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Higher then other albums for sure, but absolutely not set in stone even slightly

i live 9 hours from london (flight).. should i fly out?

im sorry yall but theres no way anythings coming today

Before Tunnel it was Holiday Post, Silence, Regular Post, then Announcement. For current it was Holiday Post (July 4th), Silence, Regular Post, then Regular post. Thought I figured out a pattern, but then she posted twice in a row.

because we trusted someone

ok so why did sparkler just flat out lie to us tho

just read the source code, theres a BUNCH of stuff hidden.

ok yall. im entering the mainframe of lanadelrey.com right now

nah bc @sparklertrailerheaven is abt to catch these hands. in a lasso way of course so we stay on topic and i dont get banned

should i just read the websites code and figure out if the 'insider' was just bullshitting the whole time? im sure its not that hard.

if i was lana i would probably post a screenshot of the forum and make fun of us

no its not u. its bc i called someone a mean name

yall are so damn impatient its not even funnyyyy wait... is this play about me?

Guys can we all start praying/ manifesting/ whatever else there is that she will drop? we need EVERY god on our side. Christians, recite this: Heavenly Father, We ask for Your guidance and blessing for Lana Del Rey. If it is Your will, may she announce her new album 'Lasso' on July 30th. Let this album bring joy and inspiration to many. We trust in Your perfect plan. In Jesus' name, we pray. Amen. Muslims: In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful, O Allah, we seek Your blessing for Lana Del Rey. If it is Your will, may she announce her album 'Lasso' on July 30th. May this album bring joy and inspiration to all. We trust in Your divine wisdom. Ameen. Spiritual: I affirm that Lana Del Rey will announce her new album 'Lasso' on July 30th. The universe aligns with this intention, bringing joy and inspiration to all. So be it. Judaic: Baruch Atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melech Ha'olam, If it is Your will, may Lana Del Rey announce her album 'Lasso' on July 30th, bringing joy and inspiration to many. We trust in Your perfect timing. Amen. There's NO excuse to not do any of these. Member was warned for this post. Be respectful

Maybe Noon Lana Time? We have all day. If nothing comes i'm unfortunately going to be leaving the Lana community