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it sounds a lot like mac wdym

define pretty good voice NO beyoncé slander is ever tolerated…. as for the other one….well

hearing lorde’s new single…i’m back on the everything’s jack’s fault train cause that mariners wannabe snoozefest is VERY jack…and that aint a good thing that man won’t rest until every female singer has their discog reduced to an acoustic guitar and the same tired drum pattern

imagine writing (she probably didn’t her team did but let’s pretend) a whole generic pop ALBUM about some fake teeny relationship your dystopian conglomerate aka disney inc. came up with to steal money out of teenage girl’s pockets…. what exactly is groundbreaking about that ? like i don’t wish any bad on that kid and it’s not her fault but it’s not sitting well with me at all how lana got dragged through hell and back for being an industry plant only because she had some lip fillers and a different aesthetic when nowadays every real industry plant from billie, to clairo, halsey to olivia get eaten up by the gp with no questions asked…. and lana doesn’t even get slight praise or “thanks for opening this door for me" (looking at you miss billie "thank you ariana" eilish)

and she’s so painfully generic like? did we really need another taylor swift with even less vocal talent and even more fake industry push ? was the original one not enough?

we weren’t regular kids…we were cool kids

the fact teenagers consider people like billie or olivia rodriguez as alt nowadays… were we like this too ? no we weren’t we were a lot cooler all i know is today’s kids could NEVA compete with our random black and white cigarette tumblr pics with a brooklyn baby caption slapped on them….you truly had to be there

let’s raise that bar: manifesting album out tonight to make us happy and to make her happy by stealing lorde’s shine

now what?

do i go and tell miss cru3lworld which opinions he should post once a day? nah. so don’t come and criticize what i wanna share just because you don’t agree. and if you’re not happy with it the block button’s right there love, use it

just like we see your shit takes every day boo prepare to see me say it even more just to get on your nerves

THIS! like the new songs are great and i like them a lot but if i had to introduce lana to a friend i wouldn’t use any of them…. when i fell in love with lana i didn’t care one bit about the lyrics because the melodies and production spoke for themselves. so after all the great lyrics we’ve gotten over the past 3 years i think it’s time for something GRAND and EPIC again

am i the only one who doesn’t really care about her lyrics anymore? like we got so many great poetic lyrics since nfr. i’d want at least an album where the focus is on otherworldly production and not the lyrics (yeah yeah i know she’s a songwriter poetry yada yada yada i see y’all coming) but like at this point i’d take another repetitive sad girl chorus or her talking about her farts over dreamy electrical wah wah guitars, synths and a string orchestra over another minimalist, poetic piano song ANY FUCKING DAY

mariah gifs won’t be enough this time we need a mountain of coke and lots fake serotonin to get through this boring prerelease

no cause i listened to bad romance in dolby atmos and i think i came… PLS god dm them we NEED the psychedelic, layer rich masterpiece that is honeymoon in dolby atmos. i think it’s the closest we could get to actually re-discovering lana’s discography. imagine all the little sounds and hidden vocals or layers we could finally be able to hear? experiencing honeymoon’s crickets, waves and summery breezes in a totally immersive way as if you were laying on said beaches or fields listening to her magnum opus? YES GOD YES GIVE IT TO ME

that and she won best new artist. we all know that category is cursed and artists usually totally fall of once they win it (for whatever weird reason). and it’s already showing she’s falling off while lana still gets tons of critical acclaim despite her… behavior. miss billie might as well enjoy her lil trophy that shouldn’t even be hers in the first place. and idc if BB gets a grammy and neither should lana. i hope she doesn’t expect anything from those maggot eating rats anymore and that the day they’ll give her one she simply doesn’t show up

i mean hey it ain’t perfect but it’s better than silence or another round of "which color should the vinyl be"

poor girl has to live somewhere

this was your first error i’d really like something iconic again like the coke necklace. something that really screams LDR. not another pair of h&m sweaters with some font slapped on it. we needs sunglasses, hats, jewelry, beach accessories. a blue colored fragrance. some cute rings with her name engraved. extravagant lighters, maybe a blue, green and grey bong, rolling paper with her name on them for the smokers. color books for the kids. her own brand of banisters. ikea x lana collab when ????

yeah i get the same feeling. i just question why must she do it this way? like she could just be more laid back or absent from the industry without making everyone actively hate her, which she’s kinda been doing for a year now. she could take hiatuses or release every 5 years to focus on herself and make people want her to come back lorde style without going the casual racism and stupidity route. that would be better for her, for us and for her future work and wouldn’t destroy all the acclaim and image she worked for during a whole decade. i’d her for her to become some flop people will just remember as the crazy republican lady instead of being one of the best artists the industry ever discovered

tell that the delusional one worstie, not me

girl i’m also from europe where beyoncé sells out whole stadium tours in about 3.5 minutes 22 years into her career while lana barely fills 6k arenas there’s nothing to compare here this debate is so useless

apparently it does since you still didn’t get it

your ass must be jealous of your mouth with the amount of shit that comes out of it and whatever you’re saying is starting to seem pretty anti black

i still don’t get why tho? like girl you literally had all the critical acclaim you’ve ever wanted during nfr? the sheer number of people who criticized her, locals and the media who finally started loving her… SHE destroyed all of that with her delusional feeling of persecution. she got the media to hate on her with that embarrassing letter. she put on that dumb mask to get a reaction out of people. she made those racially insensitive comments about the cover and black rapper bf’s. she said the embarrassing things during the annie interview. none of this would’ve ever happened if she didn’t speak about it in the first place. she wasn’t the underdog anymore she was the critically acclaimed grammy nominated songwriter everyone suddenly respected… she herself made people see her as the underdog again when they weren’t even doing it at that time… i get she’s probably traumatized from a decade of undeserved hate but why blow all of this the second you finally get the positive acclaim you always wanted ? god she’s so confusing