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careful dear you didn’t say blue banisters they’ll move your post

like how you gon move my post talking about a possible blue banisters mv OUT of the blue banisters thread ?? y’all actually wanna kill this thread off or?

not the mods moving posts into other threads like pls stop there’s already nothing happening in here let us discuss a pic at least

wait this does look "professionally" made + could be a very possible reference to the 1954 vintage sci-fi horror film the monster from the black lagoon…. i mean we did get lana as a werewolf last year (which she teased months before) and we got another vintage sci-fi film reference (also from the 50’s) during nfr. some lagoon monster isn’t that far fetched at this point. i may be reaching but i think this could very well be music video for a song related (if it’s not one of charlie’s weird projects)

that means you’re saner than any of us queen

"coughing phlegm in everyone’s face courtney was cheering me on i’m not racist i don’t see race" NUMBER ONE SMASH HIT INCOMING god fuck yes you’re back i was tired of being the only realist in here

like ??? where the fuck is her i-love-dan, i-love-rick, i-love-emile phase??? I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

aww cry about it

why are y’all even discussing some stupid stuff that happened 4 years ago and politics literally who cares. either talk about BB or lock this thread cause this is clearly going nowhere and it’s been like that for 2 weeks now

a lot of words to say you’re republican too and wanna be friends with bigots

i mean one has to be either extremely naïve or extremely dumb if they thought anything was coming that day. so if you didn’t expect the album congrats you’re not stupid AND have been released (for now) from lana’s horrible horrible shackles

there’s like 2 simple stripped back piano songs in there so you do see the problem

and when she comes back from a 5 year hiatus with a stripped back 10 track piano only album then what ?

EXACTLY tracklist and preorder out this friday START THE COUNTDOWN

guys we’re literally 1 (one) month and 2 day (TWO) away from the release (assuming it’s really coming but she usually just delays an album once not twice so...). in exactly 2 days, on a friday, we’ll be exactly one month away from the release date. that means we’re definitely about to enter preorder/cover/tracklist insta post territory i think chances are decent that we might get that on friday and if not next week (again assuming nothing changed date wise ). she probably won’t officially announce an album a week or 2 ahead of its release so i’m pretty positive we’re getting something in the coming 14 days. strap on ladies we’ve got something to look forward to

MADONNA COLLAB CONFIRMED

nikki lana is being detained as we speak

i own an extensive portfolio of information that could lead to the arrest of american singer songwriter lana del rey

you’re laughing now but once the cops i’ve called show up to arrest your ass then what?

NO MORE FLOP COLLABS STOP THE COUNT

anyways so who will harass eclipse for some info cmon we’re BORED

Lana’s the feature so his i guess

ldr 8 and 9 out sometime between now and the next coming years WE JUST KEEP WINNING

so is yours yet we still love you