caribbean blue

literally dressed up as squidward ijbol...

Why the fuck is Emma Chamberlain there? 

i think alana just posted from lana’s house. im pretty sure we all gave up on thinking she was coming but now its confirmed 

if noone else is having an issue apart from kim maybe the photographers arent the problem 

also the fabric looks cheap. like a blend of pleather and cheap cotton on the train 

it's so crazy that this is paris' first met

This is fucking hilarious I'm sorry, the boots cut her legs off and make em look stumpy. The dolls are not dolling tonight....can't forget to be petty and mention the side fat hanging out of the dress to make a surprise appearance. Kinda iconic in a ironic and tragic way, thank you Kim (the stylist). I'm guessing the boots were done due to the train- but it wasn't worth the tradeoff

oh yeah now this conceptual masterpiece i love
 

The MET photographers must fucking HATE Kim Petras (understandable) bc everyone else has these glamorous shots and all the photos of her that I'm seeing are like this 

it's not the cameras, it's her look...

She looks like crest toothpaste 

NOT THIS GIF AGAIN 

there's a lot of people in vogue's youtube livestream chat who are really expecting lana to show up lmao 😭

oh hell nah they dug up Karl?

and as the night concludes she’ll unzip the fursuit and it turns out it was actually niko and topanga stacked on top of each other controlling a giant lana-within-a-fursuit puppet

she should've never been invited again after wearing marilyn's dress

It's always Jared Leto at the scene of the crime

when they announce next years theme and it's "fabulous and ferocious fur-suits: god bless america and all of the beautiful furries in it"
 

lana is going to give us another jared leto-lana met gala moment and a furry moment and will crawl out of his belly dressed in another fursuit as a kitten in 10 minutes

If Karl Largerfeld was still alive, this MET would've killed him 

The ULTIMATE fursuit, I can see twitter wars about this as I type- furry degens flooding out of deviantart to go to war with the normies. The head itself is quite cool though, accurate to Choupette 

a fashion designer for gucci when they get the request to make a hyper-realistic fur-suit of karl lagerfeld's cat
 

he needs too much attention  i couldnt imagine being part of his team or just in his life in general