Honeyyoung

Obsessed w the double meaning: diamonds never crack  + diamonds, never crack 

Manifesting RCS/Loved You Then and Now!

Sheridan is carrying this pre-release era on his back and I hope that he knows that 

Sheridan played the song Diet Mountain Dew in the background and a line in a demo version is 'Dope and diamonds', so it could be something similar like Diamonds N' Cocaine.

Me coming into this thread to theorize about an entire album over an Instagram story and a vague acronym on a jacket
 

 

sheridan making the "if you know, you know" & diamond emoji instagram stories knowing lanaboards will make 100s of speculative theories about what they could possibly mean
 

I like to call this phase of pre-release the headcanon phase  Hopefully we're lucky enough this time around to have our headcanon be confirmed when we get an official album announcement. I'm team Diamonds Never Crack (and still a bit of Del Norte County)

let's not forget about channeling our synesthesia for potential songs we don't even know anything about, just based off of who might be producing... our minds are so powerful...  

hope is a dangerous thing for a lanaboards user to have - but we have it

I love how all we know is that DNC might be LDR9-related & we’ve managed to conjure up titles, lyrical motifs, unreleased tracks to be included, the producer, overarching themes of the record, possible music video/album art involvement by Sheridan, etc.
 
I love pre-release

I almost forgot how exciting pre-release speculation is. We have an acronym, a few possible producers and a dream 
 
Color wise, I'm getting a glittery silver, pale purple and baby blue vibe from this upcoming era (based on the limited info we have)

Thinking about how funny and sad it will be when this inevitably gets debunked 
 
We never learn 

It's not. There's an unleaked Dan Auerbach version, and there's a possibility of a Blue Banisters version as well 

I feel like we’re in August 2020 again  My LB friends remember how fun every single day was — theorizing literally everything under the sun and posting cover concepts  and Sheridan is teasing things to no avail again — love that feeling from my favourite LB era lol

I’ve been wondering that myself too! Perhaps this record challenges the critics’ selective praise of only NFR and not her other records in some way, so this jacket being derivative of the one from FIILY/TG is meant to almost flip the script or something similar? 

also... by the way... i just got a youtube ad for tiffany & co. while i'm currently watching lana live performances... i'll take this as a sign that it's "diamonds"  

Diamonds Never Crack 
 
I wore diamonds for the birth of your baby…

Fine China being scrapped from Blue Banisters ——> appearing on DNC! (As scrapped songs seem to appear on subsequent albums…) 
 
And on the last two albums, there have been lyrical motifs (“blue”, “candle in the wind”) 
 
DNC’s will be “diamonds” 

OMG I think it could be this!!! it needs to be this.
 
but why the wave in the background of DNC

omg i think this might be it... 

DIAMONDS NEVER CRACK
 
She is the diamond — nobody can break her. 
 

 
 

diamonds 'n curls... a born to die-esque electric guitar, drums, & strings banger produced by mike dean & emile haynie  

we're finally cracking the code  
 
lana's friends will slowly reveal the acronym like it's a lanaboards advent calender  

I’m not sure how all of this works, but if he is indeed teasing something DNC-related, that means he’s likely involved in the project, right?
 
He’s a hairstylist, so what kind of projects would he likely be working on that would be kept this secret? Album art? Music videos? 
 
Maybe he just happens to know since they obviously work alongside each other, but who knows! 

Ok so Sheridan now posted a diamond with the picture of Lana in the DNC jacket so “D” is diamond/diamonds 

literally like there are so many creative merch ideas she could have. like if they literally sold a yellow dress like the one she wore in the album cover or idk tex and mex earrings or like an arcadia sign necklace. the possibilities are endless and we get this?