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And I will be that because she doesn’t deserve an era without someone pressing firmly on her neck. Anyway, go stream Red White & Blue by Remy Bond. She’s eating Lana’s nachos and is doing that style and sound 100x better than Lana ever did tbh (because Lana doesn’t actually have style, class or taste tbh)

Clutch those fake pearls as you guys do on here when anyone says anything remotely negative of your Melania Trump. Lana is such a disaster, I don’t know how you guys can continue to defend her and pretend she is not an awful person in 2024 because the music isn’t even that good like, no one is here for the funeral home style anymore and haven’t been for a long time now. She can pretend to be a Christian all she wants but her messy ass tea is out there. I can’t wait until her and Jeremy divorce I hope her drains her little pockets dry. And they WILL divorce because Lana is just like Ariana when it comes to relationships, she cannot keep a man to save her life because she doesn’t really want stability and still gets a kiii out of snatching someone’s old rusted ass married man like the immature little ass girl that she is. Wouldn’t be surprised if 1 year from tying the knot she ends up in Ari’s position, but without the classy Hollywood acting career to keep her head above total public embarrassment. Mod note: User was warned for this (series of) post(s). Please be repectful, do not flamebait, and do not resort to name calling

Just posted a crashout on Lana in the MAGA fans will stay thread that I know I’ll get ate up on here for but I don’t care. Lana has really played in our faces like 2020 was really Traumazine trying to defend her from people calling her a racist Karen just for 2024 to come around and completely validate all of that??? Yeah, the Taylor fanbase of white girls can have her. She’s a joke, an embarrassment, a mess Like ma, you were really out here all of 2023 up under gay ass Jack, up in some weird ass cultish celeb church, STILL singing about that cop 3 years later on Instagram trying to GAG his wife over an affair MEANWHILE you’re pushing 40 like it’s not cute. Now she’s married to a Republican and wants to act so demure lmao bitch who are you fooling. God I really can’t stand her anymore

It’s really giving “My MAGA fans will stay” at this point The woman who was just singing about dropping acid, the woman who was just dating a bisexual warlock pass around last year, the woman who was OBSESSED with a cop she had an affair with, like Lana what do you mean your views and beliefs don’t align with the industry? Because your messy and backwards ass definitely aligns with it. What do you mean people think you have no values when you don’t care to let anything be known unless you’re clocking your brain dead stans who drag you on Instagram for CLOCKING that you grew up privileged and are still white trash? I’m sorry but I just don’t even know who this woman is anymore but the signs were always there she’s always had this bitter messy undertone to her and the mask really slipped from 2020 onward and she’s just morphed into such a gross person to me. Mind you until her big Taylor collab most of her fans are gay men and she’s laying under a whole racist homophobe. Oh birds of a feather I’ll stream this shit once when it leaks to humor myself and see if/how she addresses the trainwreck that is herself but I won’t be supporting her at all this era

She’s just wearing black clothes, there’s nothing chic about this. Yeah, I saw that eventually. She usually dresses boring so I shouldn’t be surprised but the look at the Billboard event and this are exceptionally lifeless for her.

I’m sorry but she’s giving such Mormon vibes these days. Like what in the Nara Smith is going on? Not feeling it but happy for her.

I’m sorry but Leash is horrible, I’m not gonna lie I’m not gonna sugar coat it, Leash is horrible, like actually horrible…..like horrible She might be incapable of creating good music ATP. It sounds like a worse Don’t Forget A bad thing for someone who releases 1 song a year. The excuses are crazy this song sounds like shit.

They’re right though. How many times are we going to get excited for soundtrack songs and magazine interviews parroting the same lame and tired nonsense about why she can’t ever bring any of her material to life? I won’t be moving unless something is sitting in my library. Let’s see what she can accomplish now that she’s “free”. It’s not looking good because she’s already complaining about a “budget” and not being able to get back one of the 10 songs she’s worked on the last 10 years back from Capitol. Girl, give that material up. We’ve heard it and Masochism has been long dead ATP. Better to start completely fresh instead of trying to rehash a concept from last decade but this is Sky Ferreira we’re talking about so logic and reason goes out the window. Enjoy gagging over tired Polaroid shots and whiny interviews.

I love the snippet we have. The lyrics eat, I’m sure the rest of the song is just as interesting and I think Lana’s great when she’s a little mad as hell.

I really hope she changes the title but that’s not likely. I was expecting her to do a romantic album in honor of her marriage but for the first time ever I’m actually scared for the material she’s about to deliver. I’m gonna need her to release All About Ethel as the lead single to assure quality.

