Lindsay Lohan

Furry Fucking Convention Goddamn, fur-child You fluffed me so good I almost said I love you You're fun and you're feral But you don't know half of the shit you put me through Your kibble is bad and you blame the vet But I can't change that, I can't change your mood 'Cause you're just a furry It's just what you do Your snout in your paws As you color me blue Yeah, you're just a furry All through and through Your snout in your paws As you color me blue Blue, blue, blue Goddamn, fur-child You act like a pup even though you stand six foot two Self-loathing animal, resident fur convention know-it-all You talk to your fur-suit when the convention gets bored of you But I don't get bored, I just smell it through Why wait for the heat when I could have you? You? 'Cause you're just a furry It's just what you do Your snout in your paws As you color me blue Yeah, you're just a furry All through and through Your snout in your paws As you color me blue Blue, blue, blue

This thread is so funny to assume people were actively looking for "chibi/kawaii character torture" maybe you're just a freak idk

CRYINGGGG this is literally what happened I feel like those photos pretty much prove it's not actually Lana's dress, so I wouldn't recommended anyone even consider bidding. IMO the auction house deserves lashings for not instantly putting this dress on pause to investigate it...

May 12th, 2024 - I broke my hairclip </3 - Got a victory royale in fortnite - Went to McDonalds and encountered an old woman that smelled like garbage making me audibly gag twice - The burger I got was the worst I've ever had - After the terrible burger I went across the street and got an iced capp - I made a new friend - When I got home I struggled with an Elimination Challenge for LanaBoards Next Top Model

HELLO?????!!? I saw that exact thing with the collar and I just thought it might have just been a weird angle cause why would a site auctioning off Elvis Presley items have a fake dress on the site... I also couldn't find any photo of the dress from the pop up shop Will add it to the thread title

That's crazy actually... makes the $1000 starting amount even more insane

Worn during the Paradise tour!

A previously owned dress by Lana and worn during the Paradise Tour is going up for auction tomorrow "Lana Del Rey's owned and worn vintage colorful abstract design dress from her Pop-Up shop in Los Angeles, November 24-25, 2017. Lana's Pop-Up shop, which ran for two days at 631 North Robertson Boulevard in California, sold her then new line of merchandise, as well as some old vintage pieces, such as this dress, and custom made dresses, that Lana had worn. Lana spent time each day at the store in person. The dress is in very good condition. Comes with a letter of authenticity and a Gotta Have Rock and Roll Certificate of Authenticity." The Dress: Starting price is $1000 which is kinda crazy but for whoever is interested the link is here: https://www.gottahaverockandroll.com/Lana_Del_Rey_Owned_and_Worn_Vintage_Colorful_Abstr-LOT57936.aspx Would be cool if it goes to a Lana fan!

The trio of singles: Blue Banisters / Text Book / Wildflower I listened to them a total of one time each and never again till the album was released... Genuinely thought they were the worst songs of her career. I still think Text Book is a god awful song. BB is just okay. Wildflower is the best out of the trio but the verses are still not it to me... Long story short BB is the worst album ever made Pop excellence... instantly gagged when I heard it

Yes except Rick Nowels is 100% the producer

Why would I be mad...... I didn't even know that was directed at me because I simply don't care

Not calling you dumb but... let's add critical thinking to this discussion

I've never seen this other side vinyl thing so I have no idea if it is actually referencing the song or if it genuinely just means... the other side To me... This just seems like digital marketing to let the buyers know there's two different sides to the vinyl The song exists just like how Famous (another UV outtake) exists and no one has it... knowing about it and having it has no correlation together. Also not to mention a good chunk of the time, these songs come from many different sources - not just one. Most of newer unreleased songs are not registered so that's irrelevant nonetheless... We knew about Summertime (Janis Joplin cover) before anyone had it as well... doesn't mean it doesn't exist

I hateeeee how this was never officially released because it is some of her alltime best work I'm always in awe reading/hearing this part: Sylvia, Marilyn, Violet, Diana All of my kind women who came before me, blonde I dyed my hair black for you I turned my back on that black pond I swear I wont stop 'til I'm dead & here I am at 34, and what for? To bring my pair of baby patent leather shoes to turn them the other way Towards the sea cliff stairs, not at the ocean To bring them back up safe to the facility instead & I think of you as I walk to the 280 wooden steps dynamited into the cliffs 100 years before I let myself into room 2 and got undressed I was sunburnt Contemplative and sore & as I fell asleep by Gabapentin I lay my head on the pillow & stretched my hand out on the cool white linen and sang you a lemon melody I kept the shoes on the sill by the window seat in case you got restless and wanted to leave & I hugged you with my baby's breath and sang your spirit to bed The way I would have if you were my child or if I had children My Queen Anne's lace heart weightless on your little head

Jennifer Lawrence in anything honestly but especially Mother! ... like it's absolutely INSANE and pisses me off that she got no awards for that role

That makes more sense actually... cause Lana was all about sugarbaby/daddy during this time - just edited the thread I wonder if we have this sugarbabes inspired song or if it was just completely scrapped

For anyone who might be interested in this new interview with The Nexus that was released yesterday which mentions Lana: To sum it up the talking points: - He was sent demos from his publishing (Sony) to try and get him and Lana to work together - She was introduced to him as Lizzy Grant but by the time they actually met she was fully transformed into Lana Del Rey - They did a 2 hour writing session for a song inspired by Sugababes - Lana played them an early demo of Video Games - Briefly touches on recording Nation Anthem (Would have have been 'I Want It All' version) Transcript:

Lana actually never said that, someone just put Lana's account over Kathy Griffen's for some reason

But one day I woke up like, "Maybe I'll do it differently" Changed my life lowkey

Honestly I don't even want Sims 5 anymore... Sims 4 is absolute garbage and there's nothing that could save that lifeless gameplay I would love a Sims 3 remaster though...That's the most fun game in my opinion - I just wish it ran better...

Won't be watching cause Lana isn't there and I honestly can't stand the amount of performances they do But I think Sabrina Carpenter will be the big winner of the night Some predictions: Record of the Year - "Espresso" – Sabrina Carpenter Album Of The Year - HIT ME HARD AND SOFT – Billie Eilish Song Of The Year - "Die With A Smile" (Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars) Best New Artist - Sabrina Carpenter Best Pop Solo Performance - "Espresso" — Sabrina Carpenter (This one can really go to any of them honestly... they all got a good chance) Best Pop Vocal Album - eternal sunshine — Ariana Grande Best Dance/Electronic Album - BRAT — Charli xcx

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It's SO refreshing to hear Lana sing on something that is not stripped back...

And it went silent... 5000 people... dead silent...

I was never hiding... I have nothing to hide. Who even are you It's always the most random irrelevant bitches who got the most to say without knowing anything at all Go make more think pieces on border control or something... there's no need for me to be on your puny little brain