowd control

I can’t believe I am going to see Lana at fucking Wembley

Just fyi, the seats behind the stage are unlikely to be released for sale. Most concerts stop around 532-533

I also got the code! But in general I don’t think it will sell out that quickly. Maybe the presale will because of bots and limited numbers but I’m sure the demand is not that great for a big stadium tour across the Isles.

Am I the only one without a fking code

These arguments are way more basic and pretty outdated than the album’s title. Grow up and move on and let people express their emotions however they want.

She is definitely trolling lmao she knows the designs are half-assed and just wants to make fans feel guilty for “disrespecting” her or her family

I have now had time to process it and here are a few thoughts: 1. super excited that it is coming and May doesn’t seem so far away. 2. I really like the name, I think it’s quite pleasant 3. the cover is not great but I do like the handwritten font, hope she keeps that for whatever cover is the real one 4. On her tour announcement she had added “born to be wild” which gives me hopes for a more bluesy, rocky southern sound. 5. I hope we get a good mix of simple and deeper songs