I’m just here for the @111 dragging following the Vogue interview

I swear, people on Lanaboards act like Lana doesn’t release every 1-2 years. I can happily wait for this album, tbh. She really should have taken a longer break between Ocean and this, because Ocean felt so definitive and chapter closing. Not ready to hear her sing about Louisiana swamps and MAGA cock.

To be fair, I think fans are allowed to be disappointed that she married a Trump supporter but I feel like she’s made it obvious where she stands the last year. She’s at least pretty tolerant of Republicans. What I love about this all is that she really does not care about her celebrity or what people say or think. It’s admirable. But aside from that I hope she is happy and that this works out for them. Lana is so random and messy so this isn’t surprising but still shocking because it all happened so fast. At the end of the day we don’t know Lana and honestly barely know what she’s really been through in her life because she’s so private and only shared tidbits of her experiences.

She’s such a mess. Girl, keep Lasso. We don’t want it! Enjoy the swamp babe

Poor tink. Hopefully she’s on the Brat remix album, I hear her on Sympathy is a Knife.

Not really LDR related but I’m living for Remy Bond. She’s giving me the dreaminess and the melancholic drama I need in her music. Yes, it’s in Lana’s realm and she’s clearly heavily inspired but I don’t think we should hate on this girl. The music is there, for me at least. It’s really enjoyable. San Francisco ”Nothing matters much to me” giving me the same vibes Lana used to give me in the beginning Lana get up babe!….(jk)

Not the “ew” comments already I love that Lana does not care, and is not a shallow enough person and can see past physicality. She’s just a good person who wants other good people in her life. I for one am very happy she’s no longer going for polished looking dudes like Clay. She needs her man a little more rugged and less bitch boy. Get the alligator D queen!

I fucking SCREAMED! On a real note - this is really sad and we know she most likely has a drug problem, and seeing those comments from fans who found her in that state validates that for me. I think there may be some trauma growing up in the industry but it’s crystal clear no pun intended that she has substance abuse issues bc there’s no other plausible explanation after a decade+. The portion of this regarding her flop shows and unprofessionalism is the worst bc not only is she scamming fans time, energy and $$$ it’s like why are you even trying to perform if this is what it’s gonna be every time. That shows an extreme lack of disrespect and I can’t @ some delusional Ferraris who were actually defending that behavior. Would never ever waste a cent on seeing that girl live

Barrie wins for me personally simply because they made really good music together and she mentioned him on NFR and even gave him some change with all the credits on BB with the demos she used lol. I just liked them together.

Hi, I keep seeing “New Info” posts on Twitter, where is that tea being spilled???

I think substance abuse is always very personal and it’s a journey that can be an uphill battle, something you have to constantly work towards, and at times you may relapse and have to start all over again. She talks about being “wasted” in the greatest and asking someone not to leave because she just needs a “wake up call” and a bunch of other references to alcohol in her discography I think it’s safe to say it’s something she struggles with

I mean Pop 2 is really great. Brat is its successor. Did you? Please do not quote me, your font is embarrassing. Most XBOX stans are special

I know we all love Pink Champagne - but I can't disregard the final. I think the fact that she reworked it to be a more lighthearted and somewhat romantic song versus this brooding and agonizing song speaks to her personal growth and change as a person and an artist. And it's so amazing to witness. People blaming Jack for Lana's style nowadays is totally misguided anger. This was always the direction Lana was heading - more folky and stripped back I mean hell, leaks from 15 years ago are in the vein of this. "Pop" or BTD was always a detour or means to an end.

Blue Banisters is a quality record. Some people want to act superior and like the album is above their taste level of not "Lana's best" or whatever, but the gripes I've seen people hold about it are petty. It's her most direct, transparent, blunt record to date (before DYK). The album quite literally spells out Lana's heartache. It tells a full story, maybe parts of that are distorted, but nonetheless, you feel Lana's pain, agony and remorse. She can't make a bad album! I feel similarly about Chemtrails. Clearly, Lana is over LA but more than that, she's over the game (that's dark) and just wants to be loved (like a woman). But seriously, reflecting on life before fame, her spirituality, her sins, her detachment from her ego/persona/celebrity. It's such a rich album. She's a genius.

Sorry - but Brat being turned into Kamala Harris' political promotional strategy is so....chaotic. Charli is not even an American citizen. It completely ruined this era for me. Cringe as fuck and gays are so gullible. It's easily her best album but that's not saying much I mean look at the material outside of Pop 2 which isn't even really a full album. Charli is a chaotic mess. How I'm feeling now is lukewarm. Crash was mediocre. And the albums before the EP series don't hold up outside of True Romance of course but that's an iconic relic of its time.