Nobody

He used to call me D.N, that stood for DEEZ NUTZ

that escalated quickly

she made me more gay

the thought at how much music we're gonna be getting if she means 14 tracks on the regular edition is absolutely slaying me right now

i just know that rare exclusive track that you can only obtain if you burn a lock of Lana's hair while standing over a pentagram in uganda chanting guns and roses is gonna slay me

I hope that 14 tracks means the regular version.... I mean I'm here for more music bc after this she could disappear for god knows how long, so some deluxe tracks, region exclusives, etc... I'm here for that. Drag me all you want but i loved florida kilos, loved black beauty, loved is this happiness and loved flipside, and I'm SO here for incredible bonus tracks that we would otherwise not have had tbh

Stefani you suck
 
THE MOST ICONIC LINE EVER

For me, the issue of Honeymoon is just not an interesting concept. I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities. Whenever people bring up Honeymoon, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested

Yeah that's why I made one? Did you not see the post about fake track lists?Sit down bitch

my expectations with posts on the hm account are so low that anything that is more significant than "meet bonquisha, from detroit, who plays the triangle in the intro of one of my songs" satisfies me

I think they just meant not active as in some of those followers don't use/have instagram anymore 

I thought about this song today and came up with my interpretation.
I think this song describes Lana's relationship with things outside of herself which cause distress in her life (mainly the media/her record label) and lets us know how her experiences make her feel.
 
Why you make me work so hard
To put on that evening show
 
Here Lana talks about the problems she faces in her career as a musician. She loves to make music and she does tours, but promoting the songs is a drag for her, she is shy and a private person, doesn't really like to be the center of cynical, hurtful attention. She perceives many people to be this way. She does not enjoy some aspects of her career, yet she still has to do it.
 
When you know that all I want
Is to make your money grow?
 
She is addressing her "money hungry" label who always want to change her and push her to be more commercial, they are dissatisfied with her product. The label benefits from having her and she would be willing to work with them if only she was supported in what she wants to do.
 
You're like a baby who don't got nowhere to go
I feel you eyeing me, you keep it on the low
(on the low, on the low)
 
They act childish towards her - she has a contract, they don't let her go, but they don't want her in the way that she is available to them. They want to change her constantly.
 
But I can't let you in
And I can't keep you out
I wait for life to mend
But it never comes around
And I can't hear you call
And I can't hear me [shout?]
I wait for it to break
But it never comes around
 
The chorus addresses the media scrutinizing her and exposing too much about her life, her past, her family. She doesn't want people to dig around in her past yet she is helpless against them, she can't stop people from doing it. She waits for life to mend, to get better, for better things to come but they never seem to arrive. She wants to have a break where she can be more at peace but she only yearns for peace, it is not her actual experience.
 
And I'm lonely
I'm lonely
I'm lonely
 
These events make her feel lonely, being watched by the eye of so many people who misunderstand or judge her. Sometimes you feel the most alone in a crowd. That is how she is. She doesn't find someone who she can trust or someone who relates to her, even though it is imporant her to have a person who she can hold on to.
 
Why you make me take that shit
To put on that evening show
When you know I don't need it
Better than your booze and blow?
 
Again she laments that with her profession as a musician she has to do many things that she doesn't enjoy. Making music is her favorite part but there is a lot more to it than that.
In the two final lines, she says she doesn't need all the mainstream success that some would like her to have, it is not a priority for her. She likens those achievements to booze and blow, they put you high but they are also hurtful, they bring even more attention to you and she already had enough of that. She is worried that more attention would cause more problems.
 
- -
 
(Scatting)
Feel like I'm falling apart
(Scatting)
Feel like I'm falling apart
(Scatting)
Feel like I'm falling apart
 
Because of the bad experiences, her stability is broken, she is falling apart, she doesn't know how to react what to say, and often gets into uncomfortable situations which give her even more bad reputation. (like the I want to die story) She feels destroyed but she is helpless and can't do much against it.
 
 
Would you tell me?
Would you tell me?
Would you tell me?
 
But I can't let you in
And I can't keep you out
I wait for life to [win/mend/end?]
But it never comes around
And I can't hear you call
And I can't hear me [shout?]
I wait for it to break
But it never comes around
 
And I'm lonely
I'm lonely
I'm lonely
 
 
She is alone - misunderstood, and helpless. Truly a sad song describing the abandonmnet she feels in her position from which she can't really escape.

If only they were as deep as the stick up your ass 

bitch better have my honey(moon)

Not Lana promoting Bitch Better Have My Money more than her own music

..Or vinyl exclusive just for Uganda. 

'Honey' is the anthem of pro-gress

Ageing is the British spelling.

Can't wait to see this on vinyl     
 
(MY ARTISTIQUE REPRESENTATION DO NO REMOVE CREDIT)

she looks like she needs to be charged into a wall and then polished with some steel cleaner 
 

 
neil manages to make her look human! 

"He used to call me BS ..."

The uncertainty regarding Mark Ronson's involvement worries me. I need a picture of her sitting on Mark's lap and cheesy interviews about him "bringing the fire back into her life" already. 

i'm laughing at the fact that the boots are from a costume shop, rather than an actual shoe store. god i love her so much 
 

are you non binary and transracial 

why you typing like that