Mer

You could've used your powers for good and helped us go through her website code, but instead created phishing sites? TF?

it won't be by tomorrow, mark my words we'll be back to 997 pages.

"white collaborators," hun

Jon Batiste is an absolute gem, literally what has the man done to deserve any hate. He is an incredibly talented and classically trained musician who I'm excited to see Lana work with.

And it's not a leap year! Manifesting a valentines day week single/promo single drop

I feel like COTCC was the most unhinged of the 3 pre-release threads I've been on LB for. BB seemed much more mellow. This one is becoming more unhinged but I think it's different bc the announcement and the release date were surprisingly close for a Lana album, so ppl won't get the chance to go fully feral like they did between May 2020 (QTFC announcement) and March 2021's album drop.

Actually, we should just assume everyone is Lana so maybe everyone stops saying mean things about her (and Jack)

which is why it never will

i can't believe it got far enough for the need to say this lmao

I've noticed that when I sign in "anonymously," the "last visited" thing doesn't update/show, but you can see me in the "recently browsing" section of a thread (unless only ME can see ME?).

No she fkn wasn't. Wtf?

I think some of this (the Jojo debate) is wishful thinking that Lana is agreeing with you and liking your posts lol Still love you @Jojo Actually, @Jojo is a great metaphor for God. We have no proof of who they are, yet we are ready to worship simply because of the silence. It's kinda like an excellent social experiment and actually sounds like something Lana would do.

bro just forgot the existence of February

Grandfather Caught a Salmon But Forgot to Cook It, Now We Have Accidental Sushi (ok i'll stop)

"If they ever found out what I did by the Taco Truck, I would absolutely be in prison"

God, looking down upon earth:

Canada. All cards.

lmao i put "Lipsters Ceremony" in my Outlook calendar not realizing my coworkers could see it.

Well, the Amex Pre-sale was sold out already LMAO RIP

lana pushed her off a cliff.

LOL her praising SZA

My entire family wants to go lmao. My dad says it's a "necessity". If you see a hot early-20-something partying it up at a Madonna concert with two 50 year olds that's not some weird polyamorous throuple--that's me and my mom and dad.

I want her to keep doing the "Intervention" acoustic performances! One of my all time favorite songs.

Omg when did she clear her insta?!?!? The QUEEN is coming.

The After Party Is Over, Now The Limo Is Here