Crazy Husband Thief

5 minutes ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

i was joking when I said this but I actually really would not be surprised like this is smth she would totally do…….. 

the only way she could save me from

Please let this be an orphan single or for a side project. I can’t take another shitty country album! 😭😭😭

5 hours ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

Lana is working for an animal shelter and has just caught a stray pitbull in the street!

 

Sweet in bare feet, you can find me where no one will be

Lana talks about how she took a foot bath in the chocolate fountain at a party.

Oh, writin' in blood on my walls and shit

19 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

i'll get the game back on track lol, i'll use a non-lana lyric!

 

i want to hold the hand inside you

9 hours ago, bigspender said:

there are many foul ways you can take this one and i’m having a hard time figuring how i should play this 

when someone’s holding their hand in their shirt because it’s warm and you put yours in there too to hold it 💕💗

 

we don’t need no bag of ice cause that’s for party poopers 

Both of you fucked this up even more.

The game works like this:

Post 1:

Wrong interpretation of the line above

Next line from a Lana song to interpret

Post 2:

Wrong interpretation of the line above

Next line from a Lana song to interpret

I will now choose a line from a Lana song for anyone to interpret. The next person will interpret it and then choose the next line.

"Oh, writin' in blood on my walls and shit"

7 hours ago, JonBatisteInterlude said:

when somebody asks what the Nike slogan is

Just do it

This is not how the game works 😅

36 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

This song and lyric was from when she was dating Sean Larkin and she'd go with him on excursions to the county jail and laugh at all the people who couldn't afford bail

She followed this up by posing outside a jail with Jack Donoghue as a "fuck you Sean, now I go to jail with someone else" message

"You try to push me out but I just find my way back in"

 

She's singing from the perspective of her feces that wouldn’t get out when she was constipated.

"My cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme and all of my peaches"

I was excited for this and I enjoy quite a large bunch of Ari's music but this is just straight up garbage.

How many more 90s house tracks will we have to endure before the pop girls abandon this tired trend???

It sounds dated, the chorus sucks, the video is as bland as the song and we really didn't need another Vogue/Show Me Love sample song after Swish Swish, Chromatica album and Break My Soul (all of which were DREADFUL).

19 hours ago, lanaismamom said:

he said he never heard 2013 version so probably she never reworked it, but nothing is 100% confirmed about this thing, but i’d personally say if boz hasn’t heard it then it’s more likely doesn’t exist and we shouldn’t expect it

BOZ isn’t as omniscient as you think he is. Remember, a few years ago we believed everything that @111 said and some of the things we thought were certain back then turned out to be false. Not saying that they are lying but sometimes there are things they simply don’t know about until some new info or file pops up.

16 hours ago, LBcita said:

...and why is it Happiness is a butterfly?

But…the song has almost no production.

Sky is better than this girl, sorry @111

5 hours ago, lanaismamom said:

the one that leaked on december is the same one we had just better quality and uncut and this is 2016, but we have all those little concepts, they are from 2010

Leak Be My Daddy real version! 

So…did the actual version of this ever leak or is every version a 2016 Eclipse demand version?

1949 / Every Man Gets His Wish / Hawaiian Tropic
I Can Fly / Old Money / Bel Air

Video Games / Blue Jeans / Dark Paradise

Driving In Cars With Boys / Prom Song / Dangerous Girl

Take Me To Paris / Queen Of Disaster / Marilyn Monroe

2 hours ago, taco truck said:

That joke was terrible who even is the host lol

That host said what most people are thinking. The TS coverage and media payola is too much. It’s extremely artificial and annoying. I‘m trying to get her out of my algorithm in every possible way and it still isn’t working.

I‘m sick of seeing this lizzard faced Regina George incarnation.

Let's all agree that this song was ruined for the final mix. All three demos SLAP.

On 1/5/2024 at 11:26 PM, takemybreath said:

And when she discovers 'Wildflower Wildfire' or 'Fingertips' then what 

Then she'll rightfully unstan. 

2 minutes ago, cherryblossoms said:

 

Is Hot Hot Hot's producer not the person who produced Big Bad Wolf (Penny Foster version)?

The instrumental is pretty much the same

Should be, yeah.

1 hour ago, Wait For Life said:

Whether the titles are what they seem or not, there’s no guarantee they were ever recorded, or are in circulation.  Sure, the paper is cool but I don’t think it correlates to much of anything at all.

We've been saying this for ages but we want closure!

1 hour ago, honeymo0n said:

im still a 'fake rolex' believer

My condolences.

Can someone just end this madness and confirm the few remaining titles? 💀💀💀

@Lindsay Lohan @fl0r1dakil0s @111 @BlackoutZone

16 minutes ago, Wait For Life said:

I’m sorry but that does not say Easy Rider 😭 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the supposed a looks like a d?

The long part that makes it look like a d could be her lower case f from Nectar of the Gods.

11 hours ago, lanaismamom said:

interesting… and very possible

this same title might also look like money and power

and the last one is very obvious leader…. 

we don’t know the 11th title, and just judging from legit information we’ve got, there’s no way yes to heaven could be on the list (tho pink champagne that has a version from october 2013 100% existed back in january in any form)

but does that writing look like yes to heaven to 100% say it could be from earlier than october 2013? honestly no, at the very least that could be nectar of the gods

 

so, considering u can say what exactly are the 1-10 songs, and considering, that the last 3 positions look like something from nectar of the gods, money and power, angels forever demo, cult leader (because each of them were done/conceptualized around that time) or rumored song preacher, here is the list of the rest known tracks, that were done before march 2013 but weren’t used in a either tracklist, so u can try to put them on the last 3 positions and see if anything will match:

Ave Maria (doesn’t match)

Dragonslayer (doesn’t match)

Mike (doesn’t match)

so those last 3 songs are most definitely something that we already know of

 

Yeah it could be Nectar of the Gods but very awkwardly and narrowly written to fit in the space.

TROPICO

Old Money
Black Beauty
Guns n Roses
Lake Placid
Summertime
Melancholia
Jesus
Pink Champagne
Elvis
Earthquakes
Money + Power / Nectar Of The Gods
Easy Rider
Leader

It’s quite surprising that Angels Forever/Easy Rider never popped up on any of these considering it was a UV outtake allegedly and came from the same sessions as Black Beauty.

Therefore I strongly believe it’s another version of AFFA.

Hear me out:

8 minutes ago, lake placid said:

i think BOZ would have spilled about say yes to heaven being on a tropico tracklist in his little essay about it, i feel like it’s been confirmed the songs earliest version is from late 2013

I mean it's very possible that she had a rough laptop demo or just a written version of the song that she considered for Tropico/Trans-Am. We don't know after all what that song list actually means.

I also see "Money Power Glory" as the top song in that other picture.

Money Power Glory

Old Money

Black Beauty

Lake Placid

Melancholia

Earthquakes

Summertime

Dragonslayer

Trans Am

Live or Die