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One day I'll show it to my children. No I won't, are you kidding, you say "and you take my seed, swallow all the sesame"! But I'm trying to think of a way I can convince my rather non-hip hop friends to listen to you. Vision of paradise, Lana? No, you're too sweet. It's my absolute pleasure to support you. It would be so much more difficult if you made crap music. I love that track and I can't download it But this is beautiful, I think I've seen this before. At least, I've gone through your youtube before

Do you know that this mixtape is exactly what I've needed? I mean, it is just the gayest thing I've ever heard. I think you probably know that. I've been known to download songs by drag queens before, and gay artists, and Lady fucking Gaga. And this is honestly the gayest music on my computer. I absolutely love you for it. You have goddamn Vogue and Let's Have a Kiki and Ima Read, for Christ's sake! I think you really should be commended for making these tracks all your own. To the untrained eye, it's a huge amount of covers. But they're all just Hunter tracks to me. That's been an obvious talent since I first listened to your Video Games cover. Take "WAVVY" for example. I'm really feeling that song at this particular moment in time and I had to look up the original song to make sure it wasn't just a good cover of a genius song. As it turned out, my love was entirely powered by your creative liberties. (PS, is there speaking in tongues on that shit or what?) And yet with that said, you're not the dreaded ~cover artist~! It really is your personal touches that are the standouts on here. Like, how dare you reduce some of the best to mere Rihanna-esque chorus girls?! It's fantastic! How dare you have this white, gay as splenda persona on this release and rap so effortlessly?! How dare you fully realize this ballroom, Paris is Burning rapper thing that Azealia Banks was only hinting towards?! And then how dare you come out of the gates with that fucking singing voice, making "Blue Jeans" sound like a soul standard and getting me legitimately emotional on "Summer Religion"?! And finally, how can you perfectly remix Grimes and Kanye West? You shouldn't be, Hunter, you just shouldn't be. My thoughts kind of got away from me. I've been feeling like I should give you the review you're worthy of but I'm psyching myself out. I'm sure I'll have more thoughts the more I play it (I'm really playing it a lot). To narrow my standouts to 5: Blue Jean Bambino, HitchCock, WAVVY, Summer Religion, BodyScheiße. And minus the ones that were already out, I also love Sweet Oblivion, Faggots in Paris, Ratchet, and that beautiful minute and a half of Old School. Summertime also adds a lot to the mixtape as a whole piece of work. I think I'll return with a post about my favorite lyrics, too.

Yo-yo, yes you, Yo-yo

Suing the bitch for portraying my life in the Twerk video.

Off To The Races 13 National Anthem 53 Carmen 74 Million Dollar Man 44 Without You 45 At this point we should add or subtract in increments of five or something. This will take forever

For K 20 Next To Me 19 My Momma 9 Bad Disease 48 Out With A Bang 27 Try Tonight 28 Pretty Baby 30 Find My Own Way 8 Junky Pride 19

Kill Kill 22 Queen Of The Gas Station 20 For K Part 2 40 Jump 16 Mermaid Motel 24 Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) 12 Brite Lites 4 Put Me In A Movie 19 Smarty 8 Yayo 28

You Had it Coming (Hooligan House Remix) - Hunter Hooligan

We've already heard it

Off To The Races 13 National Anthem 55 Carmen 74 Million Dollar Man 43 Without You 44

Kill Kill 22 Queen Of The Gas Station 20 For K Part 2 40 Jump 16 Mermaid Motel 23 Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) 12 Brite Lites 3 Put Me In A Movie 19 Smarty 9 Yayo 29

I hate people The Bebo songs were on it, right?

Bluebells - Patrick Wolf

Off To The Races 14 National Anthem 56 Carmen 73 Million Dollar Man 43 Without You 43

That sucks. Was this a 14 track? Has a track-list for that ever even surfaced?

I don't know what this means

Damaris - Patrick Wolf

Off To The Races 14 National Anthem 58 Carmen 72 Million Dollar Man 43 Without You 42

Off To The Races 16 National Anthem 61 Carmen 70 Million Dollar Man 41 Without You 41

Kill Kill 22 Queen Of The Gas Station 20 For K Part 2 39 Jump 16 Mermaid Motel 23 Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) 12 Brite Lites 4 Put Me In A Movie 19 Smarty 10 Yayo 28

Someone clarify--is Blue Velvet going to be the only item from the Paradise Edition? Other than the CD, I mean.

*Major label debut

Off To The Races 16 National Anthem 63 Carmen 69 Million Dollar Man 42 Without You 40

For K 20 Next To Me 18 My Momma 9 Bad Disease 48 Out With A Bang 26 Try Tonight 28 Pretty Baby 31 Find My Own Way 8 Junky Pride 20

Kill Kill 22 Queen Of The Gas Station 20 For K Part 2 38 Jump 16 Mermaid Motel 23 Raise Me Up (Mississippi South) 12 Brite Lites 5 Put Me In A Movie 19 Smarty 11 Yayo 27