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And I will be that because she doesn’t deserve an era without someone pressing firmly on her neck. Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

Clutch those fake pearls as you guys do on here when anyone says anything remotely negative of your Melania Trump. Lana is such a disaster, I don’t know how you guys can continue to defend her and pretend she is not an awful person in 2024 because the music isn’t even that good like, no one is here for the funeral home style anymore and haven’t been for a long time now. She can pretend to be a Christian all she wants but her messy ass tea is out there. I can’t wait until her and Jeremy divorce I hope her drains her little pockets dry. And they WILL divorce because Lana is just like Ariana when it comes to relationships, she cannot keep a man to save her life because she doesn’t really want stability and still gets a kiii out of snatching someone’s old rusted ass married man like the immature little ass girl that she is. Wouldn’t be surprised if 1 year from tying the knot she ends up in Ari’s position, but without the classy Hollywood acting career to keep her head above total public embarrassment. Mod note: User was warned for this (series of) post(s). Please be repectful, do not flamebait, and do not resort to name calling

Just posted a crashout on Lana in the MAGA fans will stay thread that I know I’ll get ate up on here for but I don’t care. Lana has really played in our faces like 2020 was really Traumazine trying to defend her from people calling her a racist Karen just for 2024 to come around and completely validate all of that??? Yeah, the Taylor fanbase of white girls can have her. She’s a joke, an embarrassment, a mess Like ma, you were really out here all of 2023 up under gay ass Jack, up in some weird ass cultish celeb church, STILL singing about that cop 3 years later on Instagram trying to GAG his wife over an affair MEANWHILE you’re pushing 40 like it’s not cute. Now she’s married to a Republican and wants to act so demure lmao bitch who are you fooling. God I really can’t stand her anymore

It’s really giving “My MAGA fans will stay” at this point The woman who was just singing about dropping acid, the woman who was just dating a bisexual warlock pass around last year, the woman who was OBSESSED with a cop she had an affair with, like Lana what do you mean your views and beliefs don’t align with the industry? Because your messy and backwards ass definitely aligns with it. What do you mean people think you have no values when you don’t care to let anything be known unless you’re clocking your brain dead stans who drag you on Instagram for CLOCKING that you grew up privileged and are still white trash? I’m sorry but I just don’t even know who this woman is anymore but the signs were always there she’s always had this bitter messy undertone to her and the mask really slipped from 2020 onward and she’s just morphed into such a gross person to me. Mind you until her big Taylor collab most of her fans are gay men and she’s laying under a whole racist homophobe. Oh birds of a feather I’ll stream this shit once when it leaks to humor myself and see if/how she addresses the trainwreck that is herself but I won’t be supporting her at all this era

She’s just wearing black clothes, there’s nothing chic about this. Yeah, I saw that eventually. She usually dresses boring so I shouldn’t be surprised but the look at the Billboard event and this are exceptionally lifeless for her.

I’m sorry but she’s giving such Mormon vibes these days. Like what in the Nara Smith is going on? Not feeling it but happy for her.

I’m sorry but Leash is horrible, I’m not gonna lie I’m not gonna sugar coat it, Leash is horrible, like actually horrible…..like horrible She might be incapable of creating good music ATP. It sounds like a worse Don’t Forget A bad thing for someone who releases 1 song a year. The excuses are crazy this song sounds like shit.

They’re right though. How many times are we going to get excited for soundtrack songs and magazine interviews parroting the same lame and tired nonsense about why she can’t ever bring any of her material to life? I won’t be moving unless something is sitting in my library. Let’s see what she can accomplish now that she’s “free”. It’s not looking good because she’s already complaining about a “budget” and not being able to get back one of the 10 songs she’s worked on the last 10 years back from Capitol. Girl, give that material up. We’ve heard it and Masochism has been long dead ATP. Better to start completely fresh instead of trying to rehash a concept from last decade but this is Sky Ferreira we’re talking about so logic and reason goes out the window. Enjoy gagging over tired Polaroid shots and whiny interviews.

I love the snippet we have. The lyrics eat, I’m sure the rest of the song is just as interesting and I think Lana’s great when she’s a little mad as hell.

I really hope she changes the title but that’s not likely. I was expecting her to do a romantic album in honor of her marriage but for the first time ever I’m actually scared for the material she’s about to deliver. I’m gonna need her to release All About Ethel as the lead single to assure quality.

I’m just here for the @111 dragging following the Vogue interview

I swear, people on Lanaboards act like Lana doesn’t release every 1-2 years. I can happily wait for this album, tbh. She really should have taken a longer break between Ocean and this, because Ocean felt so definitive and chapter closing. Not ready to hear her sing about Louisiana swamps and MAGA cock.

To be fair, I think fans are allowed to be disappointed that she married a Trump supporter but I feel like she’s made it obvious where she stands the last year. She’s at least pretty tolerant of Republicans. What I love about this all is that she really does not care about her celebrity or what people say or think. It’s admirable. But aside from that I hope she is happy and that this works out for them. Lana is so random and messy so this isn’t surprising but still shocking because it all happened so fast. At the end of the day we don’t know Lana and honestly barely know what she’s really been through in her life because she’s so private and only shared tidbits of her experiences.

She’s such a mess. Girl, keep Lasso. We don’t want it! Enjoy the swamp babe

Poor tink. Hopefully she’s on the Brat remix album, I hear her on Sympathy is a Knife.