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  4. Posted

    10 minutes ago, selfbeyondtheory said:

    my last post in this thread is my ranking....... soooo:

     

    1. A&W

    2. Peppers

    3. Candy Necklace

    4. Did you know...

    5. The Grants

    6. Let The Light In

    7. Sweet

    8. Fingertips

    9. Taco Truck

    10. Grandfather

    11. Kintsugi

    12. Judah Smith Interlude

    13. Jon Batiste Interlude

    14. Paris Texas

    15. Margaret

    16. Fishtail

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    5 minutes ago, kuntsugi said:

    we still don't know wtf DNC means

    That’s probably the song she replaced with Candy Necklace 🤭

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  10. Posted

    2 hours ago, Xenoblade 2 said:

    This fanfiction. Honeymoon was her worst performing album by that point (and still is if you omit COCC and BB:eartha:). Lust For Life resurrected her commercially. The singles performed well. The album too. Not to mention a Grammy nomination. If you’re talking about debut numbers, yes it was lower (by a few thousands) but it ended selling much better than Honeymoon overall. Norman debuted even lower. It’s now one of her best selling albums.

     

    Honeymoon was her worst selling album pre-NFR.

    Honeymoon apologists LOVE to shit on LFL for whatever reason but in reality it put her back on the map for a lot of people when she was almost surely considered to be "over" after Honeymoon.

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  11. Posted

    29 minutes ago, wilting daisy said:

    i hate how people are now using that quote to justify hating fingertips like "well even lana said it sucks!" which is clearly not what she meant but of course the fingertips haters don't care.

     

    Spoiler

    Fingertips and/or Kintsugi could have easily been split into multiple parts and replace the pointless interludes.

     

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  15. Posted

    3 hours ago, MrFameKills said:

    Tracklist if Lana sat with it for two more days

     

     

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    Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard Peal Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard (I Just Wish I Had A Friend Like Him)

     

    1. When You Leave All You Take is Your Memories - And I'm Gonna Take Mine of You With Me (Mind of You with Me)

    2. Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard Peal Watch Me On Ring A Bell Psycho Lifeguard (I Just Wish I Had A Friend Like Him)

    3. You'll Find Me Where No One Else Will Be - In The Sweet North Country (Sweet & Barefeet)

    4. Did You A Singer Could Still Be Looking Like A Sidepiece at Thirty Three? & JIMMY JIMMY

    5. Help me, God, i wanna be a man of love, a man of lust, but you gotta do that!

    6. I'm Obssed With This, All His Candy Necklaces (The Young & Restless)

    7. Honey, oh, honey, give me my soul, oh! (Early in the mornin' hey)

    8. By The 3rd of March I Was Cracked Open (There's a Name for it in Japanese - it's Kintsugi)

    9. They say there's irony in the music, it's a tragedy...i...see nothing Greek in it (Mausoleum)

    10. When you know, you know, it's time to go. When you're home, you're home, when you're alone.

    11. Grandfather

    12. Screw it, maybe you should go record some other songs (Let the light it, i'm at your backdoor yelling cuz i wanna come in)

    13. Baby when your love is in trouble (It kinda makes me laugh, running down that path when you're good as gold)

    14. You Wanted Me Sadder - Fishtail, What's The Matter? (Skinny Dip In Your Mind)

    15. Fuck it, gonna give a show, i open up the blinds (Hands On Your Knees)

    16. Even Though It Seems I've Gotten Better - I Can Be Violent Too (Jealous of your love)

     

     

    Screaming 😂😂😂

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  16. Posted

    8 hours ago, itsmarvinabel said:

    Lmao I thought I was the only one going crazy about this—pretty sure Neil/Kaiman are have a laugh at us trying to replicate their work.

     

    The y's in the title and name are definitely custom, but the rest are Turista Gorda NF with character height increased by 10%. Meanwhile, the producer names are at 120% height with about -7 tracking value, and featured artists' names at 110% height and -2 tracking. And my god, the subtitles are all set at different height and tracking values lol

     

    I recreated the template I made sometime ago, to try to have it match up exactly with the text on the standard cover lol

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    I will never understand why they always have to modify tiny parts of the font. I'm guessing they really just do it to fuck with us or to make it harder to replicate. 💀

     

    Anyway, if you want to, we could collaborate on a definite version of the font. Maybe there's something else I've missed.

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  17. Posted

    Track List if Lana didn't try to be pretentious:

    Spoiler

    A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

    1. Memories
    2. Don't Forget Me
    3. Sweet
    4. American Whore
    5. Judah Smith Interlude
    6. Candy Necklaces
    7. Jon Batiste Interlude
    8. Kintsugi
    9. Two Seconds to Cry
    10. Suitcase (feat. SYML)
    11. Three White Butterflies
    12. Let the Light In (feat. Father John Misty)
    13. Margaret (feat. Bleachers)
    14. Fishtail
    15. Skinnydip (feat. Tommy Genesis)
    16. Lanita / Venice Bitch, Pt. 2

     

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  19. Posted

    5 minutes ago, Rico25 said:

    These quotation marks on her merch bother me :bebe:

    Like why are they around only one part of the title :eartha2:

    Cause lbr it’s the only part that matters. I hate how long the album title is. The “Did you know that there's a…” portion really wasn’t necessary.

    Just how “Grandfather…” easily could have had a shorter title.

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  20. Posted

    11 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

    this is what makes us girls remains her best closing track :clapback:

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    Speaking of… (I know slightly off-topic)

     

    Born to Die's track list is really messy and I only listen to it in this order:

    1. Born to Die
    2. Blue Jeans
    3. Diet Mountain Dew
    4. This Is What Makes Us Girls
    5. Carmen
    6. Lolita
    7. Off to the Races
    8. Million Dollar Man
    9. National Anthem
    10. Radio
    11. Without You
    12. Summertime Sadness
    13. Dark Paradise
    14. Video Games
    15. Lucky Ones
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  22. Posted

    2 hours ago, DCooper said:

    Fingertips

     

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    is literally the emotional climax of the album and perhaps her whole career lol, it is the essential track of the record.

     

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    What exactly is so heartbreaking about it? She's essentially talking about the same stuff she mentioned in Wildflower Wildfire, minus the melody that usually elevates the emotional quality of the song.

    I personally cannot connect to it on an emotional level because I need lyrics and melodies in combination for that to happen. I find it difficult to connect to written art/poetry as well. It’s the melody that does it for me.

    Calling Fingertips the emotional climax or THE essential song is almost like calling Burnt Norton the centerpiece of Honeymoon.

     

     

    7 minutes ago, love deluxe said:

    excuse me, but this is the did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd album pre-release thread. i believe you’re looking for the paradise ep / album post-release thread!

    Or the thread for unpopular opinions.

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  24. Posted

    As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.

    All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.

     

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    The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.

    The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

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    In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.

     

    I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.

     

    ENJOY!

     

    https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html

     

     

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  25. Posted

    2 minutes ago, #FreeCandyNecklace said:

    I love the people refusing to stop complaining about piano-led songs as if pianos aren't one of, like, the key instruments in songwriting and music production across all genres and eras of music :eek3:

    Pianos are cheesy imo.
    They are nice every now and then but they don’t need to be the only audible instrument within a song.

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