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Omg… guys.. a screenshot from the wikipedia article for TRPWS.. LOOOOOK. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ ≡ WIKIPEDIA Article Talk 文 ☆✎ The Right Person Will Stay (album) The Right Person Will Stay is a hoax studio album by American singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey. In May of 2025, it was revealed to be a performance piece meant to induce fear, anxiety, and psychosis in the Lanita/Lipster/Little Fucker fandom. Following the reveal of the hoax album’s lead single, “Henry,” sightings of online mass hysteria have been documented and appear to be ongoing. Lana Del Rey and her team are currently under investigation.

(Omg… I’m so late to this..) To The Family Jewels: Thank you, thank you, thank you. My adolescence would have been nothing without you. One of the first albums that ever TRULY resonated with me. You made me feel less weird for being so cynical about things during my youth. I still love your odd glamour and charming eccentricity. May you continue forward as the legend you are!

There’s still a few hrs…… HENRY, COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

I really think the only person that might be able to make Lana do something for this album is Tessa DiPietro. Lmaoooo Ok, quick… Someone book Tessa and tell her to convince Lana to drop the single RIGHT NEOWWW!!!

Henry came and left us on the bed waiting for the towel.

Woops wrong thread..

I don’t think she was a stripper, but this is also the woman whose breast is exposed on a album cover.. so… she’s def not afraid of exposure. I DO think it’s possible she was a go go dancer for like a night or two, which could explain why there’s hardly any evidence. I’m imagining her doing a favor for someone or just trying it out after someone suggesting it to her. Also, I’m pretty sure some places have amateur nights.

I used Lanitas, Lipsters, and Little Fuckers very interchangeably.

I own a couple. But no record player… Although, I’m proud to say I own an unopened Titty Vinyl. Do you own any fake plants?

Thunder vs Dealer

Jesus… I guess a bottle of whiskey??? Lmaoo I’ve only ever taken HALF a gummy from a friend ONCE and I freaked the hell out that time. But I also don’t really drink so I’m not sure what that much whiskey would do to me.. 😵‍💫 Would you rather know who your true soulmate is but never be able to interact with them OR meet with your soulmate but only get to be with them for a day?